Nothing feels quite as good as animals feeling comfy falling asleep on you.

First run back of a game I used to semi speed run, I pb. What.

I can’t wait for millennial candidates to start running so we can get fundraising messages that read like horny chain messages littered with emojis instead of Kamala Harris pulling a CEO gift card scam.

My new recorded special Hive Mind is now available to watch on YouTube youtu.be/sdY1MJYaX5M?...

oh no i thought of something and i had to make it 🤼

To the cardconduit employee about to get my buylist orders containing 1380 cards total: I’m sorry lmao

BREAKING: Cuomo to sue for all gynecological records of New Yorkers after being told no twice, historically not something he understands.

Flirted with a guy in final fantasy 14 to make a raid I’ve done infinite times less of a slog. Walked out with 6 of 7 possible play commendations because of it. I guess flirting with men on the internet does get you whatever you want 🤷‍♀️

It’s 54°, dark storm clouds rolling in, it’s gonna be a good day. This is the autumn I’ve been waiting for.

Here is the Finale of the next special Hive Mind (the full show will be available in November) this was the first time I have ever performed the Finnish verse of Vaivuin Hypnoosiin live and just the whole finale was so much fun to plan and do youtu.be/5XRHbp5Q4NQ?...

The US is so unserious.

I love how dynamic each of the specials show outfits are

I met my best friend, and people I consider my Family all on The Bird Site™️ and nothing will ever be able to top that for me

Might fuck around and get flu and Covid vaccinated after work since I have no plans after that.

@heathervwinters.bsky.social the card

I haven’t touched Magic in like 3 weeks and a break from the game has felt so fucking good Totally Unrelated, Legacy sucks shit, has been mismanaged & ignored with lazy, band aid on a broken leg style bans. Making the next Eternal Weekend another where the best deck is gone a week later, again.

I've been playing through all the mainline Final Fantasy games (for the first time, I know, a serious gap in my knowledge) but I'm trying to do a painting each time I finish one as I'm trying to learn to paint. Just a few hours away from getting to start on the FFIV one (my fav as a kid).

5’11” vs 6’

Sometimes you run hot at the @bcdlegacy.bsky.social. Sometimes you get the worst possible match and get rolled by @samrosemurphy.bsky.social on camera. Such is the balance of life

Fuck you. *gathers your magic*

I'm Devi. I make video games, digital art, sometimes zines. I'm always hoping to bring you weird and wonderful new things, which you can find here! - STEAM: store.steampowered.com/search/?deve... - ITCH: devimetric.itch.io - PATREON: www.patreon.com/c/DeviMetric - MISC: linktr.ee/devimetric

corporations on july 1st:

Real @hovermyr.bsky.social vibes

Asmodeus voice: Amigo the Devil

A piece of lore I once crashed the online market for blue roses on Animal Crossing to the point people on Nookazon were calling for my ban from the platform because I disrupted their insane pseudo-monopoly.

Final Fantasy with the tits out, twitch vod on the other monitor, I’m stoned as fuck and a dry bowl of cereal. I’m so in for this day.

Transphobia incarnate when your cat is asleep on you with his little paws wrapped around your arm but you can’t get a pic of it because your massive HRT given left tit is in the way.

Staying up until 4 AM with @scritch.pet when I had to be up at 8 is a good reminder on why I don’t do that anymore. Grandma Noe is all tuckered out and it’s only 1:30 💀

Stoned! In the Discord Call

About a year ago I was looking at the moon on a drive home and for some reason it made me think of @armourrabbit.bsky.social and now I associate the moon with her and I love my Family ☺️

Hi there folks! My upcoming game, The Undying Sea, has gone up for wishlisting on Steam this morning! I'm a bundle of nerves as it's my first major release, but if you like moody exploration experiences you should check it out! store.steampowered.com/app/3797040/...

Upgrading my Legacy deck will free up almost $800 in profit. I mean, if you’re gonna twist my arm about it……

We need more bottoms and subs who can and do clearly communicate what they want 🔥🔥

need a legendary creature with the typing Weird Clown

I just played the high tide mirror match and my brain is soup. 🙃

Tested the theory. It’s true, Tacos hold up as peak stoned food. But they gotta come in the foil dripping with grease, not the gentrified taco pyramids.

gatorade

Saw a husky living life out the back of a truck window on my way to work. Day is made. What a good boy he was.

“Of course clown puppy and crown are in your top emojis” I have a brand 🤡🐶👑

Obligatory @goddexxmachina.bsky.social tag

One of my friends is a Plane Autist™️ and it’s flying cross country to day, so she’s giving me all kinds of random plane facts about what she’s on and details about each leg of its flights and it’s so adorable lmao. I have the best friends.

4 years ago today, I heard one of my favorite people tell me they thought I was catfishing them and wasn’t about to show up at their door. Much to the dismay of @goddexxmachina.bsky.social, I’m very real and a pain in the ass.

This man’s live show was the absolute best I’ve ever seen, and it was in some random dive bar in Cleveland.

Literal 2000s horror icon >>>>

To the absolute goth baddie that got rejected by Default Dude #4 in the Luxor tonight when you told him you liked him: He’s just a guy. Hit him with your car.

Through the airport security with no issues being trans. Not even caught by the TrannyScanny 6000. All Ws.

Hi Bluesky! If you're interested in a short palaeoarchaeology article about Neanderthal motherhood you should read my article in Adventuress Archaeology magazine! Out now!

I'm so high, that drinking my ice water leaves my mouth feeling cold in like, a really nice way. This shit slaps

It’s really cool that all of my Magic stuff is dripping in things relating to my Family. Playmat signed by everyone. Token/Tracker art by @goddexxmachina.bsky.social, custom sleeves by @armourrabbit.bsky.social being a logo of @kultamonarkki.bsky.social’s performance. It’s a good day to be a simp.