Today the NYPD deployed the Strategic Response Group (SRG) to harass and arrest striking Amazon workers. As Mayor, I will disband the SRG, which has cost taxpayers millions in lawsuit settlements and brutalized countless New Yorkers exercising their first amendment rights.

abolition except for the people who clip their nails in public. life in jail for them, there is no rehabilitating that behavior.

me every single day. I need the dopamine hit.

have you considered eating an entire jar of mixed olives in one sitting? surely you will never regret eating an entire jar of mixed olives in one sitting.

I can’t sleep even though I had valerian root 3 hours ago i’m just awake & anxious this is my hell

if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

I̷̬̬͔̊ ̶̹̮͖̙̬͛a̷͍̣̒͐̈́m̸̝̱̔͋̚ ̵̭̓̐̂͝g̵̞̋́̇o̴̙͙̗̫͗́̚i̵̡͓̊͐̔n̷͇͉͓͖͚͂g̶͕̐͂͑͘ ̷͉͔̹̘̄ţ̴̛͓̠̺̔̄̕͘ò̶̭͚͙̄ ̵̻̯̺͂͂͐̌b̵͉͔̪͖̮͠ḙ̸͎̏̑̓̈́͝c̷̤̜̝͆ȍ̶̻͐̊̎m̷̮̬̽̀̓ͅe̴̝̠̖̗͎̅͝ ̵͍͙̰̈́ţ̶͕̻̿͆h̸̦͌͊̐̉̈́ȩ̴̗̺̈́͛̍͘͠ ̴̙̞̥̭̑͐̔j̷͕͚̃̌̅͜ò̵̖͚̱̳͔̀̇͝k̶͓̆̅͆ĕ̵̙̻r̷͕̰̅̒̈́̽̀

it’s absolutely insane that government staff feel emboldened enough to beat someone to death. abolition now.

absolutely incredible photos from Zack from my wedding 🥹 so nice to relive the best day through these (www.zackhenningsgaard.com for all your photo needs!)

there’s is nothing better than the first sip of hot tea warming your body up

girlbossed too close to the sun and signed up for reformer pilates today after doing yogalates yesterday. I need a hot tub stat.

Grocery prices are out of control. 1 in 4 NYC kids isn't getting enough to eat. Local government must act. Today I'm announcing a major new proposal to lower costs and tackle price gouging: city-owned grocery stores. More at @nytimes.com. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/n...

who invented class pass bc I would like to give them a big smooch. $7 worth of credits for yoga sculpt classes and $25 for a wax like I would be a different woman if I didn’t have this app

All we have to do is convince Biden that Luigi is his son

the discourse about another woman’s body is never ever okay, yes including celebrities. let them process their shit in therapy and not on the global forum.

This verdict was not unexpected. And no matter the verdict, our criminal legal system was never designed to provide true accountability and justice.

why is changing my name on my passport literally impossible wtf is up with the us government

my assistant for the day, working hard keeping my legs warm

siri how do I shut the fuck up sometimes

When the world needed him most, he vanished.

got too high after my work christmas dinner I need gummy bears stat

United Auto Workers - Region 9A is on the front line of the battle for economic justice and working class power in New York and I am honored to have earned their support. The strength of this campaign are the people who power it. Join us: zohranfornyc.com/donate

Noooooooo you can't say it's good that an evil person got killed in a way that makes countless other evil people worldwide real fuckin nervous all at once in a way that u can physically feel in the zeitgeist around you, that tickles the soul and delights the senses, what are you, some kind of ghoul

Hope his ambulance was in network

haven’t cried during shavasana in a long time. yoga is so good.

have we figured out how to block words on this app yet bc i’m seeing a concerning amount of t***** s**** posts

big shout out to Southern Tier’s 2XMAS beer, the only good thing about winter time

the worst part of having a dead mom is not having the hour long daily gossip phone calls. no one listens to you complain like your dead mom ill tell you that right now

if seasonal salad has a million fans, then I'm one of them. if seasonal salad has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. if seasonal salad has no fans, that means I'm dead.

just made the most insane tahini salad dressing and I fear i’ll be chasing this high for the rest of my life

I support the expansion of Fair Fares. But means-tested programs will never reach everyone they’re meant to. We need a bolder vision for mass transit in our city. It starts with making every city bus fast and free. @RidersAlliance

dmv employees really working hard to perpetuate the stereotype today

hunter biden has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing rn

finally, hunter can smoke crack in peace 🙏

in the mood to eat just because I enjoy eating (stoned)

I want to drizzle a pineapple ring with sriracha and then a bbq kinda hot sauce and grill it

i’m so high I just remembered my mom was dead and yelled “oh poo poo” and really confused cal

spent $11 on snacks at the dollar store after pilates today. I will not be getting off my couch for 36 hours minimum

Its black Friday I'm about to bite some guys uncle at Big Lots

I love potatoes

spending some quality time with my cousin under the dining room table

someone just popped a bottle of champagne on the LIRR

Hasan Piker rightly pushes back on the idea that the Democrats simply need their own Joe Rogan, telling CNN "It's 100% a policy thing," calling for "real left-wing economic populist messaging instead of purposely avoiding that stuff because they're terrified of upsetting their corporate donors."

Have the Democrats tried running a populist for president the last half century? Might want to give that a shot

thank god

going to be vulnerable for a moment and admit that I thought “veni vidi vici” meant “live laugh love”

rip mom you would have loved to see wicked 14 times in theaters with me

can someone ask my brain worm to stop singing the wicked soundtrack to me the second I open my eyes

what mental illness is it that makes me want gummy bears every night