i’m still dreaming about this hoagie. it was the most incredible thing i have ever experienced.

she’s leaving out the important details of us discussing what poland would be like in the monster’s inc universe

Found out an incredibly funny karmic smack happened to someone I hate, incredibly satisfying, what a win for me and all the haters out there Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝

without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

play the game of did i smell too many different perfumes earlier and give myself a migraine or am i just dehydrated

got paid early so you know what that means: spending a ton of money and using the excuse “my birthday is tomorrow so it’s fine”

it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”

MARSH?!?

#needthat i mean… he needed that! sorry sorry trying to delete

OK KEPLER

are they punishing kyle for that game ending is that why they are making him play left field tonight

the padres might have won that but manny machado is still a loser

just screamed in panic bc i saw a base hit happen but didn’t realize it was just rojas and NOT the padres up to bat

oh mick……

yeah yeah it’s bobby bonilla day and nhl free agency day but have you considered the most important thing about today is that it’s finally july which means i get my free birthday gifts from sephora and ulta

being visually assaulted while getting ice cream

josh harris (the human embodiment of a ghoul) should worry about his other stupid teams before trying to ruin another basketball team

this is the best news now get me a pwhl team and we’ll really be cooking

the flyers are obsessed with drafting massively large dudes this time around i have to respect it

oh that “we’re good at embarrassing ourselves” trea clip is about to go triple platinum

rbi single for kepler!!!! ok ok see he CAN do something

no cycle for trea… BUT HE GOT ANOTHER HOMERUN

pack it up braves you let kepler get a hit

IS THAT BRAVES FAN HARASSING THE CHILD BEHIND HOME PLATE IN THE PHANATIC HAT?

max kepler is gonna go beat up someone up in the dugout since he was already mad now he’s just angrier after that at bat

IT’S JUNE!!!!! I LOVE YOU KYLE!!!!!

OH MY GOD OTTO KEMP FIRST MLB HOMER

NICK!!!!!!

TREA!!!!!!

man what was that 🤨🫵🏻

THE PHILLIES SCORED A RUN

the phils wasting yet another good pitching performance… i wish they could be normal

someone (not naming names) has an infection on her paws and she keeps licking them so we had to put socks on and now she’s mad

ah. well!

phils pls do something here you got nana talking to the tv

KYLE HEHEHE OK SPEEDY

nana: “wheeler’s out now so… fuzzy wuzzy is in??” (jordan romano. she is referring to jordan romano and his hair.)

ace bailey get ready to learn swig buddy

had a really good gym sesh today so how did i celebrate? by immediately going to wawa for hoagiefest just as the lord intended

i still can’t believe trevor zegras is actually a flyer lmao

i’m sorry the canucks just traded for WHO

FOLKS

WOW DID THEY CALL IT FOR ZOHRAN????

after being in charge at work for 7 days straight i am FINALLY FREE

and congrats to cam york for officially entering into the trevor/jamie throuple. happy pride month to all three of them.

i am so late to this but as the trade notification came in i was talking to my boss and i had to stand there straight faced like nothing was effecting me at all oh my god lmao i cannot believe danny pulled off such a big balls move

first place phils. FTM.

we’re all gonna start ascending when otto kemp gets that first homer