I’M GET BLACK OUT DRUNK ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT THE FARG SIDNEY CROSBY YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM ME

this is genuinely how it feels watching the phillies

i really thought there i was gonna have march down to cbp and fight that fan myself

“oh look it’s that little boy!” nana just said in reference to andrew painter

right right OF COURSE @thejawnoftime.bsky.social

Amending my earlier statement:

feels so good to hate again. I've missed this. I've missed us hating as one.

THE FLYERS BABY THE FLYERS

nothing can ever be easy can it

PORTER MARTONE DOING MIRACLES ONE ME

SANNY!!!!!

god he is so funny

oh trust me i know. my dad goes to like one game a year with me and he always is saying “they still didn’t fix it?!?!?” 😭😭😭

maybe in between the periods the flyers will remember what a good power play is

spreading my joy (distress) to everyone 💖

evgeni malkin you will begin to cough in three days

oh they put sanny in jail because they have to protect sid’s old, brittle bones ☹️

JAMIE DRYSDALE IS YOUNGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN SIDNEY CROSBY

well my heart didn’t stop from stress during the first period so obviously things are going pretty well!

in non flyers related news i did wait in line for 3 hours to get this for record store day this morning. i got the second to last one. the vibes couldn’t be higher!!!!

WAKE UP BABE ITS PLAYOFF GAME 1 DAY

GOOD MORNING HAPPY FLYERS PLAY A PLAYOFF GAME DAY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE

next time franklin stands next to ai, iverson should be allowed to fight him i think

i just saw a man wearing a *checks notes* ben simmons shirsey ??????

my children, denver barkey and porter martone, ringing the bell tonight 😀🫵🏻

wearing my joel embiid shirt rn is giving “please ask me about my dead wife” WIN IT FOR HIM SIXERS WIN IT FOR HIM

me winning the harry styles ticketmaster war but not the flyers playoff ticketmaster war is kinda insane if you think about it

Sidney Crosby is WEAK on crime

wait 👀 playoffs mean we get flyers wag jackets 👀

GIRL WHO IS GOING TO BE OK (i cried actual tears when the flyers clinched)

i’m genuinely going to start crying

finally got the flyers game on and i feel genuinely sick to my stomach :))))

marsh picking it up and contemplating eating it lmaooooo honestly same i feel that on a spiritual level

the flyers are one win away from clinching a playoff spot

and here is where i jinxed the flyers tonight bc i said i was ready to drop crazy money on playoff tickets over some crab rangoon pizza 💔

lots of leftovers for tomorrow too OBVIOUSLY 💅🏻✨

Had a Polish feast with my Polish queen @alexispiatkowski.bsky.social actually

did @thejawnoftime.bsky.social punch a kid for me to get this pin? the world may never know. best christmas gift ever. (and spongboob too can’t forget him)

i’m sorry what the hell just happened

i put the monsters inc broadcast on for *checks notes* 20 minutes and then had to turn it off bc it felt like i was on drugs 😔✋🏻

i’m still dreaming about this hoagie. it was the most incredible thing i have ever experienced.

she’s leaving out the important details of us discussing what poland would be like in the monster’s inc universe

Found out an incredibly funny karmic smack happened to someone I hate, incredibly satisfying, what a win for me and all the haters out there Great day, everyone, fellow haters feel free to celebrate along 🤝

without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

play the game of did i smell too many different perfumes earlier and give myself a migraine or am i just dehydrated

got paid early so you know what that means: spending a ton of money and using the excuse “my birthday is tomorrow so it’s fine”

it’s all fun and games when my dad’s evil dog chooses me until he starts barking bc “i’m sitting too close to him”

MARSH?!?

#needthat i mean… he needed that! sorry sorry trying to delete