evil regime run and supported entirely by people with brain parasites. animorphs predicted this.

some guy ringside yelled to Ricochet, "you're even balder in person!" #AEWDynamite #AEW

oh shit an "ICE Fears Hangman" sign shown twice #AEWDynamite #AEW

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

Streaming Simpy Treehouse of Horror, then we start October with Invasive 2: Getaway here in about 10: cytu.be/r/noweaboosa...

Homoerotic Outrunners x Dalton Castle is so fun, got the mass to kick some ass, the size to win the prize! #AEWCollision #AEW

Oh my God, please let this match be a trojan horse for intergender, Kris Statlander would dominate against so many of the guys #AEWDynamite #AEW

THEY'RE "WHAT" CHANTING TONI STORM?! fuck these people #AEWDynamite #AEW

hey the anniversary video (while heavily weighted to today's stars) did have a good variety even Punk was in there #AEWDynamite #AEW

hahahahaha, Andrade, sure let's do this again and again and again #AEWDynamite #AEW

Brody denying us the macarena, how dare he #AEWDynamite #AEW

Streaming Simpy then it's Tubi Takeover of Lifetime Movie Monday with Takeout here in about 10: cytu.be/r/noweaboosa...

Dalton Castle and The Youngest Men Alive, the Outrunners, it's like a BL fanfic #AEWCollision #AEW

Trans rights sign at Collision #AEWCollision #AEW

The funniest part of any new Pac-Man game getting released or re-released is always going to be checking wikis to track the deletion of Ms. Pac-Man from reality

Streaming Simpy then it's possibly Lifetime Movie Monday with either Lifetime's She Wants My Daughter or Tubi's Takeout here in about 10: cytu.be/r/noweaboosa...

Bryan Danielson was confused as to why all the weapon plunder is under the ring, why trash cans? "Wrestling's changed a lot since my last match" #AEWDynamite #AEW

Discussing if Taz could do a tornio in his prime, Ex: maybe if you fell out of a building? Taz: Not even then, I'd fall flat... like a plop #AEWDynamite #AEW

That Roddy Strong match was so good, Roddy is so much better than his position, End of Heartache is a beautiful finisher #AEWDynamite #AEW

Streaming Simpy, then it's Lifetime Movie Monday with The Secrets She Keeps here in about 10: cytu.be/r/noweaboosa...

some lady is HORNY for Okada #AEWCollision #AEW

another Save SEPTA sign in the Philly crowd #AEWCollision #AEW

"back when [Jamie Hayter] was a dental assistant and I was an outcast." "that Harley Cameron is just Jim Henson with tits" "Anna Jay, her bottom is so good it makes mine look like slices of bologna" Toni on fire on commentary #AEWCollision #AEW

Reposting this old one for no particular reason.

Bryan Danielson sounds so happy to be around again, it's adorable #AEWDynamite #AEW

Streaming Simpy, then it's Lifetime Movie Monday with Cabin Pressure here in about 10: cytu.be/r/noweaboosa...

"Put some socks on" chant for Kyle Fletcher is pretty good, he should put some socks on #AEWCollision #AEW

Man DG vs. Mox was a fight, but DG needed to win, where does he go from here? #AEWCollision #AEW

Years back @hopelesslygayoreo.bsky.social picked us to watch the Sega 32X infomercial, I have the riffs by @coreymbarnes.com, @saberleo.bsky.social and Oreo as well and this was...something. This was made in 94-95? And boy was Sega about to get wrecked...

Kyle Fletcher escaped the You Cannot Escape, wish Kenny had just said "guess he can" #AEWDynamite #AEW

Did Toni just call herself a sinkpisser? #AEWDynamite #AEW

Save Our SEPTA sign at the 2300 Arena in Philly #AEWDynamite #AEW

Still not used to Hook's electrolounge theme #AEWDynamite #AEW

I will keep making this reference anytime @saberleo.bsky.social shows me a Lifetime movie

Streaming Simpy, then it's some Classic Lifetime with Dirty Teacher here in about 10: cytu.be/r/noweaboosa...

Sweets are made of sugar.

AEW should start putting up skeets in the social media popups they've been doing, all I saw were tweets #AEWCollision #AEW

Kyle O'Reilly yelling while grappling with Kyle Fletcher: I HATE EVERY KYLE THAT'S NOT ME #AEWCollision #AEW

Darby being Darby, more extreme than ECW #AEWDynamite #AEW

Does this mean HOOK doesn't have his old theme anymore? Lounge music isn't the most electrifying even if it's an electronic remix #AEWDynamite #AEW

Crowd going crazy for Christian threatening fathers again #AEWDynamite #AEW

Streaming Simpy, then it's Lifetime Movie Monday with Taste of His Poison here in about 10: cytu.be/r/noweaboosa...

Not a single bad match, Mercedes was in TV match mode and the tag finish was a clusterfuck, but both the world title matches and, my favorite, the ZSJ/Nigel technical showcase were the best #AEWForbiddenDoor #AEW

Mox gave Wheeler a little kiss on his way to the ring #AEWForbiddenDoor #AEW

Shenanigans have commenced! #AEWForbiddenDoor #AEW

What a clusterfuck at the end there, great match before though! #AEWForbiddenDoor #AEW

Wonderful technical showcase, ZSJ is always a treat #AEWForbiddenDoor #AEW

Danielson just revealed Nigel writes his commentary jokes in advance! #AEWForbiddenDoor #AEW

Kyle Fletcher still has the only brainbuster in the business #AEWForbiddenDoor #AEW