@scottaukerman.bsky.social Mr. Aukerman according to your new linguistic rules would it be proper to refer to road beef as road break from now on? @pftompkins.bsky.social

A couple years ago I made a cartoon of Mel Tormé's vocal solo from his version of Sleigh Ride, as I have been obsessed with it for decades. Here it is again!

Merry Christmas finally got around to finishing animating the track "Twas The Night Before Jesus" from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Christmas album. This is a link because Bluesky can't do vids over 3 minutes bc it's a working functioning website www.instagram.com/reel/DSrFYds...

A couple years ago I made a cartoon of Mel Tormé's vocal solo from his version of Sleigh Ride, as I have been obsessed with it for decades. Here it is again!

Weird that they added this detail to Home Alone 2 for the Bluray, it doesn't even make sense date-wise

It's the holiday season, and one thing I always look forward to is when someone says "It's the holiday season" @pftompkins.bsky.social will say "so whoop dee doo and hickory dock". I love it so much.

CBC has a new show where 30 people with autism ask celebrities questions but the concept already exists it's called the Reddit AMA

"Fifty year mortgages...biffy beer bortgages. You get a big ole biffy beer with every bortgage"

🎶No broke boys🎶 🎶No new friends🎶 🎶The main hatchway gave in at 7pm🎶

(To the tune of the chorus of YMCA starting with "it's fun to stay at the") Oh how I wish I was In Sherbrooke now(x2) I am a broken man On a Halifax pier The last of Barrett's Privateers

"That's just my totey"

"Welcome to Coachella 2026 Jeremy! Which act are you most excited to see - Ethel Cain, Teddy Swims, or DEVO?"

"Welcome to Coachella 2026 Jeremy! Which act are you most excited to see - Ethel Cain, Teddy Swims, or DEVO?"

Working on a reimagining of this scene because I never liked how it ended.

The Weeping Willow content in The Omen is out of this world. Great stuff.

I like Bluesky fine but What's Hot Classic seems to be feeding me lots of hardcore gay porn. It seems odd that it's just there on the TL. I swear it isn't my algo! I would say if it was! I love the gays, in the skeets the boys seem proud of their hogs it's just not for me!

Alas, there are no bricks left in Trump's America, as they were all used to construct this shithouse

Blue Nile is mid wish the pop girlies liked Josef K

Wow

Doesn't he run the whole thing? They should probably tell him

All my Simpsons liver and onion posts I made out of spite are now up on my youtube page youtu.be/fKFNitIkuoA?...

The Tik Tok teens have sass mouths and have been posting my liver and onions videos uncredited and making their own poor quality ones so I'm coming out of retirement for spite. One a day for a few days

A normal thing to do is obsess about an Archie comics story for decades and then make a giant painting of the cover page right

A normal thing to do is obsess about an Archie comics story for decades and then make a giant painting of the cover page right

Meme for xennials only

Checking back in are people still weirdos over here or have we learned to take a joke

Drew George with the Penske file in Ghibli style and it didn't take much water just whatever is in a glass of Coke Zero

I didn't have any expectations for the Severance finale but *spoiler alert* Innie and Outie Mark in their own separate bodies on a beach with Gemma and Helly R sipping pina coladas? And the final line is both Marks saying "I could get used to this"? Disappointing.

Not many people know that the show Severance is based on a '90s Japanese arcade game - here is the title screen

@eve6 I wonder if she likes alternative rock

Made this over on X the Everything App but it deserves to be here imgur.com/a/GrHV3CK

"Isn't that guy like, in Congress"

And thus ends my bimonthly Bluesky check-in. Not looking good, guys! We'll see if it gets better next time.

It's fun being Jewish and fighting hasbara since the 90s, bc you get to hop on Bluesky and get my-first-political children goysplain your own culture to you

Does Taylor even go to the games anymore

Same exact energy, it's uncanny

(To the tune of Tipsy) Someone give that ball right over there to Lucy You know Charlie and the football got a history She's gonna hold it still so he can let a kick free Oh lord Good grief

Assad this, Assad that, all I know is your Assad better be at work in the morning or you're out of the house

Killing CEOs is an unfortunate extreme. Have we even considered fucking their wives (OR HUSBANDS) instead?

I don't have Spotify but if I did my most listened to song would be Pumps and a Bump like it is every year

Oh shit wrapped is out!

Does Wicked address the fact that at one point the Scarecrow had a gun

(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son

INTERIOR - MORGUE Scientist #1: Upon death, Dennis Prager's body opened and a smaller Dennis Prager emerged, skittish and feral. We've quarantined it here, where it is under observation. Scientist #2: They're calling it The Praggler

Nice to get a big old cold sore after months of swallowing Lysine horse pills daily, good to know it was useless man fuck amino acids dog

The guy who wrote God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen was really on something, how are you doing a Christmas song and mentioning Satan and his power like some weirdo

Remember doctors recommend you never put anything in your asshole sharper than your elbow

"Now let's see what we got here....oh...oh no...oh no no no what have I done"