Blue Nile is mid wish the pop girlies liked Josef K

Wow

Doesn't he run the whole thing? They should probably tell him

All my Simpsons liver and onion posts I made out of spite are now up on my youtube page youtu.be/fKFNitIkuoA?...

The Tik Tok teens have sass mouths and have been posting my liver and onions videos uncredited and making their own poor quality ones so I'm coming out of retirement for spite. One a day for a few days

A normal thing to do is obsess about an Archie comics story for decades and then make a giant painting of the cover page right

A normal thing to do is obsess about an Archie comics story for decades and then make a giant painting of the cover page right

Meme for xennials only

Checking back in are people still weirdos over here or have we learned to take a joke

Drew George with the Penske file in Ghibli style and it didn't take much water just whatever is in a glass of Coke Zero

I didn't have any expectations for the Severance finale but *spoiler alert* Innie and Outie Mark in their own separate bodies on a beach with Gemma and Helly R sipping pina coladas? And the final line is both Marks saying "I could get used to this"? Disappointing.

Not many people know that the show Severance is based on a '90s Japanese arcade game - here is the title screen

@eve6 I wonder if she likes alternative rock

Made this over on X the Everything App but it deserves to be here imgur.com/a/GrHV3CK

"Isn't that guy like, in Congress"

And thus ends my bimonthly Bluesky check-in. Not looking good, guys! We'll see if it gets better next time.

It's fun being Jewish and fighting hasbara since the 90s, bc you get to hop on Bluesky and get my-first-political children goysplain your own culture to you

Does Taylor even go to the games anymore

Same exact energy, it's uncanny

(To the tune of Tipsy) Someone give that ball right over there to Lucy You know Charlie and the football got a history She's gonna hold it still so he can let a kick free Oh lord Good grief

Assad this, Assad that, all I know is your Assad better be at work in the morning or you're out of the house

Killing CEOs is an unfortunate extreme. Have we even considered fucking their wives (OR HUSBANDS) instead?

I don't have Spotify but if I did my most listened to song would be Pumps and a Bump like it is every year

Oh shit wrapped is out!

Does Wicked address the fact that at one point the Scarecrow had a gun

INTERIOR - MORGUE Scientist #1: Upon death, Dennis Prager's body opened and a smaller Dennis Prager emerged, skittish and feral. We've quarantined it here, where it is under observation. Scientist #2: They're calling it The Praggler

Nice to get a big old cold sore after months of swallowing Lysine horse pills daily, good to know it was useless man fuck amino acids dog

The guy who wrote God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen was really on something, how are you doing a Christmas song and mentioning Satan and his power like some weirdo

Remember doctors recommend you never put anything in your asshole sharper than your elbow

"Now let's see what we got here....oh...oh no...oh no no no what have I done"

Once again it's that time of year where I post the Superstar Microphone Simpsons commercial into which I have inserted @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social. This year I've re-done the clips in glorious HD.

Got some real certified choads on today's crossword

I hope that our Prime Minister managed to net some strange at the Taylor Swift concert, he is single after all

Isn't it funny that the grossest thing in the world that you'd never eat (poo) is the exact same color as the most delicious thing you can eat (dog poo)

🎶When I was seventeen, it was a very good year🎶 🎶It was a very good year for getting Venmos from the prospective AG🎶 🎶It was for just being me🎶 🎶$400 for free🎶 🎶When I was seventeen🎶 Should have posted last week also who is this even for, people over 40 who know this song from The Simpsons

Do you think D.B. Sweeney calls his penis D.B.'s Weeney

You should be able to pronounce uncomfortable as uncomfortabibble if you're feeling sprightly that day

This place needs a couple things, first it needs to show dong and/or bush and it needs to have a higher video limit I got long ass videos to post dawg (not of dong/bush)

Is Pop Crave here yet I need posts to riff on

I was just thinking it would be funny if a Russian spy was caught and he was like "I am not spy I am famous American model Crispy Brinkles" I would believe him just on pure cheek

We need a left wing frank and stein (That's the real way it's spelled gary shelly himself even said it)

Bluesky is Stillepost

You can post vibeo here now, good. Here's my Vanderpump Rules video game

@scottaukerman.bsky.social posting this here in case you didn't see it. Your shirt idea, which I think has (long)legs

🎶The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, of the great ship that's like a soft pretzel🎶