Insta full of curling videos 🙄

Happy Birthday Robbie Williams 🥳

3.3% pay increase you say , I will try not to spend it all on anything fun #nhs

Had follow up at Moorfields today, some pin pricks of bleeding but otherwise pleased with progress. Another appointment in 2 months .

Another prime minister already ?

Beef and Guinness stew for a dreary Sunday night

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Suppose I should go back to work soon

Having horrible time. No T.V. or radio, only storms & snow. Even my next door neighbour is a cow. Wish I was home.

In some good news the bubble in my eye has gone and I can now see properly for the first time since August

Come on boys #fravsire

I apologise profusely for all the trouble I caused to you. I am prepared for the required punishment.

States aren’t “agents” of the federal government. Amendment X: “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States….” Also, our Constitution assigns to the states the administration of federal elections, dumb ass.

Gone outside for first time since surgery,

Post eye op day 9 , still got a fucking bubble in my eye 🙄

Gene Wilder sings the Leslie Bricusse/Anthony Newley composition "Pure Imagination" from the 1971 🇺🇲American musical fantasy film "WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY" dir. Mel Stuart 🎬 Paramount Pictures 🍫

Pretty pleased with my first day as publicist for the Melania documentary.

Never trust anyone over 30

2. Canada canadamodern.org

Who is this useless tory ? #pmqs

This season of #fallout us just magnificent

I know I keep writing about this,but the level of delusion is staggering. How do so many people think Reform will 'save the country' when it’s led by defected Tories from the worst cabinet in UK history?It’s not change, just same failures,new logo,and people cheering like it’s a revival,not a rerun.

Post op day 5 , taking advantage of the situation and listening to Sinatra

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Post eye op pain relief

Post op day 2, wobbly vision continues.

I think as there will be a nuclear war, they will use Europe, even when we haven't got rockets, because Europe is an ideal strategical point.

Day 1 post op .Eye patch off , wobbly bubble in my vision .

Got to wear patch until tomorrow morning then 2 lots of eye drops 4 times,daily for 4 weeks

All done , back home with a month's worth of eye drops

Here we go

Well it's a 5 am start in the morning and a 7.30 arrival time at Moorfields for my op

The Germans invading Greenland is news to me #davos

Does Trump realise that he is in one of the foreign countries he's talking about ? #davos

Stewart Lee on @mrjamesob.bsky.social saying he has to keep rewriting his show as the world keeps getting basically more wierd

The Hells Angels are nice people

US trade secretary Howard Lutnick really not mincing his words here at Davos: "We are here to make a v clear point: globalisation has failed the West and the USA. It's a failed policy. It's what the WEF has stood for, which is, export, offshore, find the cheapest labour in the world."

"Why are we running around talking to former diplomats? We should be talking to psychotherapists," says Emily Maitlis. Does Donald Trump's "batshit" letter to Norway's PM prove invading Greenland would be revenge for not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/we-s...

Anyone planning a holiday to the US ?

adieu Paris

Église Saint-Sulpice

Hate to say it , but Louvre wasn't great today .Far too crowded , I guess half the people there had no interes in being there.

Notre Dame looks incredible

Pleased to report the beret is still thriving in Paris

Bonjour mon amis

Enough of this nonsense ,I'm.off to Paris

Out to lunch

Just had a quick scroll on twitter , amazing the number of accounts that are still active on there. BbC , Eddie Izzard, Damon Hill ,Lego.