That's so something the kwisatz haderach would say

The Future of Magic #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Ajude uma jornalista: procuro morador do Butantã e arredores que esteja recebendo essa água amarelada em casa cbn.globo.com/sao-paulo/no...

oh dear chulhu the nineties were 35 years ago /me: crumbles to dust

The horror, the horror …!

The Correct Incantation #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Por mais legal que Eurythmics seja, eu tive que fazer isso, dsclp:

Online electronic voting is a hard problem, exhibit 354364: Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results. A global group of researchers was unable to read the vote tally, after an official lost one of three secret code keys needed to unlock a hyper-secure election system […]

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Link olhando esse enorme gramado para cortar com sua espada atrás de pedra tal qual um cracudo

First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...

Cat’s out of the bag! 📡🎥🎬 The NSF NRAO is thrilled to officially share that the Very Large Array appears in Vince Gilligan’s new AppleTV+ series #Pluribus. We’re honored to have served as a filming site and for the chance to work with such a talented team! 📸 Credit: Matt Credle #VLA #Astronomy

Alexei ❤️

Quem diria, Goiânia virando influência de moda no segmento de calçados! https://www.kompas.id/artikel/en-paparan-cs-137-meluas-ke-produk-alas-kaki-ekspor #💀 #césio #cs137

As age verification laws proliferate around the world, people have predictably turned to VPNs to protect their privacy. Instead of taking this as a sign that surveillance isn't popular, lawmakers have decided they might as well ban VPNs altogether. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

A riddle for @theguardian.com books page. p.s. My new book 'Physics for Cats' is out this week in bookshops and online. Details at www.tomgauld.com

Daisy marinheira finalmente prontinha e disponível na loja! loja.artemiscrafts.com.br/products/dai... #BRart #biscuit

Many English placenames contain 'mere', a word that's not often used anymore. It means "body of standing water". 'Mere' is closely related to German 'Meer', whose meaning is now "sea" but used include "lake". Conversely, Dutch 'meer' now only means "lake". Read more in the graphic and the thread:

Também conhecido como "O chupa-c# original"

Apple Intelligence is so clever, it found my mum’s flight details buried in an email and sent me a notification at 4am to go to the airport. To catch my mum’s flight. Who isn’t me. And is in another country.

Venham para o fediverso. Sempre tem um servidor em q vc irá se sentir confortável (ou vc pode criar sua própria instância).

#pixel #pixelart

YouTube from 20 years ago

Manchete aleatória que li a contragosto num "notícias relacionadas": "De chaveiro a maior ladrão do Brasil: quem é 'Minotauro', preso em operação contra roubos em casas de luxo em SP" Primeiro pensamento: identificaram ele pelas pegadas.

Sometimes 2025 just feels like a lot, and you need an excuse to celebrate your fabulous team (and the whole exoplanet community!) reaching a new milestone… Happy 6,000 Confirmed Exoplanets Day, everybody!!!! (You may recognize the narrator of the video at the link! 🫣) www.nasa.gov/universe/exo...

Monumento a Lenin sendo devidamente removido de Berlim depois da reunificação. Won't be missed! ... e anos depois a cabeça sendo exposta em Spandau porque tem uma diferença entre parar de homenagear e apagar a história, né?

“While I have your attention, is anyone hiring?” — Stephen Colbert at the #Emmys.

QUEIMEM ESSA HEREGE ENQUANTO HÁ TEMPO!!1 (dsclp mas essa me trigou aqui rs rs)

Share 4 years of your art!! 2022 - 2023 - 2024 - 2025 #biscuit #BRart

I also don't know who Jira is

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pões

Home office é o seguinte Entregou o trabalho? Pronto Qualquer outra palhacada tipo - tem que manter camera aberta - tem que usar uniforme - tem que ficar balancando o mouse abrindo aba É picaretagem de chefe incompetente que nao devia ser chefe

gira gira gira

me bota de novo humano!!!!

A Apple está abandonando o suporte a x86, aí o Github está removendo a build no Github Actions com Mac x86, e por isso o Rust agora considera o suporte a Mac x86 nível 2. Vai lotar de bugs. Sabe quando isso aconteceria com o Linux em uma plataforma desse tamanho? NUNCA!

imprimindo documentos confidenciais

ATENÇÃO mais gatos tocando mais theremin

Proponents claim that age verification mandates will help hold Big Tech companies accountable. But as we’re seeing in Mississippi, these laws cause smaller platforms to close and users to suffer while Big Tech reaps the rewards. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

The verb 'must' looks a lot like German 'musste' and Dutch 'moest'. But wait a minute: those mean "had to", not "have to". They're past tense forms. Well, 'must' used to be a past tense too! It ditched its present tense, which would've become *moot if it had survived. Here's the story of 'must':

Reverse Mermaid: Origins #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Lembrando que Manaus foi deliberadamente feita de laboratório de testes do tratamento com cloroquina e deixada sem oxigênio.

These are the pages for January-April in my "Cats in Weird Places" calendar, available for pre-order right now at www.djamilaknopf.com/store

Serious question: does Zaslav have a re-naming kink

patch notes for apps made by small teams will be like "here's a detailed log of everything we changed" and patch notes for Big Name apps are like "We released an update"