What a weenie

Thursday Night Football is an abomination

Unbelievably wholesome

Definitely scrolling Facebook this morning. Hunting a little dose of political schadenfreude. Mmm.

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Sports became a lot more enjoyable once I decided to stop getting so upset about them all the time

[Werner Herzog voice] Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.

#NFL #Eagles

Just logged on and it seems like an *enormous* amount of news is happening all at once? Is this allowed??

Imagine posting a racist screed and attaching a picture of your children

Good question

That did not look great for Travis Kelce

That Andy Reid sure can design a play

This entire essay is timely, perceptive and useful, so of course I'm sharing the one part that made me chortle

I'm trusting y'all will let me know if you read a deeper dive into this somewhere. Because this is very funny.

Spent last night away from my child, and slept in until 10:30, post-time change. This is the single most luxurious thing I've ever done.

Even for Some Cuomo Supporters, His History of Murdering Seniors Is Cause for Concern

That was a really fun World Series

Fuck

Break their hearts, Kirky

Jays gotta come through to quash the Will Smith memes

Yessss

Romantic in the sense of John Keats dying of tuberculosis

Games like this are what the chronological timeline was made for.

Get me to the plate, boys

Should of kept

Extremely vaguely Philly-connected athlete Daulton Varsho

Vladdy my guy

SORRY JEFF

Omg

$396 million payroll and you still have to spend one of your two last outs of the year on Miguel Rojas

Imagine telling 2024 You that Jeff Hoffman would close out the 2025 World Series

Like a rally cap but it's a pinch hit mustache

Oh buddy

The atmosphere in Toronto seems incredible. I would like to be there!

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

Ki-K

Perhaps?

Seen at a bar in New Orleans last night by my (Philly) nephew. I hope he bought this dude a drink. #Phillies #Pirates #P00P

Atrocious base running in this series lol

Christmas ads?? 🫠

Good sports

Checking in on the sixers game and ???

NY Times crossword does not know ball

Really really good

I'd like to once again reup my Rahm Emanuel takedown piece www.readtpa.com/p/the-smalle...

This is a true point, but if you had used alt text my mute list would've worked and I wouldn't have had to hear about this guy's dumb ass in the first place 🙏 🙏 🙏

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Edgardo Henriquez, you tried