Love anything as much as Wordlebot loves the word "cairn"

VJ

Bill Kennedy should host SNL

"Players are paid too well to have feelings" is one of the worst sports takes

HOW DO I OPT OUT OF HOLE

Gotta hand it to Gavin. Posting a screenshot of a headline without linking the actual article is pure Bluesky.

Turning off quote posts on subtweets is simply unkind How am I supposed to get my shitty little jokes off?

Facebook serves me a lot of posts like this. Based on the comments, they also serve these posts to all their most rabid antisemites. Not great!

My New Year's resolution is to call out fatphobia more often. It is insane how much of it I still hear casually from family and friends, especially people from the older generations.

Won’t do a big thread of what I wrote this year because there’s not that much of it, but I am quite proud of this one

I feel great

I feel his presence in Buffalo tonight 🙏

This Eagles defense rules

This Eagles defense rules

No but really not to jinx it but the defense is really rounding into the form it had at the end of last season and I'm salivating at the idea of them ripping some offense to shreds next month

Bills playing kinda dirty imo

Brandon Graham took the other one

Yes I saw the commercial. No do not start posting blue squares in my vicinity.

Wemby's greatest career dunk to date. MY GOODNESS 👽👽👽

Snoop performing with his conductor, hologram David Foster Wallace

i would say that the nfl season seems to make people especially miserable and annoying right around christmas, but it's really the whole season

Kinda darkly funny how much mileage JI gets out of "voters alarmed"

Holy shit

Every family holiday has one Carl Tobias

"Chaotic good" means clicking "The Atlantic" gift links so that other people can't.

Harrison Ford! From the Wiki for Adam Sandler’s “The Chanukah Song”:

Danny Smith is my new favorite NFL personality

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

There are people on this app who regularly, unironically post Tucker Carlson clips. Stew on that for a second.

That Bears/Packers game was an all-timer

This is my congressman btw

My wife told off some door-to-door evangelists this morning. Very proud of her. I have the doorbell video but she doesn't want me to post it. Please respect our privacy during this triumphant time.

College football players can be dumb as hell

Relatable

That poor punter's brain broke

...Is Kalen DeBoer ok?

"I think we're still on the air Tim" "... No we're not, are we?" 😭😭😭

This guy sucks ass

Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day. "Where there any other contenders?" "Um, no?" "A hollow victory, then".

Konata Mumpfield

I gotta be honest, when I first saw this piece of info I felt duped. There are obviously so many issues with going on this show and generally implanting yourself in a far-right ecosystem, which Puka has clearly done. But "covetous Jew," in quotes, led me to think those words had been said aloud.

No shit

here's a gift link to the whole Christopher Anderson interview, which is worth reading wapo.st/49ixYtq

“tua has been benched for quinn ewers” is one of the lowest points in the history of the national football league

incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs It’s a eggnog recipe