we need to make more items, i’m running out

the days are coming

i’ve been thinking about making a new post

bricks are just red rectangles

tasting on some snacks

the crowd loves me, listen to them cheer

hitting the whammy bar on guitar hero for extra points

whammy bar like weweowowowowo

making up for lost time

sorry, i’ve been busy crafting arrows for my bow attacks

the bank replaced all of my money with ancient runes

not real any more

cats out of the box or whatever

sorry, i haven’t been alive lately

the mystical elves were right about you

you’re making it all very clear for me, thank you

clearly you don’t know the way i roll

there is a fog approaching

put down that posting machine before you hurt yourself

they’re dropping me like an egg

please do not spank me on the bum bum

who wants to come to my 1 million follower party

1 million followers, thank you!

hey give me back my toaster

has any one here checked out glorious new horizons

hello sir would you like to buy a mystical presence?

i’m selling unidentifiable objects

i’m making words with my brain

have you ever tried creating ideas with your mind

Baby are you a 2005 Subaru Forester? Because I just wanna register you and take you on so many roadtrips, until we both break down from old age.

new year, same wizard in my yard, casting spells on my family

doing things the other way around for a nice change

chef should be spelled shef

my compliments to the chief

they’re gluing people together

sniffing various pastes

the yard is full of stuff if you look closely

don’t do it like that do it like this ok watch

foraging for files in a forest full of files

retweeting this could kill you. the chances are slim but they aren’t zero.

inhaling mysterious fumes

I shouldn’t be allowed to dream

i’m loading and unloading miscellaneous packages with my hands, for a payment.

you can die from barking up the wrong tree. it happened to my papa.

have you guys ever barked up the wrong tree?

2025 will most likely end when 2026 starts

do you think gators like to lounge or not really

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