favourite bug of the week: I use googles llm for some voice-generation of papers verbatim (no sucky summary). One of the papers was called "make your voice high and squeak" and chat, it took me a WHILE to figure out why that mp3, as the ONLY ONE sounded like a damn mouse was reading it.

Jeg er en tyk dreng men hvis jeg nu tager en halv time på kondicyklen og en halv times kettlebells så er jeg i det mindste en god dreng?

i 2007 sagde Suspekt at "Stikkeren er et kamera" og ved gud det er mere relevant end nogensinde.

efter 2 intense dage med eksamen med studerende om samarbejde i software teams (de var pisseskarpe på AAU) byder i dag på et temposkift: alle studerende har for en uge siden fået hver deres akademiske paper som de i dag skal præsentere og diskutere med mig og censor.

status after 2 days of selfhosting on Hetzner with my two webapps, is that we have autobanned 569 ip addresses because of 5700ish failed logins using standard usernames like solana/root/ubuntu etc. this is really cool and i am having a damn whale of a time :D

cyklede 50 minutter for fuld hammer på min flotte exercisebike igår med noget a la Zwift, og nu er mit knæ fucked lol

min familie har købt mig bogen "Neurospicy"... skrevet af ham der cokesmugleren der var undercover som våbenhandler for Mads Brøgger i Nordkorea. Tror de prøver at fortælle mig at jeg ikke har fået nok ud af min neurodivergente hjerne :/

as if we needed more reasons to hate Tim Sweeney.

"Vi foreslår, at frivilligt arbejde med open source-software anerkendes som en samfundsgavnlig indsats på linje med frivilligt arbejde i almennyttige foreninger." @jarlcordua.bsky.social måske noget, der kunne slås et slag for? www.borgerforslag.dk/se-og-stoet-...

Jag började skriva en tråd om det här i förmiddags, men det växte sig snabbt för stort och blev till sist ett blogginlägg istället. Så ni får båda. Ursprunglig tråd, för kortversion, följer -> www.doomscroll.se/radslans-inf...

IF true (a giant IF here probably not real) thats kinda fair - its a fullblown pc and at 1000 dollars that aint bad and a lot of more ahem, weird minipcs costs about the same.

kinda pleased that it only took me half an hour to migrate from my locally hosted #raspberrypi, which I sold, to a virtual private server in Finland - i wanna selfhost buuuut i am young and needed the money. Here we got the opensource cookbook "Mealie" running full tilt at my new home :)

Done with exams for this week. 35 students examined in Systems Development methods... In dramatic conditions involving snow and State Charts

I know I promised to do the thing. But unfortunately you are still number 6 in the line of people being ghosted about work stuff. Please hold the line your task is very important to Nicolai.

denmark is happy about the support from republican senator *checks notes* DON BACON and I mean, if the land of pig farmers should not get support from a man with that name who should?

idé: Vi sender Danmarks største fedterøv til USA som ambassadør. Satser på at ovenstående person kan smøre Trump så meget at hans ego bare dropper det hele. Men. Hvem er Danmarks bedste til at glasere Donald som en fucking skinke? Kommentér nedenfor med dit bud!

troede lige Mette F havde erklæret krig da EB kaldte det her for en "vild melding" men jeg er nok bare gammel og apatisk.

har tit overvejet HVOR let jeg kunne blive vildt hip ved at få et passende fuldskæg, købe et par sorte briller med tyk kant, en Obey-kasket og en slags skjorte af et lidt jeans-agtigt stof.

today I either fail or... not win but... snatch a bloody draw from the jaws of defeat. So in other words, the tenure track death march proceeds. #academia

for helvede JP :D

the main people trying to find out what EXACTLY i am doing at all times is apparently netflix and office. The fuck do they want all this data for ? I am just trying to look at Gillian Anderson being a card-carrying psycho and apply for tenure. Leave me alone creepos.

i tried watching #theabandons but I am lead to believe that Gillian Anderson is just gonna be MEAN all through??

Woke up like this 🔥

jeg vil også have en check af en art?!

studerer du humaniora eller samfundsvidenskab og synes din kandiat burde være mere IT? Tjek vores kandidat i Digitalisering og Applikationsudvikling som trækker på din faglighed men bygger et solidt praktisk og konstruerede IT element ovenpå. Åbent hus i februar: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

back at work and so happy to have a proper keyboard and mouse again. Less happy about the SIX HUNDRED DEADLINES AND EXAMS COMING MY WAY

homie who fucked Andrew Tate up in the boxing ring was wearing pink gloves?!?! :D

min tossede onkel er rasende fordi jeg har fortalt ham at for hver vaccine han nægter at få så tager jeg en ekstra. Samler på det shit som pokemonner, covid, sars, influenza, hpv, gotta catch them all. Og hvem af os var døden nær over julen? hvem af os Lars?? ikke mig, det er hvem.

egentlig fuld sympati for klimaagendaen og bestemt ikke modstander af lidt civil ulydighed men I kan simpelthen ikke lave samme stunt hvert år og forvente folk klapper.

egentlig lidt vildt at tænke på at 2026 bliver året der afgør om jeg bliver i forskningsverdenen eller om I skal oplevelse BusinessNicolai. En skræmmende tanke for alle involverede.

tænker lidt jeg er klar til at komme tilbage ind i egpu-spacet så hvis I har noget janky liggende, hit me up :D

Baby are you a 2005 Subaru Forester? Because I just wanna register you and take you on so many roadtrips, until we both break down from old age.

My god that really does sound exactly like how my brain works, just make it do it 32 times after answering too

my new wifi router has some built-in adblocking and uhm, I enjoy this very very much. Its also running an opensource firmware AND its fast and solid as a rock. Best money spent in 2025 I think. Notably netflix and youtube REALLY wanna know exactly what i am doing and when.

Alright heroes, drop your favourite #NintendoSwitch 1 or 2 games below because apparently I am now a Nintendo boy

doing 50k lines of code in three days by vibecoding, the video

is this some sort of bit I dont understand as a Danish person, is this a real guy you Americans have? like, an actual human that walks around and does things outside of TV?

Hear me out, if Sam #Altman keeps buying all the RAM so he can teach computers to lie, we might need to start playing classic war games like this for pc #gaming instead of AAA titles and brother I am here for you when it happens (massive steam sales this weekend actually)

ready for hell-month (january)... few job-related panics meaning we are all working overtime which sucks but life is pain innit?

ON COLD WINGS SHES COMING! I love you @wtofficial.bsky.social always have since my teenage mind saw this track on MTV back in the olden days youtu.be/f1Iqm16vWDQ?...

are you fucking shitting me lol. This is the Danish EU Commissioner for Energy, former minister of climate and environment being too lazy to write a damn instagram post :D

Proper Danish Christmas food 🎄🎄

har lavet ris a la mande til at DØ for nu, og skræller kartofler, og for sådan en gammel hvid mand der lavede en nøddesteg tidligere er det fandme en fornøjelse at stå i køkkenet <3

Gonna put this citation of my work in the "societal impact" section of my tenure application because what could be more relevant than supporting Canadas egg farmers in this economy? #hci #academia

Maybe my dislike of genai is the fact that coming up with words and ideas was never my problem.

imagine I'm the most structured person in my family that shit is WILD like, I don't even know what I said yes to teaching next spring and STILL undefeated undisputed structure master of my family.

Vanvittigt at jeg ikke kan komme af med så flot en palle her helt gratis i Nordjylland hvad fanden