What it’s like listening to aurora

I look forward to all the suicides and mass shootings from testosterone injected 23 yr olds. Also they’re all gonna go bald.

there's only one thing that could save the games industry, only one game that would resonate with the people of the USA in this moment, and that is a AAA remake of Don't Shit Your Pants www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

Videos down again?

I’m always a little itchy

Is it lack of executive function to not get a bed when you have the money? Cus lemme tell you having a bed is something else. I went without for months.

I follow daily Gilgamesh. This twink could never

This guy said a slur while telling you to vote blue no matter who

I can hear you swallowing. It’s fucking with the edit

I need magic powers. Or Mutant powers, I’d settle.

told my therapist I got that dog in me and she said well girl then you better making sure you’re properly taking care of that dog with proper nutrition and exercise…she got me

Too many wasps in the yard. Too. Many.

It looks kinda fun to pop like a balloon

This happened to me as a small child. Have a scar on my face too

Every member of Always looks like a grade school teacher

Drunk enough to hit the vape and go to sleep

Killing your witch neighbor and then the law being like oh they were witches. Good job.

I got fresh weed carts today. 3 months worth baby

very very nice death/doom from Indonesia, cool drone/doom instrumental as track 3 kaspyx.bandcamp.com/album/kadave...

I fucking HATED this movie. If it’s an accurate portrayal of a time and place, no wonder things are as they are.

I miss hair. I don’t miss spending money on hair care. But man. Hair, am I right?

It ruptured from pooping too much

What of phones where circles instead of rectangles

Coozy can mean a thing to put your canned beverage in to keep it cool. It can also mean with the qualities of a cooz.

There’s a 6month old baby here for the afternoon. Please let her stay in a good mood

I hope everyone saw the funny emoji at the end of my joke post about Lindsey

First cig of the day, and it’s not too terrible out.

The Fucker Who Died

A man has died show some respect 🫪

She’s a fascist. Stop with this shit. She’s a fascist your caping for a fascist.

Dropped my phone twice in like 15 minutes. It’s kinda fucked up now

Does the horadric cube feel a hell of a lot like path of exile to anyone else?

What do you mean you don’t get so tired at exactly 1150pm and must sleep for 9-12 hours?

The new bed is so good. I slept 11.5 hours. And now have to rush through my coffee and shower before work. But I’m rested! So rested.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Pokémon soccer. Print money

Someone’s gonna come for you. You may or may not deserve it but they’re gonna. And they’re gonna succeed.

Ran out of new podcast eps. I’m gonna hit such a low low

Living is such a chore. People get hot in their 30s and I’m in my 40s. You go 30 something’s. Nail em all to wall.

Not to be a cunt or anything but today and yesterday has been great for my list of people I’m better than yet broker than.

So the us lost to a country the size of Missouri? Lololo

I have a bed now :D

Forget it, Jake. It’s Maine.

The government should pay me to drink beers and look at short form video then vote based on those videos.

Sometimes you gotta hit that vape after a few beers. Know your limit though otherwise vom city

Don’t Christian Israel supporters all want Jews dead? I thought that was their entire thing.

Butts