traveling through some DEEP backwoods, Toby asks what a bunch of broken down RVs are doing back there me, mom voice: that's where they make meth, sweetie. if they didn't make it we couldn't have it. say thank you. Toby, begrudgingly, sighing heavily: thank you, methheads

Getting a hug from Christina ricci would heal me.

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

Come on people now Smile on your brother Everybody get together Gotta love one another right now

fell for it again award

No I dont care that people hate us. We do terrible things, it’s bound to happen.

The moon is being weird

God help us all

Ahh so you understand my posts.

Thinking about a swatch of land no longer being habitable.

The people I live with described me as having a Batman mentality.

and I say US workforces need to take inspiration from China, where CEOs have been given the death penalty for corruption fortune.com/2026/02/27/w...

I’m sorry but I am broke. I need a place to live where I don’t feel like I’m imposing even though the people I live with tell me it’s all good. I also need like a bike or something.

Ooooooo re9 scary game squad!

Didn’t know we had samurai. Proud of us.

If you see an “expert” on tv. Ignore them. They’re on tv, their entire thing is being an “expert” who goes on tv. Ignore them.

I’m gonna post this to my conservative family on Facebook when trump dies. youtu.be/4VPpAZ9_qAw?...

The only thing between the ice prisons becoming death camps is the Supreme Court saying it’s illegal to send immigrants to third party countries. Trump has shown he cares what the SC says. If they say no to third party countries they only have one choice. The same choice Germany made.

Oh man, rude tales got a bit romancey there for a bit huh? I don’t want adventuring parties having love triangles unless there’s a Minotaur and a cyclops and a psychic octopus.

My single solitary cum sock coming out of the drier.

We like to gas up our friends here in hell

Being non-binary is like being the cavemen from geico.

Watch me whip. Watch me nay nay

Launching one of these at the data center

trans women are my sisters, trans men my brothers. their struggle is my struggle. their freedom is my freedom.

kill all fake lovers

Go piss girl was the compromise

I kept him waiting. Now I have 11 fingers and my cum is brown.

I like seeing women with big ol rippling muscles. Not in a sexual way in a “I bet she scares like every man she sees” way.

Gonna smoke a cig.

I think this too. I think why aren’t gupp’s ads more targeted?

Less good people should die. But i stead, the opposite should happen.

Oh, it’s Iron Maiden’s turn for sure.

Thank you, strong beer. I may not be able to do anything that makes me feel whole, but. Uhm never was gonna in the first place.

🎶 Sonic transducer ain’t no loser 🎶

Pizzaghetti.

*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt* ahh yeah good morning

To clean my pallet I’m going to listen to tiny desk jazz.

Yeah man. That’s the point.

Bigly

Is it bad I randomly smell work clothes even though I’ve just did all my laundry?

My girl snoring her ass off 🙂

You know what? I’m just gonna drink more. Until I die. Idc just fucking dead.

B12 shots for everyone!

Did he start taking test or did fox raise his lows to make him sound beefier.

The biggest gripe I have about work is we only have 5 crocks for fancy Mac and cheese. We need like 8.

Someone drew some o’keefe hair