Bitch made president

Google, can you buy a punkin on snap?

Steven king wears glasses that are too small for his heed

We’re enforcing an embargo on Venezuela. They can not trade or fish. We are making sure of that.

Youre flitting about with mad whimsy, bro

Give your pet a treat with me in mind. I need some good energy.

I’m drunk. I only half mean my posts right now

Dox them so we can burn their homes down.

This reminds me of the white guy i used to know that for some reason had a strong opinion on Latino v latinx. I hope people have no right to make or support decisions in games they have no skin in. Yes this is about you, isen.

5 quarts of beer please, ma’am.

I say we kill them all. Who is them? Idk cylons?

Was gifted a masterclass sub for a couple weeks. Step one: Gloria Steinem.

Can’t wait to tell the guy that pulled a gun on me for laughing at Alex jones that he watches government sponsored media.

This cat be fartin. Wooooooo lord

Just learned my buddy that owns a steak place is chronically anemic. Bro just drink the cow blood.

Just say the Chinese government took your great grandpas monopoly away

Dean Cuntz

Would you really like to live in a society where you have no responsibility and no freedom, no choice, only the false option of obedience to the law, or disobedience followed by punishment? Would you really want to go live in a prison?

People that always follow their gut don’t look after they wipe.

the unbreakable bond between a girl and her bed. if nobody got me, bed got me!!!

clickbait titles get clickbait comments. "15 details you missed in video game" i didn't miss SHIT you PRICK

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

Remember chuck testa? Remember how he disappeared when people noticed the pin on his hat was a teottenkopf?

85% say treating people with kindness. The problems come from what these people consider kindness.

Big opinion: I like it when the toilet water splashes my butthole. Helps clean it up.

Anyone wanna send me $20 for some beer and cat food?

really verbose philosophers are just doing vape tricks for thinking

Do you squeeze the bottle of the nipple?

The cats been here. I can feel it

Selling pictures of an ant’s toes.

You can’t fool me. That’s the babadook

Damn you, hemorrhoid! Daaaaaamn youuuuuu.

It’s 8 now. Was 9 then was 7 now it’s 8.

Just a heads up, if you’re against electoral politics you weren’t “smart” for not supporting the Nazi tat guy. You didn’t see the signs or the red flags early. You were against the entire thing from the get go, meaning you would find something you didn’t like no matter what. But yeah fuck that guy

Video professor

I’ve been to Marion several times. Idk who gave it that name. Bad name.

I have no strong opinions re the labubu

If you’ve kicked one dog, you’ve kicked em all.

Aww hell yeah I wish my name was mr sickles

Skeleton told me to tell you to go back to where you came from, he-man. Yeah I know how it sounds that’s just what he said.

There are many dangers you must consider, Stephen

How to say I’m rowing a boat on the river styx without it being edgy?

President poop

Standoff Acrylic on Board 2025

Using birds to kill someone at close range

Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through