I just want to relax! God!

I don’t post song lyrics because I don’t relate to the music I listen to anymore. That shit I used to listen to and post elsewhere was so dour

It’s only going to get worse. Look at your loved ones for the strength we will all need. (If you don’t have any, join a club or sport. Find an org doing something to soften the blow.) Personally I’m too tired to do anything but lay in bed wishing I could feel personal connections again.

Rough day.

any job that pays under $20 should just be given to you without any effort on your part, you should be able to click and now you are employed

I said something rude I regret on here over my weekend. I gotta keep some shit to myself.

Avoid me.

A reminder that this technology exists! Keep this in mind when you see emotive content and comments. Stay safe out there!

I don’t mean it. I do a little but ya know.

There are tons of lone wolves on Bluesky. Those are furries, right?

How do I blackmail my local small town theatre into getting niche anime films?

Don’t rub your hands together that like that. That’s how you get whacked.

You’ve never had a conversation with a normal person your entire life. And it shows.

Miller lite after two ipas is like drinking white wonder bread. Not even iron kids.

Did you know that if you’re blaming non voters for everything happening you’re no different from people blaming democrats for everything. Nonvoters hold no power. Less power than Dems since Dems have some states. And you are why non voters don’t vote. You are the entire reason. But you don’t care.

I wish to be less principled and more defensive. I anticipate grievance.

youtube's hot dog review scene is fuckin wild

Gibbous

I’m going to cure cancer with my talent at pooping in the toilet.

Also everyone is saying “that’s fair”. That’s also new.

Anyone else notice gnomish these to a lot of Christmas stuff this year? That was new.

Why are bread machines? Just get a pan.

Empty yourself of imperial propaganda. They are not your friends.

Oh! Get it, son. Get it.

Cold beer cold beer cold beer cooooold beeeeeer (sung to Jolene)

Did you know you can’t tell staffers for your local politicians *have* to read your complaints. Psychic damage is real damage.

Y’all need to stop taking brain viagra. You’re thinking too hard.

Heh yes ha ha this is relatable but weird.

This beer aint gonna drink itself. And it’s union. I think.

It’s Friday baby

Cats are nice. Miss those little fucks.

If you don’t walk different after a shift I dont relate to you.

I’m gonna run out of new eps soon. They had an election bonus ep. It’s gonna be bad.

Look at that kind smile. I’d drink a beer with that god leader

Pro tip. Wash dishes at a decent restaurant and you can eat off the plates before the servers dump it. They will start asking you if you want. And you do.

Hmmmm maybe the Philippines is ripe for colonization.

m’laundry

Just deleted a very beer flavored political take. Growth.

How about they get to kill one anti people liberal media personality and we get to kill two more of theirs?

I haven’t had to say one negative thing about trump beyond “yeah he loves to exaggerate, he’s bombastic” and they’re like “but he’s so dumb!” Keep up the good work, big guy.

The people I live with are culturally conservative. They are firmly no blood for oil.

We could always go back. Web 1.0 is right there

More people should be named after dogs

Sigh

I gotta find more shit posters. It’s weird I only like like 10 people all day long.

So not to be weird or anything but a lot of the liberal impeach illegal illegal impeach rah wah rah rah is a lot a lot like 2005-6 anti gw msging and I’m bored and it’s lame and you ain’t gonna sway anyone without DOING SHIT TO MAKE CHANGE

It’s actually really weird that I can I focus and sort of shut everything off for several seconds in order to drink alcohol and not gag. Just. Bloop. Nothing.

If anyone asks I reload the food gun for a living.

Watched that mamdani speech. Hey New York, do the work.