The winning metaphor is that the White House Correspondents Association hired a magician instead of a comedian. Sleight of hand over speaking truth to power.

I think you mean the White House is breaking a law that was put in place by congress after Watergate.

Sorry trump, you already used the fake assassination plot twice already. No one believes you now.

It is unusual for VP to attend a WHCA dinner. Presidents either attend alone or skip it. Tonight, Trump was accompanied by a, by historical standards, intense, political group, incl Vice President Vance, Secretary of State Rubio, Defense Secretary Hegseth, and head of FBI Patel.

Weird. Speaker Johnson tonight apparently felt the appropriate response to an active shooter was running, rather than thoughts or prayers.

Jen Psaki discovered an invitation sent to Jeffrey Epstein to attend a Valentine’s Day party hosted by Dr. Oz, even after Epstein was convicted of sexual assault involving underage girls. It’s becoming clear that the network of pedophiles around Trump may be deeper than previously thought.

education doesn't matter to the orange mob boss only service to him will get someone the job...

Thank you, Judge Moody, from reasonable viewers everywhere. Sit down, Looner. *Federal judge dismisses Laura Loomer's defamation suit against Bill Maher* www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

WTF! Really?

#StephenColbertShow only has one month left. We need to boost his ratings way up before he leaves on May 21st, then drop CBS/Paramount flat. Show them they made a big mistake.

Lot of people on the right crying about the Virginia redistricting vote. We told you this would happen while you were celebrating the illegal off-cycle seat grab in Texas. Stop playing stupid games if you don’t want to win stupid prizes.

WARREN: That's not my question. Are you refusing to tell us if you have investments in vehicles set up by Jeffrey Epstein? KEVIN WARSH: Those assets will be sold if I'm confirmed

Apology not accepted… Tucker Carlson apologizes for 'misleading' people on Trump: 'We're implicated in this for sure' www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

“Any assets I have in Epstein vehicles set up will be sold if sworn in” Did I misunderstand Kevin Walsh. He would sell only if he had too

Right. Southern Poverty Law Center indicted on charges that it fraudulently paid informants in extremist groups www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Release the full Epstein Files and the unredacted Mueller Files

#ResistanceRoots Today in history, 1939: Billie Holiday first records “Strange Fruit” for the independent label Commodore Records. The song, which protests the lynching of Black Americans, became her biggest-selling record and a definitive anthem of the Civil Rights Movement. /1

The discovery phase will be fun. Love this for Kashy. aje.news/ftb80y

Bezos’ rocket couldn’t get it up. The CEO’s name is Dave Limp, after all. 🤣🤣🤣 apnews.com/article/blue...

📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.

As of today, companies can file for refunds from Trump’s ridiculous tariffs. Individuals *may* receive refunds from delivery companies like FedEx and UPS, which collected tariffs on imports directly from consumers. apnews.com/article/tari...

This is like tapping your house's burglar on the shoulder as he leaves and asking, "Hey, could you spot me a twenty? I'm a little short after what you just did."

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

The main stream news media and the left alternative news media are covering up this global sex trafficking ring news. #RapeAcademySilence

#DoorDash delivery! IYKYK 😆

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

Please! Oh please!

Can’t wait to hear about the new “peace deal” Monday around 7:30 AM before the markets open.

Straight up milking the market

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

This recording is FLAWLESS. What a find!

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

Yessssss www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

The average U.S. gasoline price is $4.12 a gallon. It was $2.37 when Biden left office 15 months ago. The Trump regime wants you to think a 74% increase in the price of gas is no big deal. It is.

NEW: Republicans (and Fetterman) just BLOCKED a war powers resolution in the Senate. Rand Paul voted with all Democrats. Senate Republicans (and Fetterman) are now on record in support of this illegal war.

WOO! John Eastman has been OFFICIALLY DISBARRED.