Going to the shop and seeing several new World Cup related flavours of crisps.

Alonso’s energy in that silly Miami GP promo video is exquisite. Forget the shitty car he is driving. Its moments like this that truly test his commitment #F1

I like to think the other drivers secretly encourage Stroll to complain about the regulations because his dad owns a team. #F1

Bleep servers are an Inferno right now. #boardsofcanada

Papaya rules are back baby!!! #F1

New short video from Boards of Canada single-handedly bringing down Bluesky.

Dutch satirical news site: “Municipalities open open collection points for Red Bull merchandise”. (My translation). #F1

Enrolled in an #F1 fantasy league just before the season opener. Forgot all about it.

I bet Verstappen would have loved it if all journalists left. No interviews! #F1

Last #F1 race before the.. spring break.

That facial expression in the gym is.. *chefs kiss*

Let's all stop pretending Antonelli wasn't named after Räikkönen. Of all the names in the world your (Italian) motorsport racing family picks the name of a very popular #F1 driver? Who is (apparently) about to race for Ferrari? Sorry. Podium debacle caused this to resurface. Had to get it out.

Hadjar currently in his “Russell to Mercedes in 2022” phase. #F1

Aston Martin's remaining cost cap after fixing this will be about £20, a handshake and a tub of Smarties

Aston Martin getting ready for the start of pre-season testing part 2! #F1

At last, Lance Stroll has a car worthy of his talents.

Adrian Newey conveying his vision of optimal airflow to the engineering team at Aston Martin. #F1

What’s with the missing tyre graphics? Are Lindblad and Russell using a secret compound? #F1

Regarding the Cadillac livery: I wouldn’t mind a bit more colour on the grid. #F1

Russell says his hope for 2026 is to get in a title fight with Verstappen. Which is an odd thing to hope for because Max is arguably the best driver on the grid. I would personally hope for a title fight with Stroll. #F1

I’m wondering if we’ll see some surprising gaps between teammates because one is better at adapting to the new generation of cars than the other. #F1

Open #F1 feed. Filled to the brim with F1 movie and Oscars bullshit.

My man Valtteri rooting for "fellow aussie" Oscar. Can he be any more likeable? #F1

Does anyone know who was driving the Audi in Barcelona today? Not that it matters. Im just craving some #F1 news. Anything!

Perez is airing dirty laundry because he’s trying to improve his image. Red Bull under Horner was a dysfunctional team treating their (second) drivers as trash. Both can be true. #F1

I would like to see Adrian Newey design a practical and reasonably priced family car.

fucking valtteri man hahahahahaha

I prefer the Honda sound. #F1

Hearing that Honda engine sound they posted yesterday. #F1

Every new WDC should take number 1. Its an incredible opportunity to sell merch to fans who already have merch with your old number. #F1

Now the long wait begins. #F1

Well done Lando. Touching to see his parents reaction. Still wish it was Oscar though. #F1

I bet MBS has people at the FIA working overtime to fabricate a prize to give to Trump. Trophy for the hero of the race maybe? #F1

Out of sympathy, Ferrari have offered McLaren access to their advanced strategy tools for the Abu Dhabi GP: - A cow that sits down when it rains - An octopus randomly picking pit laps from boxes - Enzo Ferrari’s lucky pants - A member of Alonso’s 2010 Abu Dhabi GP strategy team

Called in sick today. I don’t want to blame it all on McLaren. But what they did certainly didn’t help. #F1

I told Zac Brown it seems like you're just feeding WDC points to Max Verstappen and Lando Norris started crying.

"ok gemini should we pit?"

Me after the race. #F1

This made me laugh #Formula1 #F1 #McLaren #QatarGrandPrix

PHENOMENAL timing hahahahahah

Does anyone know why Stroll and the Alpine boys did a pit stop during the sprint? #F1

Finally a good result for Piastri! #F1

Adrian Newey is good, but he can't turn Lance Stroll into an F1 driver...