to the person who made that video about thinking the line in freed from desire was “my love has got no money, he’s got his trombelese” - you have cursed me to an eternity of repeating this on a loop 💀

BRO the microwave here beeps a second time a few minutes later if you don’t get up and take your food out what adhd baddie designed this appliance thank you so much 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

well i think the bandana is gone. it’s nowhere in the apartment or my things. i definitely lost it on saturday somewhere between coming out of the cave in the exotic gardens (i remember having it) and making it home. if you see me begging the cl16 account to do something on ig no you didn’t lmao

it’s… not at home. what the fuck?????????? i made sure that thing was on there so tight and checked it like every 30 seconds. how has it just disappeared??????

i really hope im just having a moment and have just forgotten that i took my cl16 bandana off my bag because ive just realised its not on my bag. but it also wasn’t there in the selfie i took before i left…?????? and i haven’t used my real bag in days lmao i will literally cry if ive lost it????

that fun period of time between asking to pay so you can leave and waiting to see if your waiter has actually remembered that you asked or if they’re just french 😅

anyway lmao the aperols are the size of my head so they’re actually super affordable when you think about it!!!

im having an aperol at one of the beach clubs and there is some sort of event going on at the club next door and its full of british/american english speakers and not to do the whole stereotype but my lord you can tell by the… volume.

it has now updated to “quelques instants” lmaooooo

started looking up options for going to maranello and then decided im gonna wait and see first whether ferrari monumentally piss me off on the weekend or not 💀

another one of my favourite french things is the use of “quelques minutes” everything will happen in some/a few minutes. like for instance it has said the match will resume in “quelques minutes” this entire rain delay lmao (it’s been what, nearly an hour???)

brother monaco is so unserious this is the second time since thursday 😭

there are a lot of things about charles that suddenly make a lot more sense when you spend some time in monaco and my latest realisation is that people around here say c’est comme ça like a filler word. heard it again today and it finally clicked. ✨ it’s like this ✨

brother… i am tired

so um. in a weird turn of events i think my hair is growing back in curly??????? all power to the curly girls but i will be continuing to blow dry it straight before styling it lmao

(for the unaware i guess at some point we said fuck this astronomic shit we only subscribe to meteorological seasons see you on the first of the month and i had no idea this was unusual until i was a grown ass adult)

northern hemisphere today: it’s finally summer! southern hemisphere: it’s winter!!! australia:

my knowledge of all these us stadiums comes exclusively from the eras tour lmao like every time a match starts im like OH it’s this one!!!!

i ran out of the sunscreen i brought from home and had to buy a french one and now all my white clothes are yellow again i hate this so fucking much lmao how are yall just… putting up with this shit 😭

it was off btw as if we’re surprised by this lmaooooooo

something no one talks about re adhd is the inherent lack of trust you have in your own memory. ive come down to the beach. before i left i heated a little snack wrap thing on the stove. i ~think~ i can remember hitting the off button on the stove and hearing it beep.

guys i finally got to talk to my nephew and he was so excited im 😭😭😭😭

they’ve banned public alcohol consumption for fete de la musique bc it’s gonna be too hot lmao this is gonna go well (i don’t think we have a ban here but paris has one 💀)

euro dinner times and adhd executive dysfunction do not mix lmao i intend to make something at like 8 and end up eating at like 11pm 💀

thanks to val vacherot for posting this so i know never to go to amazonico lmao if my food came out with a SNAKE as some sort of holding receptacle id literally throw up

go into the cave in the exotic garden they said!!! it will be fun they said!!! it will be 300 stairs out they- wait what the fuck

i am normally not a bus person but the buses in monaco slap lmao ive just driven half the racetrack on a bus 😭

i feel like since it’s saturday i should do something more than just lay on the beach all day but idk what lol

oh no im getting van cleef ads again lmao the algorithm has been triggered it seems

come on scotland i can’t be let down by my country and 3/4 of my heritage in one night 🙏

scotland this is unreal lmao is your entire nation in this stadium or

the outcome of this match actually doesn’t matter because i have french chocolate mousse 🙂‍↕️

choosing to look at the positives, we had to score for them so surely we can score for ourselves… right 😅

OUR HOME IS GIRT BY SEA MOTHERFUCKERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

god damn if i didn’t have a billion work things to do so that i can actually enjoy my weekend id so be there lmao

charles listing coldplay, the kooks and the strokes as his favourite artists he’s just like me fr

tell me why i keep going to bed at midnight and waking up at 10am is there something in the air here??? TEN HOURS?????

uhhhhhh reporting live from my balcony on a random thursday???????

im having that weird thing again where i no longer recognise my own limbs because my arms and legs are too tanned now and i usually look like a ghost 💀

brother this very same ferrari just drove past my window lmao

help i just spoke to my mum and she’s in the same trenches i was when i got home last year. like just utterly shattered that it’s over and scared she may never get to come back. she says she finally understands why i was so depressed for like a month afterwards 😭

my hate watch concluded in me falling asleep, waking up, seeing the score and turning it off lmaooo stay safe out there people if you don’t see them win did it even really happen

my whole feed hate watching england including the english among us good to see we’re all on the same page on this here app lmao

i don’t go here so I know nothing of the guy but harry kane just has that LOOK about him. the same one that makes me angry looking at ben stokes. that pommy on- *gunshots*

time to hate watch england lmao let’s go croatia??????? i guess?????

pretty sure at least half of these are me lol

me on hinge rejecting everyone living in nice bc i don’t want to spend any more time in nice than absolutely necessary lmao sorry pals it’s not personal im sure you’re all very… nice 💀

actually one of my favourite travel memories is stumbling into the only open food establishment in sogndal on a random weeknight which happened to be a sports bar and joining a whole bunch of norwegians watching an arsenal match in support of their lord and saviour martin ødegaard

let’s fucking gooooooooooooo norway (my only connection is that i have seen a lot of your beautiful country and now feel an affinity lmao)

to add to this lana del rey is also a vibe bc there are legitimately chemtrails over the country club