me listening to the same 3 second clip of george speaking 394839483 times in a row and still not having a single clue what he’s saying 2026, colourised

ran a transcript for george for the first time today and jesus fucking christ i didn’t think it was possible for anyone to be more difficult to understand than underwater mumble king charles or sometimes max but half the time i swear he’s not even speaking english

IT HAPPENED AGAIN it’s official, i am now reverse aging, i am actually only 25 🙂‍↕️

is it too much to ask that he will release this during monaco week and i can go buy one somehow in person

just opened stats fm for the first time in a bit and uh. okay. sure. mental state is really good and fine and perfectly balanced, as all things should be, actually.

"i've been watching this since before you were born!!!" okay so you're an OLD fucking loser lmao

logging onto this app to quote and insult strangers for no fucking reason, and then ~sit down little girl~ finger wagging anyone that tries to politely suggest you might be making incorrect assumptions is THE most embarrassing loser behaviour like seriously, fucking re-evaulate your life choices

there are way too many gen x men on this app who just discovered text based posting and love nothing more than finding a woman they've literally never interacted with, asserting their ~supreme knowledge~ of f1, and then and then inevitably crying like babies when they get told off for being cunts

the dumbest part about all this is how often clients come to me asking me to redo or “fix” a graphic they made with ai. it literally hasn’t saved you anything!!! you still had to pay a human AND you wasted a bunch of your own time in the process. so productive!!!!

transcripts update! transcripts for all race sessions for 24, 25 and 26 are now available for charles. before i go back any further i'm gonna start with some of the other drivers from this year's races. if yall have any requests let me know! averageface-em.notion.site/2c6f0c0ce275...

in today’s edition of cunty radio:

presenting: the crash out of the century (aka imola 2025) if you haven’t listened to the exchange in the third image PLEASE do, it’s one of those rare instances of bryan fully breaking character 😭 also, ✨ flap whatever ✨

i have just been… incredibly burnt out the last couple of weeks. work has been totally kicking my ass and it’s been the school holidays so ive been full time pseudo parenting and now it appears i have contracted some sort of plague from my nephew 😭

it’s almost 3am and for a minute there i really thought the commentator said renee rapp was driving the bmw (sorry to rene rast)

wec watching ✨ activities ✨ (do not ask what time it is, how long this took, or why i havent even done my other hand yet lmao)

lmgt3 mclaren died out of the lead????? fetch the tiny violins

so we’re all watching 6 hours of imola right

ok so when this happened i thought it might be a fake account but the metropole have just made a post and tagged them so i guess its legit???? do you think they’ll do me a deal on the pair of miu mius i want lmaooooooo

born to do be doing spring in paris, forced to endure autumn in my regional nsw town where pyjamas and no shoes are acceptable dress for the grocery store

chicken is an inconsistent, textural nightmare and even when it’s good it’s never good enough to justify the “will i start gagging as soon as i bite down” game of russian roulette

yo i have just received the most insane guide to monaco from my airbnb host it’s just pages and pages of things to do and places to eat and order delivery from broken down by price and location AND notes about what to expect in each place, what locals like about them etc.

i am now catching up on said work and photoshop has stopped responding 🙃

help i have done ZERO work today but i have: - painted and played minecraft with my nephew all day because he's on school holidays - made about 49812834975432 hotel and airbnb bookings - maxed out my credit card

they’re doing the next season of emily in paris in monaco… besties you could have just asked!!!! this town ain’t big enough for the two of us

I JINXED IT IN A GOOD WAY!!!!!! cheers jannik i can SLEEP 🙏

this match is gonna go forever isn’t it lmao it’s already 1:10am 😭

forza!!!!!!!

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yay tennis but onto important things, where is charles sitting

not the mccc stealing from artists 🤦‍♀️ like worst case scenario they know it was stolen and best case they paid someone who stole it and delivered it as their own work but it’s not like they don’t have enough money to do some fucking due diligence!!! artist: www.instagram.com/by.yana.boyko

it’s 1:50am and i just realised i forgot to make my bed 💀

no offence to alcaraz but the mickey mouse serve grunt makes me so irrationally angry lmao

alex, gabi and ollie at the tennis lol ill take it!!!!

bro can someone get nasa some better fucking cameras lmao they can send people to the moon but their footage from earth of this thing bobbing around in the ocean is being filmed with a potato

WELP at least monaco-australia relations are unharmed

alex please now is not the time for double faults

oh man look at all these excited little monégasques idk if i can hope their lad loses 😭

do you think a little aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi in this moment would get you kicked out of the principality

oh boy not de minaur x vacherot i cannot betray my son alex but i also feel v conflicted about willing him to beat a monégasque at home lmao i uhhhhhh hope we all just have fun?????

never mind, i have been asked for ID twice!!!!! in the past two weeks buying alcohol despite turning 32 a month ago 🙂‍↕️ (they’re required to ask here if they believe you could be 25 or younger)

yo im at the beach and there are DOLPHINS!!!!! 32 years in my home town and ive NEVER seen a dolphin here!!!!

“i wore a tie” what if i cried

my hot take for the evening is that the orange team had the right car at the right time. which is the name of the game and all, and is of course a credit to their engineering. it didn’t fall out of the sky. but HEAVY emphasis on the right time bc the rest were absolutely nowhere half the time

watching the tennis for sweeping shots of monaco lmao

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do you think charles knows what he’s done (made the single most flattering, perfectly cut, well fitting white tshirt ive ever owned)

i will be back to my usual chronically online bullshit from tomorrow so expect proper replies then lol

and actually, credit where it is due, lewis influenced me to buy these specific ray bans lmao it’s truly a team effort 🙂‍↕️

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!!! this man knows what he’s doing im telling you i dont even need to plan race outfits this year hes doing all the work ahead of time

also hear me out. multi purpose race wear. who needs driver/team flag when you can whip off your lil scarf and wave it around in the event of a result worth celebrating 🙂‍↕️