So I guess we aren’t kicking off this NWSL season with a crazy 5-4 goal fest, huh?

The NWSL is so back, baby! Let’s go! I am so looking forward to seeing Sophia Wilson get some minutes tonight. And my favorite announcer duo of @mikewattsonair.bsky.social and Lori Lindsey are on the call!

akb is a creator, a performer, an artist, and i oppose the nwsl's attempt to censor her art

Boomer alert: Apple TV not connected to WiFi; lengthy search required to find WiFi password so i could connect it for them. Finally watching the movie and it appears the TV settings are such that everything looks lit like a daytime soap from the 90s. I am calling the police.

We only get 23 hours on international women’s day. Sounds about right.

By how many years are we all setting our clocks ahead?

In honor of the USWNT playing Colombia…never forget AM7 🐐

When you see people who never had to work hard at something, and have therefore not worked hard at it, get surpassed by someone who does nothing but work their ass off? Well. And then you see them panicking trying to fix it, but the measures they’re taking simply can’t fix laziness? I do enjoy that.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Daughter and I started referring to a high ponytail as a “Jordyn Huitema.” Eventually, we added in a low ponytail, the “Lynn Biyendolo,” and today she requested a medium ponytail, the “Viv Miedema.” I’m so proud 🥹

I AM SO READY ⚽️ 👑 💙

Technical terms from E, age 10: When the internet is slow and its taking a long time to load, this is called “buffaloing” 🦬 When you want to text your friend a funny moving picture, you send them a “jiffy” 🥜

Proud mom alert! He got the game winner in the last game of the round robin, which locked the team in for second place. Kid was on fire this weekend.

Someone is wrong on the internet about a trivial pop culture reference and I DO NOT NEED TO CORRECT THEM I DO NOT NEED TO CORRECT THEM I DO NOT NEED TO CORRECT TH

I am currently kicked back in the hotel. They have the weirdly smallest and squarest pillows I’ve ever seen? Not sure who these pillows are for. Square ants?

Soccer tournament season is back, y’all. L scored a beauuuuuutiful free kick goal today. Top corner stunnah!

I am sitting in a car repair place waiting for a same-day job to be completed, using their WiFi to grade papers. So efficient! Thankful they are simultaneously blasting both the radio and the television to really help me hone my ability to focus while overstimulated. ☕️ ☕️ ⚡️ ☕️

Spring break is coming up, which means my feet are currently (and for the next hour) wrapped in cold wet plastic bags filled with exfoliant. A disgusting spring ritual. Iykyk

I think it's helpful to watch her statement at the Seattle Torrent presser today. I think Knight is pretty clear on how she feels , and hopes people learn to be better.

Heads up folks: @thetnholler.bsky.social posted an AI-generated video this morning that was a deepfake of the captain of the U.S. women’s hockey team, and they seem to be promoting it as if it’s a real video. So watch out for that and don’t spread fakes.

Who needs an invitation to the White House when you’ve got one from Flavor Flav?! ⏰ 🥇

I understand why chatbot cheating happens but every time I read about it I want to gently remind everyone that the point of schoolwork is not for the submission to exist. Teachers are not just greedy for more essays or solved equations. The point is to do the work WITH YOUR OWN BRAIN, FOR LEARNING.

I’ll just let this text to my work friend tell the story of my (and my cat’s) little adventure this afternoon. This damn cat.

Them: Sends me a screenshot of something to prove that the thing I said was there wasn’t actually there. Me: Sends them back the same screenshot, marked up with an arrow pointing to the thing I said was there, which is in fact there.

One of my kids has a soccer coach who overstuffs the roster. Tons of kids sitting on the bench when everyone is there. The league game this weekend is 3.5hrs away, so naturally a few people RSVPed “no.” I assume they don’t want to drive. Good, imho. More playtime for people who show up. 1/2

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Word on the streets is the USWNT instagram account unfollowed Korbin. (No I can’t confirm if they followed her in the first place.) (But still, I’ll take a win where I can.)

I’m sorry, your what now?

Second straight Super Bowl in which a dude named Drake has been mercilessly bullied

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

The football!

Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

Imagine not watching this and suffering through *checks notes* Kid Rock (lol) to own the libs. I can’t believe we get the NFL in the national divorce.

Excited to learn that one of our college players is currently an NRI w/ Portland. She played the 6 here and they do need a 6 right now! Always happy to see when those women go on to play professionally; the team is such a nice part of our local soccer community doing camps, coming to training, etc.

Currently watching the shirt tuck derby (Coffey v McCabe)

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work “It’s in the syllabus”

No one wants to see your AI cartoon. It’s bad for the environment & wholly uninteresting & unimpressive. You want a cartoon of yourself? Ask your kid to draw you. Get your friends together to make some art. Fly to New York City & get a street artist to draw you. Just enough with this AI slop.

New signing for the Thorns, Shae Harvey, seems like a great person as well. She wrote this opinion piece while at Stanford: stanforddaily.com/2025/03/30/t... #BAONPDX

We're thrilled to announce a partnership with @pentzhomes.bsky.social to raise funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. For every 2026 season ticket sold, Aurora will donate $1 to ILCM, and Pentz Homes will provide an additional $4 for a total donation of $5. Season tickets on sale soon!

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

County spelling bee day 🐝🤩

More proof that men don’t grocery shop

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

I’m on poshmark and I’m deeply confused. Rapinoe? NC Courage? 2024?!

This is who runs this account

Important update! This happened at a futsal game. When we went back to the gym for their second game, I was able to clearly see the ACTUAL FACE PRINT left on the glass.

If I had to walk face first into a glass wall that I thought was a door, at least several of my friends were there to see it happen.

I turned it off in despair without even seeing this.

This Chelsea game. Oof.

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