I hate when folks get drunk and talk about how they’re a killer.

The fact that you can go live on here is wild

Outside in DC tonight…

A rotisserie spicy bowl is some next level shit. Ain’t no way lmao

Mfs hack anything fr, but pay my tuition please 🙏

Just saw a Tesla with a rear tire not properly seated on the rim. I hope they figure that out before something terrible happens

This prime stream is horrible smh. Only thing clear is the subtitles

Reason 892 to avoid a big city. Took over an hour to go 7 miles. Yuck

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G’morning 🌎

This virus is going to be super bad. Like zombie bad. They already planning on releasing alien documents to get ahead of this. That’s the new distraction.

You blessed bruh

I would love to know how my DoorDasher mixed up a medicine with mouthwash… but i ain’t even finna argue. Just refund it gang

I miss the eastern time zone so bad. I’m deadass just happy to see this much green

Thank God for today. G’morning world

Financial literacy literally means nothing if: - you have no money - you make $1,000 and in order to live, you have to spend $850

DRINK. WATA.

It’s so many beautiful women here. My goodness 😍

We otwwwwww 😈

Omg you don’t have legs?!

President Obama should come out and waste his time saying the same shit everyone else has said, for nothing to change. Yes, masterful gambit.

American Airlines lounge is legit

I packed shorts for this trip to Maryland smh. It’s going to be kinda chilly

I see yo 🐱 lips smilin’ & grinnin’ like they want somethin up in em…

Throw them in a volcano.

Passion fruit margarita 🔥🔥🔥

I’ll never forget the day i met Tayshaun Prince in the airport and he wouldn’t sign autographs for my brother and me because we had on LeBron jerseys. I was like 10, my brother was 8. +20 years later and i ain’t over it

Thrag is the embodiment of the reason they invented guns. My goodness

Fuck Stephen A Smith.

I folded twice and this ain’t even for me

There's never any scenario where I want to listen to Rod Wave.

You 5’4”? Who knew smh

Never saw myself at 30 and it’s been chaotic af. I need to start visualizing what every 3 months will look like

Lotr? If you have hours to spare. Star Wars? Yes

Can i call you rose?

It’s Dolph!!!

Missed the barbershop and now i can’t get a cut til the 16th sat the earliest. Eye am sick

Get evicted and now you have to pay back rent plus court filing fees. Get a ticket and now you have to pay that plus your insurance goes up. Get sick and now you have medical bills, missed hours at work, and copays if you’re lucky. NOBODY is in position to look down on the next man’s pockets.

Imagine everybody getting a relatively common name and then your parents decide to name YOU Jermajesty.

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That brotha is dangerous

They keep going up on the rent and you gotta make 2.5+x as much. Smh.

There will NEVER be another MICHAEL JACKSON! 👑

Omar Epps and Mike Tomlin smh

I can do 20-30 on the treadmill daily and nothing is stopping me, but me

You whores need to start RESPECTING Twizzlers

Fuck Pepsi

I still ain’t over Drake remixing back that ass up an deciding to sing. Then he created “scaring the hoes” on th song. Imagine a man whispering “i can tell you been practicing” in ya ear while twerking

Anybody else just like.... REALLY fucking tired? I take a deep negro spiritual sigh every 30 minutes.

With April showers, come May flowers… sometimes you don’t plant the seeds but you see the flowers blooming. It’s time we appreciate the flowers