Never let your wife keep you from finding your soulmate.

If my best friend knows I’m getting played and let me cosplay as the pappy? Jesus himself gon have to pull me off bro.

Top 5 lyricists of the 2000s

All in all, today is 100% my lowest. Wasn’t the plan, but that’s what happened… still taking losses, but tryna move forward. Tomorrow & Monday will be excruciating. But i gotta get through it

A year ago tomorrow, i linked with bro to drink and watch ball. Buddy said he had a move and told us we had to go. I ultimately chose to get behind the wheel & rolled my car multiple times. Woke up the next day in the E.R…. By the grace of God nobody else was hurt & I’m still here…

Sparty is trash. Love to see it lol

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

Skaddadle won’t ever pay for a drink in Jersey again smh

QB can throw a 5 yd out. This is misplaced anger lol

Jalen hurts is so mid smh. My goodness

Saquon got a documentary but can’t get consistent looks inside the 5. Boy got his yt woman and money & lost focus

Nah… let her cook

they can see the polling

Lawd i could eat that 2-3x a week

Uno!

💀💀💀💀

“Say Drake”

A PSL ain’t never did me wrong. Especially adding pecan flavor

How did you find yourself in a situation where you even tried pumpkin pie?!

Forcing any college to name a street after buddy is wild

Which is why he fumbled on cnn and said the quiet part out loud this week. We know.

C.J. Gardner-Johnson (Safety) welcome to the #RavensFlock 🐦‍⬛

Sigh. This is a buggy.

lol had a parlay that would’ve paid $2100 last night. Misses by 1 leg… i need a win

Now i ordered doordash to pick up. Hit submit and realized it’s 20 minutes away and not the one 2 minutes away. This is absurd

😃 forgot to hit submit on my home run parlay. Would’ve cashed. I’m SICK

If you post a meme and I ain’t got it, consider it stolen. Thanks. 🙂

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announces the Trump administration is deploying members of the Texas National Guard to Chicago. "For now, let me just say that we are unequivocally going to continue to reject the military occupation of our city. The Trump administration must end the war on Chicago."

He look like a devious titty.

$360 down the drain because Buffalo wanna prove they’re frauds today… i am disgusted

😂 chugging a beatbox is a wild choice tonight

This is 1000000% going in the GC as a joke 😂😂😂

This is absolute gold tbh

This thread 🔥🔥🔥. If i can offer a thought, it would be to not put the anything on the floor of the driver seat. Depending on the size, it could move/get stuck behind a pedal.

Kermit and ms piggy….

Pizza Hut lowkey had the best boneless BBQ wings. They remind me of what KFC once had

Been laying here wide awake for almost 3 hours. That after church nap gotta happen

NOW DO CHICAGO.

Day party has been at club couch lol

What Black people already knew. 💔🤲🏽

Why does Oklahoma have an unloaded brick wall that close to the playing field?

Colorado uni’s 🔥🔥🔥

LFG!

Old black southerners got some insults on them boy. Cause what you mean I couldn’t find my ass with my hands in my back pockets?

This real lol. My PT starts with hip alignment exercises. It’s so important

I need to just ink Crip into my flesh. Take the Brodie with me. Maybe that’ll help

Man i wish i had pushed my bro to continue to be better.. instead of falling out over petty shit. Bro might still be here

Seeing that caption alongside his face brings a tear to my eye smh

Place your hoodies on the tippy top shelf. They’ll be safe there.