"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

how your email finds me:

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

Be careful what you wish for. Because it might not happen and then you'll be Sad.

Being out at work but not at home and working from home sure is awkward sometimes.......

Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*

Listen I just think it's very unfair for me to have had to spend the day answering emails when I'd just finished Frauds.

I finished Frauds and I need to lie down.

Happy world mental health day

I am not strong enough to handle the amount of close-ups of Jodie's hands in episode 1 of Frauds.

Happy Frauds day to all who celebrate. (Also... 👀👀👀)

And again I say AHHHHHHHH.

*looks at the never-ending to do list I will never catch up on and screams*

...why have they put the Coventry Carol (which was written in the 16th century) into the new Big Finish story (which is set in 1183)? Time travel shenanigans... I hope???

British friends: my sister has requested Bake Off knowledge. Do you in fact refer to sprinkles as sprinkles?

Enya took her piles of money, bought a castle, and lives there alone with a bunch of cats. Enya is correct.

Today in finishing up sapphic books: The Last Soul Among Wolves by Melissa Caruso (physical book): aw heck yeah this was so fun I love these two and their giant magical problems. Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid (audiobook): aaaand now I am sobbing into my craft project jesus CHRIST

How do you get knees to suck less, asking for a me?

How do you get knees to suck less, asking for a me?

yeah

It's been a long week. Rest here, weary creative. You deserve it.

So let's talk about why this sucks. I am so angry and so disappointed, but I also know that a lot of people might not understand why I and my queer friends are feeling this way. Read on for an explanation 🧵(1/14)

✨timeline cleanse✨ quote this with your favorite tumblr post

Me: (truthfully) tells my friends to go do a fun thing without me because I've got too much to do in the next few weeks to go Also me: *sad shocked pikachu seeing pictures of my friends hanging out without me*

Give it to MEEEEE.

I need to lie on the floor and collect my feelings after that WHAT A RUSH.

I have just finished this and I AM LIVING!!!!!!!!

I'm already dead just from the trailer omg.

"You attract what you fear." Oh my god nooooo, unlimited free time to write my weird little stories in a secluded forest cabin, AHHHHH, get away from meeeeee

The fact that I have five meetings tomorrow and won't be able to listen to the new thasmin audio until the end of the day is officially homophobic. 😭😭😭

EVIL YAZ OMG BRING ON THE ANGST!!!

It's time. The weather here is crisp. It's cool. How I'm going to be for the next 6 months.

I took off two and a half whole days (plus a day when the whole company was closed for a holiday) and WOW that was a mistake. *cries in emails*

Doctor Who Magazine 621 comes out a week from today with interviews with Jodie Whittaker, Chris Chibnall, Jesse Armstrong, Joe Cornish and Jack Thorne.

My cats have apparently been upset while I was away, meowing at my parents a lot, which led to this: Me (narrating for cat): Where is our CORRECT HUMAN?? Bring her back now!! I know you've hidden her somewhere! My dad: Not in a closet! Me (in my head): ...well...

🧬 FIC UPDATE! 🧬 The Doctor and Yaz search an abandoned Division outpost for clues... Chapter 6: archiveofourown.org/works/671435...

Love that I just finished posting a "Yaz rescues the Doctor" fic and Big Finish went "here you go, have some more, as a treat."

AHHHH GIVE IT TO MEEEE.

Do not recommend getting cat food in your hair, friends.

Nothing like 43,000 steps in 3 days to remind you juuuuuust how out of shape you are... ow...

Cut hours and bad timing means I'm struggling a little bit with making it to my next paycheck. I could use a little help to hold me over until next Thursday 🙏 ko-fi.com/jaeharland

If you are cis, please read this entire thread. It won't take much of your time

I miss them

Work Drinks did not happen yesterday, which is probably a good thing as it did not give my coworker yet another time to be tipsy and offer to make me a dating app profile lolll.

Forgive the momentary rant where no one who knows me irl can see but: I am so tired, and so lonely, and so tired of BEING tired and lonely. That is all.

New chapter! In case you would like a good dose of Yaz hitting bad guys in the face for kidnapping the Doctor on this fine Saturday morning: archiveofourown.org/works/689287...