Yo momma's so bereft of class she could be a Marxist utopia.

I'll believe antifa are terrorists when the CIA starts arming them.

It's only a matter of time before a mass shooter writes "thoughts" and "prayers" on their bullet casings.

ME CALLING FOR POLITICAL VIOLENCE TO SMITE MY ENEMIES: Haha, fuck yeah! Yes!! ME BEING TAGGED AS "UNIDENTIFIED SKULL #28" IN AN UNEARTHED MASS GRAVE A DECADE LATER: Well, this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Opinion | As a Republican senator, I voted to confirm RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health of Human Services. But if I hadn't done it, I'd have been primaried by someone who would have voted to confirm RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health of Human Services.

This bad boy is in the back of my liquor cabinet, waiting for his day to come.

Frank Zappa hasn't written any music in the last thirty years, but neither has Bach.

My friend gave me an elephant for the room so I said "thanks." He said "don't mention it."

If #Medicaid is cut, thousands of nursing homes across the country will go out of business. Where will their residents go? Do you have a guest room for your mother-in-law?

@durbin.senate.gov @whitehouse.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @hirono.senate.gov @blumenthal.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

When I was in high school, making minimum wage as a cashier at a shitty drug store, I had to wear a stupid plastic name tag. Why can't cops identify themselves when they're performing their jobs?

No Kings But Martin Luther, Jr.

Brutal.

👋 Hello, we're the United States Institute of Peace (USIP)! We are very happy to join @bsky.app, and thrilled to announce that our website, www.usip.org, is back online! We look forward connecting here and bringing you useful content, resources and opportunities for peacebuilders around the world.

Finding restaurant owners that are in GOP donor list and doing fake ICE raids and walking out with 80 pounds of frozen meat

🚨I’m here with @RepLuzRivas, @RepNormaTorres & @RepLouCorrea at the Roybal Federal Building exercising our Congressional authority to investigate ICE’s inhumane detention of immigrant families—including moms & kids held after routine check-ins. No beds. No food. No water. We are demanding answers.

Man comes to the US from Lebanon. Starts out delivering pizzas, becomes a Nobel winning neuroscientist. Trump freezes his funding, he gets an email from China offering to move his lab “any city, any university I want" with guaranteed funding for 20 years. What are we doing?

I have a sincerely held religious belief that people must be allowed to use the bathroom that matches their self-identified gender expression. The supreme court will protect my religious freedom, right?

www.kansascity.com/news/local/a... "other than riding in the back of a U-haul, we were unaware of any other laws that they violated”. Maybe the cops should have stopped them and ticketed every single one? Then at least their members' names would be on file.

If #Medicaid is cut, thousands of nursing homes across the country will go out of business. Where will their residents go? Do you have a guest room for your mother-in-law?

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

If the cops mistakenly think you're an undocumented immigrant and arrest you, should you have an opportunity to prove you're a citizen? If you said "yes", great! You understand why due process is important better than our attorney general. Tell your friends.

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

I was in the mosh pit for Rage Against the Machine's set at Lollapalooza '93, I explain to the cashier as I scroll my phone for a coupon for my preferred brand of heartburn medication

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Last week I wrote about Clayton Jackson, a Texas attorney who was visited by law enforcement at his home after giving some pro bono legal advice to an undocumented family. A couple hours after my piece was published, Jackson was fired from his job with Fidelity National Financial.

Opinion | That four-year-old cancer victim is no angel.

Washington State passed a law limiting the ability of defendants in certain types of cases to demand confidentiality, or making those kinds of clauses unenforceable if executed. THAT would fix the problem, and I think every state should follow suit. 12/12 END.

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

The idea is to just keep scrolling on your phone until you die.

Everyone else is talking about the autism epidemic; meanwhile, I'm talking about the new Stadler-Siemens DBAG Class 483/484 trains operating on the Berlin S-Bahn.

The worst part about realizing I'm neuro-atypical was telling my friends and family, only for them all respond with polite versions of "duh".

Huh, weird

As Bluesky has grown, I've seen a lot of backsliding on alt text. Please try to be considerate to others and include alt text with all of your images. It helps everyone. Indeed, in the "accessibility" setting in Bluesky you can set it to make sure you add alt text, which is a useful thing to do.

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I love country music, but only if the country is Jamaica.

Don't use Signal to talk about classified war plans.

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

Breaking: the NIH cuts will halt research into a program that provides Golf Therapy to bone spur survivors.

This is the second time USAID/State is punishing people revealing the truth that Marco is killing children. They're quite desperate to hide this fact, as if the reporters in Africa or court declarations are making it up.

Sly #illustration #oc #artist

Sahra Wagenknecht wechselt zur Linkspartei

The Washpost, which is bleeding millions of dollars and shrinking its staff, accepted -- and then rejected -- a $115,000 ad that criticized Elon Musk. Anyway, here's the ad that the Post's business side didn't want its readers to see ⤵️ thehill.com/media/514849...

Like a pediatrician, I have little patience.