i ate diarrhea for breakfast and pooped solid. what's up with that?

Ancestral Recall (🔵) Target player draws three cards.

one day i'm gonna figure out how to be happy

lil birthday drawing for a friend #deadlock

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

fuck my stupid faggot life

still a gay idiot. why

Wank Sinatra

Show: Looney Tunes Language: Kurdish Country: Iraq Version: United Television Dubbing Department

A tiny bunny

busy week so have this from my exhausted brain

Chaos Orb (2️⃣) 1️⃣, Tap: If this artifact is on the battlefield, flip it onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If this artifact turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy this artifact.

this how i order at the mexican place

HAPPY NEW YEARS I AM RELEASING MUSIC AGAIN on.soundcloud.com/nCW2OJ83mvRU...

another day waking up beautiful while the #beatles are a terrible band i am forced to hear about on the same day... i don't like them it makes me sad that people talk about them. i hate those fucking beatles if they were cool they'd have 6 or more legs and not beat their children like rented mules

bloodletting and trephination 2026

"It took the banning of temporal manipulation at Tolaria West to teach its students the value of time." Frantic Search (2️⃣🔵) Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

was eating some pretty good french fries and i had an incredibly strong and otherwise unprovoked erection. happened with some noodles and korean sweet potato last night too. i hope this doesn't get any worse or i will have to stop eating in public

WET GAY FUCKING-STYLE BLOWJOBS TO LORD OF THE RINGS BLACK METAL AND CHILL TONIGHT? WET GAY FUCKING-STYLE HANDJOB TONIGHT BRO?

guy who says he "live skeets" his sex: haha so yeah i always gotta let the followers know 😎 guy who's been trying to "dead skeet" during sex: i have been banned from the morgue

grabbing on shorties BOOBS to stronghold by summoning got mefeeling like saruman lookin at THEM ORBZ 😜

i just wanna go one day without thinking about or hearing about pedophilia is that too much to ask

the funny thing about empires is that they never end if you don't want them to

buy a card

finals week . spiritually how bad do i smell

Quake III Arena

weird people fall in love with each other all the time

How you 30 with a DNI list in your pinned

if you don't vote for the good cop you're responsible for what the bad cop does

chicken katsu first attempt did i go off

god may not hate fags but i sure do