i smooshed my penis flat with a very intricate device of my own design.

reppin @yourkickstartersucks.com

cattle decapitation is genuinely the best death metal band of all time. travis ryan is a demon in the best way

i went to the doctor and he put his finger in my butt. had to beg him for the fist 🫣

na'vi are real

watching this on my ipad

i call my ipad daddy

i'm so obsessed with ai movie trailers dude. they rule. i'm on the ai is good train. yo petey thiel hit me up ill give you my blood or my butt or whatever you want dawg

lock me in a room with schumer

be careful, don't get uppity or else the guys who are already murdering people might find an excuse to murder you

remember: if you just sit there and chant something catchy (bonus points if you add a few claps 😏), the murder pigs who love murder won't murder you

angry and sleep deprived baby let's go it's my time

uh, yeah im thinkin it's time to goon

if you cream your pants every time the onion, or whatever else, finds a new way to say "isn't this orange man absurd? he's a pedophile war criminal genocidal fascist freak. isn't that soooooo crazy?" then you deserve deserve reeducation.

who gives a shit about owning the cheeto man anymore? erm epstein much? 😏 the worst type of liberal go fuck yourself

i'm having sex with luffy one piece

if Many Eyes keeps this up, i will be less sad about the death of ETID

chancellor? erm sounds a little tankie 🧐 nyc is going to be the freaking ussr (united states of socialist russia)

rate my pan seasoning. don't be mean i'm new

ipad kid

i ran out of posts

i'm sorry

i want to be really mean and kind of awful on main but i would actually kind of feel bad

some good shit apparently

nu-hardcore??

i'm really sorry that i'm that guy now but you don't like metal if you listen to sleep token. stop saying it.

man they gotta just stop

not now, sweetie. daddy's turning his demon cat into a red stain in the carpet

daddy got a little something for himself too. i'm on my weeb shit lately.

i have an incredible gf. get you a girl who remembers the things you're passionate about.

bad a minor panic attack at christmas and had to run out of the house. good time.

Heheheh @69Phreakdawg

family went all out this year

was thinking about cranking my rat but i got the tech bug instead

why do things have to go on sale when ive no money

i remember when someone said stonetoss' comics are more effective propaganda because they're short and to the point. they were correct and everyone thought they were saying stonetoss is right and a good person. even though they were objectively correct

#MERRYCHIRSTMAS #FUCKFACES even tho idc its just a day, I like to see ppl njoy the stuff they like so do rock tf out 🤪

mf doom is overrated. (i will not be doing all caps)

i'm gonna drop a bomb of an opinion. absolutely nuclear take that everyone will hate me for

miserable satanmas

go on, wokie, say happy holidays. i dare you.

merry ssj5mas

wacky character that isn't marvel being in the marvel movie xD

newport needs to do merch again. it's the only brand i'll ever represent.

i'm finally seeing the vision. i sure hope peter steele had good politics!

danzig WAS misfits. when he left it should have ended. jerry is an insult to their legacy

jerry only taking over the misfits is so much worse than michale graves. at least that era sounded good.

is no one going to talk about how he's literally doing black face???? we gotta cancel this guy!!!!