Missed every single fire this week. I'm not missing another. #Dormont

Slept right through my phone blowing up but I'm grateful to see my guys and neighbors all show up to help prevent a much bigger issue.

Rewatching Fallout bc it was a great first season.

I was grocery, secret santa, and white elephant shopping so I missed all this.

Please don't turn CBS on. If you are out eating/bar, ask them to change the channel. I had to ask them twice tonight to not put political shit on the TV's.

Make America Great Again.

Subpoenaed today so that was a first for me.

Rant: daycare is closed for eight business days straight over the holidays. I'm still being charged full price plus I have to work the entire time so now I need to find a second set of child care....WTF.

I can't think of anything more disappointing then finding an amazing account you love and their main social is Twitter.

*kneeling down for penance* May they forgive me, both in thiccness and in health.

First campfire this season is unfortunately in sub 30f weather but I'm still happy for it.

Best part of the new job is the $300 budget to buy whatever the eff I want for my home office (which is already awesome so I get to be silly).

Silly of me to consider this $69 wireless charger I just bought would come with a power adapter 🙃

[Shaking hands with other shoppers outside of Walmart after black friday] Thank you. I serve american capitalism

Happy Thanksgiving!

Finally pulled the plug and switched the entire family from Verizon prepaid to T-Mobile first responder network and I am VERY nervous.

Sushi for the sleepover kids! 🍽️

Thanks, I hate it. #MoistMaker

I'm lucky to have worked with Jen through Dormont's zoning and comprehensive plan updates. Spent many hours at the Free Pantry with her helping raise money for food donations and recently worked the polls with her. She is an excellent human being, neighbor, parent and would be a great Rep.

First day of work at the new job. Love it already but I'm sad to give up the home life of Cinderella.

One of my most memorable moments as a parent was a mid-night feeding with a diaper change and as I tried desperately to rock him back to bed, we locked eyes and he said his first words, "release the Epstein files".

One of my most memorable moments as a parent was a mid-night feeding with a diaper change and as I tried desperately to rock him back to bed, we locked eyes and he said his first words, "release the Epstein files".

Pelosi retiring ✔️ Shumer is next ✔️ It's time for the next generation.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Much like 2024, Democrats seem to think there’s a binary choice in the 2026 election between voting for Republicans (evil) and voting for Democrats (feckless). They rarely acknowledge the third option which inevitably harms them the most: staying home.

Bills lost, Steelers lost, Dems sucked a fuck. Not my day.

By J Fetterman

"Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.”

OFC they only want to hang out/cuddle in the CLEAN laundry.

In order to make up for that Thanksgiving Pizza from yesterday, I humbly submit tonight's beginner sushi and some kung pao chicken. 🍽️

Walked by this at the grocery store and had to give it a try.

Made dinner for the overnight career guys 🍽️

When my friends set up the Christmas lights when I am still hogging down Halloween candy.

Too nice of a day to not be out knocking on doors.

Said like every Pitt and Bills fan I know.

I spent all day (7am until 5pm) studying and practicing on the firegrounds for my Proboard exam in two weeks. I don't begrudge it, learned a ton, and left exhausted. Shortly after I got home, we had a residential fire that kept me out until 1am. Got home and "it's too late for fun" but sat down....

Stock o'clock yo!!!! 🍽️

Ms. Rachel is a national treasure and I'm so happy she exists.

Been following Lily Allen for ages and she is always brutally honest with celebrity, sex, relationships, etc. I hope she gets back into creation again soon.

The 9/10 issue democrat voter is waffling, thankfully the republican candidate will get 100% of the R vote.

100% this, I've been working with the local pantry in Dormont for years and money is 100% more useful than random semi-expired stuff. They can leverage the buying power of cash to buy entire pallets at massive discounts (think ~.15 cents a box for mac & cheese) from food bank sources.

Weapons is top tier horror for this spooky season (and streaming on HBO).

It's worse than ever finding a job via recruiting sites. They are just completely laden with AI doing absolute crap identifying the right candidates and employers don't care enough. If you don't know someone directly, you are expected to apply for 100+ jobs a week just to get even a bite.

Democrat voters: "I agree with you on 9 of your 10 policies but dislike this one so I will vote independent or not vote at all." Republican voters: "I know you are 100lbs of leeches bundled in a suit and you have no policies but I will vote for you because you are Republican."

I don't post about it often because I was raised to volunteer and not expect applause but I've been working with the Dormant Free Pantry for years and Im also a firefighter (why is this important?). The station is right across the street from the pantry and we let them park in our lot during distro-