I find Samara Weaving and Jason Segel to be entertaining in 90% of their films. Over Your Dead Body isn't their best but it's still enjoyable.

Every day this week is tax day. #BobsBurgers

Channeling big Kennedy Center losing Trump's name vibes here.

Them: "I hope this email finds you well" Me:

My favorite part of Irish folklore movies is that they all emphasis this old-blood folklore mythology when the real horror is house prices.

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Spent my mid-life crisis becoming a firefighter. It was worth it.

When you talk about reforming ICE ask yourself what reforms Germany could have enacted that would have made the existence of Nazis acceptable? None.

One of the first things Facebook’s algorithm showed me today was this propaganda post by Patriot Front. It’s not just that FB is platforming fascists. They are algorithmically PROMOTING and amplifying them.

Sam Neill, you inspired me to be both smart and considerate. I hope you get the rest you deserve.

This is what Fallout in the States looks like. No, I'm not taking questions.

Is it just me or does Facebook seem to be MAJORLY pushing rightwing propaganda?

um US military and naval strikes have constantly targeted vessels in international waters as families report that innocent commercial fishermen are being wrongfully targeted

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

“You promised me Mitch McConnell, that if I followed you, you would walk with me. But during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?” Mitch McConnell replied, “I'm dead, keep carrying.”

I just spoke with Mitch McConnell and he is currently adjusting the pH in the Lincoln Memorial Reflection Pool.

Some things of the movie "Code 3" are very accurate, front line emergency is so under funded.

I also speak to my vegetables when I'm in the beds.

What a busy last week in DC.

If I could get a sense of the timing on a Mitch McConnell announcement, that would be great, I just want to be sure to keep my schedule clear.

The craziest part of 2026 is people cursing generative content while re-skeeting it.

Me in 90° and 100% humidity in Pittsburgh: grumpy, miserable, leave me alone Me in 90° and 100% humidity in Florida: flirty, laughing, loving life Whyyyyyy are humans like this?

A tug job is still a job.

Is there pig racing? Every fair worth it's weight had pig racing.

There are still yinzers complaining that parking spaces were removed.

Just read that Akihiro Miwa, the great Japanese singer/actor/drag queen, passed away at 91. You might have known him as the voice of Moro the wolf goddess in Princess Mononoke.

Graphic design is my passion.

Drunk and stumbled across my last employer who cut me because my boss resigned and I was the team's #1 and she hated that the staff loved me. They have since laid off an additional 20 out of 50 max employees. 🤭

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Happy 28th birthday to Windows 98! Released June 25th, 1998. Enjoy a two minute time-lapse video I did a few years back of the full installation process 🙂 youtu.be/2IvyM__2sNI #retrocomputing #windows98

It's true. Every fire, I feel like an imposter/amateur.

I haven't seen such a reflecting pool self-own since Narcissus.

I was in Germany and France at exactly this time last year. It was so insanely hot. There was minimal AC, no cooling stations, and I got heat stroke. I don't have a solution but this is a scary pre-context for what Europe is about to go through. The States will be 100% worse.

Starting Battlestar Galactica from scratch because I haven't watched it in a decade and holy shit is it good.

When I was in France at this *EXACT SAME TIME LAST YEAR* they had to close the Eiffel Tower. Not for maintenance issues, not for staffing issues. It was 100% heat/UV.

Another day, another night of drills.

Caught the last showing of Backrooms at my local theater. We were the only people in the space. It was very liminal.

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I think one thing most non-NYCers don't understand is that something like 87.4% of people who live in NYC want to live there and enjoy the chaos.

I was stupid busy with work this week and dumbass me decided that casually smoking two racks of ribs was (and I quote my brain), no big deal. 🍽️

I love this so much.

I would give A LOT to be the first person who gets to chisel.

Every time I go on a fire call, it's a weird mix of dread and hype. Last night was different. My favorite third space and my son's employer was on fire. After three hours, we got it under control and were able to stand down. The local family-owned business is destroyed though.

Just saying...

One thing I'll never understand about rural/suburban Pennsylvania is the desire to leave a perfectly good home in the middle of nowhere and travel 45-60 minutes to "camp" which is just a trailer a little more in the woods every weekend in the summer.

I miss my perfect life.

The Democratic establishment's complete inability to pivot is why they continue to fail. I'll have die-hard Republican's decrying war who the next day are explaining to me why it is necessary. That dude is a scum bag, no one is surprised. Pivot to Janet Mills and pivot fast. Double down on her.

#1 🚩 on Facebook When you see "digital creator" next to their name.