Laying in bed thinking "I don't want to go to work 😭😭😭"

When I can hear weird noises upstairs it's always a toss up between it just being the wind and rain, neighbours moving about, the cat, or the mice have returned 👀

I was at the dentist and a patient called up to ask Reception how much a procedure would cost. I've no clue what the procedure was, but the receptionist said it would be between 15 and 17 THOUSAND POUNDS

I got paid soooooo much money (I had 9 days of untaken holiday accrued, so got paid that as well) but that's literally all the money I'm gonna have now for a bit, so I NEED TO BE SENSIBLE

Other than feeling guilty, I am very much enjoying being unemployed 😎

Is Windows 11 p a i n f u l l y slow all the time or is it just me 😅

Socialising with a BIG group later, and there aren't even any pets there as a distraction

Thinking about the time I helped a lady working in a law firm who had to regularly open these HUGE heavy drawers full of legal documents and had really bad shoulder pain. This wasn't actually what I specialised in (I was all about desks, chairs, keyboards etc) but I applied the same principles

Well, that's it! I am ✨unemployed✨

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the incomparable @emmalthorley.bsky.social the love of my life 🎂🎉💐🎁❤️

TWO MORE DAYS

Me using retinol tonight for the first time ever and expecting to wake up with the smoothest, glowiest, radiant skin of all time in the morning It works immediately, right? 😅

Imagine if it's a vaccine LMFAO

THE HEATING IS ON

I am so bad at wrapping presents 🙈🙈🙈🙈

I don't often vibe with weird time signatures cos they freak my brain out, but this is MESMERISING and I can't stop listening to it, even though I'm like that woman doing maths equations meme trying to follow what's going on open.spotify.com/track/5CCGtH...

I'd love to play games like Silksong, but it I haven't been able to do something in 3 or 4 tries, and with very obvious and clear incremental progress between each try, my brain says no 😅

I don't mean to be ungrateful but with only 5 working days to go, there is nothing missing from my wishlist, and they have supposedly collected about £350 in my leaving whip round. PLEASE don't buy me £350 of shite I haven't said I want 😭 or just shitloads of flowers that last a week then are gone 😭

I'm beginning to think that maybe I'm actually quite strange

Why does yoghurt make my teeth feel the same dryness as eating digestive biscuits

This might be my last UK birthday... Hopefully 😏

"Wait for the cookies to cool before..." Im gonna stop you there ✋

Eating Belgian buns from Greggs and drinking a coffee, while watching my comfort show yet again (Jacksepticeye playing Thank Goodness You're Here)

You ever love someone so much that you want to squeeze them so tightly that they crumble up like a biscuit? Just me?

If anyone(s family) has any cross stitch kits they don't want let a girl know because I am addicted. It gives my brain and hands things to focus on that isn't The Bad™. I will use them 😌

@sentimentbot.bsky.social hello!

As someone who fucking LOVES imitating sounds (and most of the time, not even on purpose, it just happens 😅), Silksong is just the best!!! Puuuuuuuuuushhhcadoooooohhhh a lie a lie a lie brrrrrrrrEN! Fa ri du la si ma net 🔔🪡

If I have to do any actual work today, or in fact any of my remaining 7 days, I will be extremely livid

Wordle 1,552 6/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wordle 1,551 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Took a punt on that and it really paid off 😅

Lads I only have 8 days left of working!! It's feeling really surreal, and like the longest ever ADHD Waiting Mode of all time! And I'm SCARED But also - so so ready

Also always great to hear Kaito from Judgment, Adachi from Persona 4 (I'm so sorry I can never remember their real names 😅), Kaiji Tang (Ichiban from LaD), Matt Mercer (Yusuke from Persona 5), Erika Harlacher (Ann from Persona 5) and Ray Chase (Alphen from Tales of Arise) who are all my faves 🙏🙏

Me uncontrollably and excitedly stimmy clapping in the cinema when Greg Chun speaks in the Demon Slayer movie

My penultimate Monday 😳

If I can still have my own brightly coloured hair + just clip a wee thing on top I will be absolutely elated!! I've been giving bleaching a break ahead of properly committing to a hair oiling/serum routine (+ also massively reduced stress) but the ends are bleached so could be coloured???

Maybe I've been living under a rock but I've just discovered hair toppers and this changes everything

I feel so WRONG at the moment, just a constant state of feeling like something isn't right, something is off, a constant sense of unease Big, big changes coming, which probably doesn't help

I thankfully never have to, but I would find it so hard to pick a baby name, cos I would think of something cute like Paige, and then I'd have to think of how it sounds in an NI accent which would be closer to Peedge and 😑 Used to like the name Lacey, but that would be Leecey too 😅

How perfectly the bottom of the ship lines up with the horizon 👌 what a great photo, Me!!

Options...

Ohhhhh that fucker from Isr*el is visiting today, I thought it was tomorrow. It's probably that, fresh from bombing Qatar and the UK government saying there's no g*nocide

What are you three DOING!!!! I HAVE to know!!!!

Why are there so many fighter jets and military helicopters off the UK coasts right now????

So many people I know are on w*govy/m*unjaro/*zempic right now and I'm so jealous 😔😔

Chemical Brothers is still the most insane gig I have ever been to. 18 years old, and surrounded by purely 30+ year olds all absolutely coked up to their eyeballs and I'm there just like 💃

If there's one thing about me that you can always rely on, it's the fact that I'm procrastinating a piss

This is genuinely what a Labour government thinks terrorism looks like in the UK right now and I'm losing my god damn mind

✨BIRTHDAY STUFF 26/09✨ Since I'm hopefully moving to the US next year I'm trying not to collect *too much* physical stuff for the rest of the year so I'm asking for money to help with the trip and get some digital stuff, treats or candles etc 🥺 PAYPAL.ME/EMMATHORLEY

Feeling like a really undesirable gross goblin atm, and I'm looking forward to soon having some time to dedicate to Generally Looking Better