Playing with my life by brushing my malting horse in open toe sandals, on uneven rocky terrain, in the heat, while my parents dog that he hates is barking at him which makes him kick and the horse really likes having his bum brushed so he kept rotating his hind to me.

Whenever I shave my legs (exfoliating, foam, shave, moisturise) they're fine until I get into bed and then I get SO FUCKING itchy. What do I do about this 😭

Any WLW book recommendations? 😚 (Any genre/focus)

People that invented headphones with touch controls didn't consider having a mini dachshund who climbs on you all the time and hits audio controls with her big fat ass or ears.

Currently shitting and vomiting at the same time and I can't tell if it's my body keeping score from chronic illness/pain, food poisoning or something worse. Life is a joy.

Had a nice walk with the hounds today. Chronic pain be damned.

The evil side of me hopes that when bikers aren't wearing their gear and fall that the road rash makes them change their mind about that in the future :)

Some of yall be on here hyping up human icks. That's none of my business tho 🐸🧋

I hate to do this, but my grandma is sick, & I need to get back to Australia to be able to say goodbye. She really helped raise me & I can't deal with the fact I may not be able to get back there due to financial reasons. Please help in any way you can. Please share. Thank you. gofund.me/3890f1b2b

H0rny accounts GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

Ditto :)

Someone please buy the gecko game on the switch store and tell me if it's fun

If anyone wants to help out I need some sunscreen but my parents won't buy it because "chemicals" lmao Id rather take the chance to have miscellaneous random cancer from sunscreen than skin cancer tbh Amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/ARPMY0GJZLR9

It's that time again! ☀️ *rolls deodorant on armpits, underboob, stomach rolls, thighs*

I'm a single woman in a double bed with a miniature dachshund and yet said dachshund must sleep in the dead centre of the bed on all the sheets so I can't move at all. I'm a prisoner in my own bed. No space to move, no rotating or getting comfortable and certainly no covers to cover my body.

Me and gigi 🩷

Thinking about the time a man told me he loved me and wanted to marry me and I believed him

I see an old guy follow me I already know what I'm gonna see when I open the profile. Fastest blocks of my life 😒

Spent an hour+ designing a cross stitch pattern for my mum that she wanted me to make to give to someone she works for. Showed her, changed it, showed her, changed it, showed her, changed it. Got to the point where I was like.. Okay so you basically don't want it 🫠🤦‍♀️

Great news: YouTube shorts now has the press to 2x speed feature.

Guys, I have no income, no home, and I read between 100-300 books a year, so believe me I'm aware of how to source books for free and make use of sales and offers. Libraries are not a new concept to me. Sometimes a girl just wants a book, DAMN.

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I need a small loan to get all the books I want to read RIGHT THIS SECOND 😭

I want to go to a hotel, have a long, hot bath and then get in bed and watch Gordon Ramsay shows/Hoarders on TV until I fall asleep.

Next person I date we are getting cuffed together at the ankles and we will die together whether you like it or not. I will not be made a fool of again.

FURBY SHOES

Trailer trash queen 🌺🦋

My dad just came into my room and said "it smells like cake in here" 👀🐽 Sorry to disappoint but that is perfume, not food, my good sir 😭

I'm OFFICIALLY a fat girl now because I sat on a chair and it fucking broke.

Me: I cheese grater-ed my finger today Dad: on what? Me: cheese grater Dad: ...Yeah.

Extremely dysregulated and losing my shit 🙏 ✨

*breathes deep before ripping hair out in chunks and peeling skin off entire body*

"YoUr DoG iSn'T yOuR BaBy" Okay so what's this then???

Me when I find out everyone else hates the same person I hate 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Going over to my grans house tomorrow to get some of my stuff and go through some of her things 😭💔 Last time I was there it was before her funeral with the rest of the family and the time before that she was still alive. So it's going to be weird.

My dad hates me burning candles because of the 'toxic chemicals' and I refuse to admit to him the current one I'm burning gives me an instant headache 🤐

I've been meaning to change my septum and bridge jewellery out for over 2 months now. Love that for me.

CHAT. WE SECURED THE BAG.

HALF WAY BC MY GIRLS WANT ME TO HAVE THE UGLY SHOES 20/40

Crowd funding let's go Paypal.me/emmathorley

Furby feet pics for whoever gets me them

I need 40 bucks don't ask me why

Do any Americans want to get me a papa meat hoodie in exchange for crafted goods

Missing someone that basically took your heart, stabbed it 5000 times and then punted it into the nearest trash can is certainly a feeling.

I can only tell how bad my mental health is by how badly I want to spend money to try and improve it.

Would not be surprised if my friends joined lesbian groups to try and set me up so they don't have to put up with my whining anymore

I love finding out I've cut my hands at some point during the day when I go to rub hand sanitiser in 🥰🥰🥰

Having animals is not for the weak. Tell me why I was feeding the chickens and I look over and my mums dog has managed to hang himself on a tree.

Uptick in Scottish lesbians following me. You guys talking about me? 🫪🥴

Why has amazon gone from next day delivery to 4 days (with prime) 🤨