idea i had

Eggbug forever

I want to reiterate that the entire ethos of conservative Americans is “my mom says you have to play with me.”

The cruelty is the point

the southcenter mall is a great place to go when you’re tired of white people

*street fighter 2 voice* burfect! Cine2Nerdle #C86 Reviews: -0 Metrics: -0 Incorrect: -0 Final Score: 20/20 www.cinenerdle2.app

Happy November 20th to all who celebrate ❤️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️❤️

king shit

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

Can’t wait for the dems to campaign with her

Oh you’re a leftist? Name five of your neighbors

If you hate The Last Jedi it’s bc you like Star Wars more than you like movies

You’d think at that age, Harrell would be more appealing to a younger crowd

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Really wondering about the veracity of “there’s never ever ever ever ever been a show like Veggie Tales”

"people"

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.

most things taste better than being skinny feels kate moss is a fucking liar

whereas on the site he’s using, they’re having a meltdown because calipers are on back-order

listening to the soundtrack to The Chipmunk Adventure (1988) in FLAC

rebuilding a music collection as an excuse to amass more dumb winamp skins

You can tell how much a place is going to suck based on its CTI (Cyber Truck Index)

The reason Europe isn’t on the map is because it’s sitting in a chair with a beer. Wario is Nintendo’s commentary on Europe

Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!

Me whenever I play any video game

Me whenever I play any video game

goth egg galaxy

This is like making a Dragon’s Lair-themed Game Boy Color

Quiet Quitting: Sonic Is Driving A Car

we are living through the most expensive civics lesson in history

Thinking on this moment written by @jacobgeller.com for no particular reason today.

There needs to be a Joe Rogan for men

"ai is inevitable" no you are just a weak coward

MuWun 5

Sonic the Hedgehog

Oh you’re a giant bomb fan? Name five times you cried bc of what the staff had to go through