Got the team back together for a session!

#compsplatoon After a year long run, Washed has decided to thrown in the towel disband on good terms. Thank you so much to everyone who's enriched our journey along the way! Your support means the world to us. Shoutouts below! For one last time: we'll catch ya later! 🦑🐙🫧

#compsplatoon Last Friday, Washed got 5th place in From The Ink Up Week 88! We might've missed our seed 1 prediction, but that means we try, try and try again until we live up to it! ... We also played a grand total of 6 games. Sets and replays below! Ggs everyone, we'll catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

guys I think we might be washed

I never want to play in bracket reset ever again btw

#compsplatoon Last Saturday, Washed won our FIRST tournament, and I'm not talking bronze or silver bracket! We crawled our way through losers without dropping a match into a terrifying 3-2 Grand Finals, then a 3-0 Bracket Reset. It's only fitting we show up a week after our one year anniversary!

oh yeah btw we won a tournament on saturday :)

#compsplatoon @sharkberet.bsky.social is going to be live with our run of Teacup #15!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuIW...

Oh and I almost forgot! @deadseptette.bsky.social and I had a fantastic time at Riptide meeting all of you. I completely ran out of Washed stickers by Sunday, so thank you for your support! Here's to hoping we can make it to Riptide 2026!

With that, we're going to have to open tryouts. Again. We're still figuring out the details, but we want a different approach this time. As thorough as our system is, we get a lot of... responses, and I'll leave it at that. We're still down to 1v4 you by the way. You know who you are.

#compsplatoon We announce with a heavy heart one of our ogs, @freakeen.bsky.social, is stepping away from comp and off our main roster. You'll still see Keen sub for us and have a hand in Washed, but we're losing a real one 🥀🥀🥀 WE LOVE YOU KEEN!!! ♥️🦑🐙

We've got a special double feature coming up for #riptide! @entomolojest.bsky.social and @deadseptette.bsky.social will be attending together and handing out stickers! We'll have two sizes of Washed logos and stickers featuring Emil's ocs!!!

a player i coach watched an enemy drop down and hide in the ink for literally 0.5 seconds, which was enough time for their brain to say "they're not there anymore," turn the other way, and get rushed this riptide, i want to see how well the average comp splatoon player can play peek-a-boo

THEY CAME OUT SO GOOD!!! peep the stickers i’ll be giving out at #Riptide2025! #splatoon #splatoonOC #OCsky #compsplatoon

#compsplatoon Please excuse how late this is! Two weeks ago, Washed won the Underground Bracket in Abandon Ship #18!!! Huge thanks to @lunablasterr.bsky.social for coming back and subbing for us! Sets below, and (belated) ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

*Ehem* as per our last repost, @sharkberet.bsky.social has joined the roster! We're delighted to have him on board! With that, we have some updates! First, I moved from Windows to Linux and wasn't aware that the cloud function in CSP was incompatible with Wine.

Courtesy of @deadseptette.bsky.social, JESTER (your captain speaking!) @entomolojest.bsky.social will be handing out Washed stickers at Riptide! Limited supply! Emil will also have stickers of their OC Carmine, whom we're big fans of here at Washed. See you at Riptide! #compsplatoon

I see how it is

I won’t say which team I’m talking about, but I’m doing everything to make sure @washedspl.bsky.social doesn’t drop splatoon for competitive uma musume I think they’re grinding the gacha more than solo queue someone help them stay on track to become part of #highdivsplatoon

#compsplatoon Yesterday, Washed got 3rd place in TSS #11 with our first tryout, @sharkberet.bsky.social!!! We had so much fun, and can't wait to get back into the swing of things! Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!! 🦑🐙🎉

#compsplatoon ATTENTION: WASHED IS RECRUITING! If you're a washed up FA, we want you! Provided you're 19yrs or older, pay $19.99 (tax may vary), give us your credit card information, your social security number... If you're interested and meet our criteria, message @cupdoggiedog on discord!

#highdivsplatoon 🙂‍↕️

A new banner!?

holy moly

#compsplatoon Today we announce @lunablasterr.bsky.social's departure from Washed to focus on her real life. We wish you lots of luck, healing, and love in your future! 💕🦑🐙 Thank you so much for being a part of our journey, Luna! We'll never forget the first "your mom" jokes we shared <3

#compsplatoon We're fashionably late to announce that, last Thursday, Washed got 3rd place Silver Bracket in Trans Cup Summer 2025!!! JESTER wandered off, so we replaced her with an auto bomb 🐤💨 Sets below, and ggs everyone! REMEMBER, YOU ARE LOVED! 💕🦑🐙

#compsplatoon Last Sunday, Washed took on Crobattle Royale: 10th Edition and were 1st to get knocked out! We won a grand total of one game to a DC, but we didn't go down without a fight. Huge shoutout to @awayhealer.bsky.social for subbing for us! Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

just another #highdivsplatoon quality coaching session with @starry-echo.bsky.social 💞

#compsplatoon We had to recover from the concert, but on Wednesday, Washed caused an upset and got 5th place Gold Bracket in MIKU MIKU BEAM!!! #20 Grand Stage!!! Special thanks to our favorite sub, @michylin.bsky.social, for tagging along. Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

#compsplatoon Yesterday, Washed had the honor of being the top 4 picked for the LSL #50 rerun, and we came out 2nd! I'm so proud of all of us for pulling up with our best on little prep time! We're one step away from first, folks! Look out! Sets and special thanks below 🦑🐙💖

IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SPECIALS?????

#compsplatoon Washed got 4th in Shark Tank: Shallow Waters #17 on Monday! Our team had a strong showing despite our tragic dcs. Nintendo was testing us before dropping third kits to shake up our comp 😤😤😤 Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

Hey! News fresh off the press: Washed was chosen out of the top four in LSL #50 for the re-run! We hope you'll cheer us on this Sunday @ 1:00 PM EST! 🐙🦑

#compsplatoon Washed got 4th place in LSL #50 Diamond Bracket! Our highest placement yet, and so close to podium! We'll get it next time for sure 😤 Shoutout to our great friend @michylin.bsky.social for subbing with us 💖 Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

#compsplatoon Here's a step by step guide on how I schedule with my team! I hope this helps, and I'll link lettucemeet + hammertime for the timecodes (which I talked about in a separate post) in the replies <3

#compsplatoon Washed got 3rd place in FTIU #78 Silver Bracket! We came back strong after a week long break and a single scrim! Sets below, and ggs to everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

#compsplatoon Washed got 5th place in FTIU #77 Gold Bracket! It was a rough loss, but that means we're *this* much closer to podium! We also broke our curse of losing sets on stream :) Sets below, ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙

#compsplatoon Washed got 5th place in Low Ink April 2025 Gamma Bracket! Lunar died of tummy hurted, but we got @tessaract.gay to sub for us! We ended with a 55% map + set win rate! I'll put our day one and two sets in the replies. We'll podium next time for sure!!!! 🦑💥🐙

#splatoonclips we got 3-0'd on stream but I double bonked so who's the REAL WINNER here

#compsplatoon Hey! Washed went an even 3-3 in Low Ink yesterday! Did you see us get 3-0'd on stream too? We're taking on Gamma Bracket this afternoon, wish us luck! 🦑🔥🐙 #compsplatoon @entomolojest.bsky.social @cupdog.bsky.social @lunarspl.bsky.social @freakeen.bsky.social

After last night's scrim, we've decided to reverse this decision! We are, in fact, washed. Thank you for your support!

Oh yeah!!! Yesterday Was-- I mean Dried played in Shark Tank: Shallow Waters #12! We got knocked out in R1 of Gold Bracket, but getting gold bracket twice!? We're so awesome and epic and cool Sets below!

Hey yall! After much consideration, the team has decided to rebrand into Dried! We hope you'll still support us and not... hang us out to dry? ;)

#compsplatoon think about what you did achieve! two placements is a pretty big deal!

#compsplatoon Washed just got 2nd place in Bronze Bracket of All 4 One #35: Splat Zones! Didn't get first place, but we'll get 'em next time! Feels good to have our first tourney as a full team. Maybe cupdog will finally turn around for us...?

no comment!

I also forgot to mention our captain uploads scrim and tournament archives to their channel ;) www.youtube.com/@jestersplat... The Shark Tank 3rd place W will be up... at some point!

I got forced into the bit... along with our new 4th member, @lunarspl.bsky.social!!! Welcome to the team!!! Sadly we had to drop Low Ink, but that gives us more time to grind as a full roster! 💪🦑 WASHED STOCKS ARE RISING 📈📈📈📈📈🔥🔥🔥🔥