Magnificently phrased question to Polanski from ITV who asked about the idea of water, asking if the extra tax yields would be more than cancelled out by the drop in productivity caused by "everybody pissing all the time".

Genuinely don't think most people care one way or the other - but if you force the debate, the results may not be what Labour expects

the so called "Straight" -Every lad who bullied me as a teenager who still managed to have my number pegged somehow

Never forget loool PRICK

For the 2nd time in my life, I am fighting for my life arguing that The Boy Friend (1971) is a good film Why does God always give me his gayest battles?

Me trying to explain fascism to students: "A lot has to do with fear of supposedly stable gendered boundaries blurring, and how that maps onto racial and national hierarchies. But can I really say transphobia is the lodestone to fascism?" Aleksandr Dugin: "Ukrainians are collective transgenders."

Bring back proper games journalism.

I am once again asking you to just say a kid did a jobby

Important philosophy question: why is the 3rd outfit you try on always the right one? And if you tried that one 1st, would it have been right or is it always the secret 3rd thing?

Forever haunted by the vision of my manager putting up a Mental Health Awareness Week poster on the same day they tried to discipline me for being too anxious to come to work on 1 (one) occasion

*holds finger to ear* I'm hearing The New Statesman is doing a Mandy Rhodes

So much this, it's more the setting up of a "moderate" camp which ~just so happens~ to take the position that makes Bezos the most money

Feels incredibly weird to finally have a diagnosis for ADHD after a mere 40 years of [wanders off before completing post]

the way that straight people are allowed to retcon lgbt history is disgusting.

The greatest local Facebook drama in history

*youth pastor voice* you know who else had his platform taken away by a jealous empire? www.google.com/amp/s/www.bb...

Only needed to phone the Embassy once this holiday so I guess that's personal growth or something 🤷‍♂️

Tobl Of Rone

When the Govt said "we will use AI", people read "a large language model will give you the wrong council tax bill and then call you a slur"

Writing a 2000 word document I've been putting off for weeks in 38 minutes >>>

The vet was trying to give us chicken flavoured toothpaste for the cat which raises many questions, like why is this not available for humans and did you notice the cat has no teeth?

There's a queue in Lidl like an execution and some guy is recounting his custody battle in great detail

Opening Facebook is like going through a portal, please check on your das, they are not OK

It's the most wonderful day of the year

Just ordered her a SIM on my card and she said "what about the fiver a month?" so I've told her she owes me £15 if she's spared til March

My main takeaway from this feud is they stole each other's spot: Kyle is the new Next Main Event guy and Will is the new Shittest Hair guy

“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”

Love my new Christmas tree ornament…

My mum just started a sentence with "if I'm spared til March" Nothing like some festive cheer

Merry Christmas.

My boss, telling me to add a single line to a document on Christmas Eve Eve

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

Had a rare instance of someone else in the Post Office using it to post things Would have thought I was in the wrong place if the guy in front of me wasn't laundering money

There is simply not enough pish in the world to decorate this absolute unit

Who's hungry?

Working very hard today

HHH must pay for his War Games crimes

Apparently I'm "not ready" because I "don't have trousers on" Sounds like we're making up these rules as we go

Spending 1 (one) night in a hotel but still packing a full suitcase, including a 4 way extension to maximise the amount of free electricity I can steal

It's snowing and we're arguing about whether Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is a Christmas film, might as well be Christmas day

Marginalised groups have consistently argued for a politics of liberation and the most disingenuous people have still just called it "identity politics"

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Those Who Remember Real Binmen Starter Pack

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

Like if you remember toast

Some of us are finding new haters and providing more diverse forums for our loyal base of existing haters Each to their own, I guess

We need a leftist Michael Walker

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