Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

That Austrian climber has been found guilty A former girlfriend of his testified that he also left her alone while hiking the same mountain 👀 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

HYVÄ SUOMI!!! 🇫🇮

Sure why not?

Home. Not the cottage, just my house. Always prettier in winter.

Don’t even know what I ordered but delicious.

I’m sorry but if you find Barry Keoghan attractive there’s probably some bigger issues you should be addressing… like being trusted to use adult scissors.

This image is being printed on a candle somewhere. I just know it. 😅

I believe all jobs should be explained with 00’s emo music cadence.

Dry January not going well

Real

Does this dipshit ever have a single good and consistent take?

The Falkland Islands don’t even seem that cool

More of a dogs person but dad’s cat will suffice

Doing some holiday self care* *cleaning up my Steam

Working on December 23rd

Cheeses meeses Buy a book Honking Who did NOT die Let’s see what other Christmas trope did I miss carried over from twitter?

Bill Clinton watching the 2016 Presidential debates like

What’s your favourite song about the rain? ☔️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=PXat...

Also seeing people on here I thought I was chummy with 🙃

Seeing people on here that have me blocked on Twitter

That was NOT the big, beautiful Bill Trump was referring to.

Weekend AND paid today? Fuck yeah.

Less than 30 seconds to repost or retweet or whatever someone consistently is a level of down bad and needing to touch grass never before seen.

The Irish continue to not send their best. Neutral in 1939, but occupied or invaded by the Nazis and/or Soviets by 1941: — Denmark — Netherlands — Belgium — Luxembourg — Finland — Estonia — Latvia — Lithuania — Greece — Yugoslavia — Romania Neutrality in a world of predators means you get eaten.

Fuck yeah

LMAO come on

"Sorry for your floss."

Can't wait to see who steals this

Oh, and I treated myself because spending money like an idiot seems to make me happy.

Tuesdays in Tampere. Local delicacy.

Looking forward to Donald Tusk’s liberation of occupied lands

Zhyr spilling tea and validating a few suspicions with receipts has made a boring Wednesday very entertaining.

Got curious and checked someone’s timeline… does being a reply guy not get exhausting?

It’s Mississippi so these monkeys have probably all been fucked

Here is a comprehensive list of why people on SNAP, are on SNAP: 1. They need food assistance. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Just saw a 'sexy' photo I sent to someone and holy shit I'm never beating the crazy eyes allegations

My dentist seems to think I have more money or a comprehensive benefits benefits package than a physicist will ever have

Many such cases!

@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social How's the pupper?

Friday treat to myself

Finnish defeated Google Translate and our language still has a 100% victory rate against ChatGPT too I see. Poor tourist asked for laundry when ordering a kebab.

...can you blame them?

I’ve never seen someone in a Barbour jacket that didn’t have an unhealthy fixation with their dog.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

Ghosted on Bumble again

Sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, you know?