Had the misfortune of dealing with an Irish nuclear physicist this week and now that he’s gone I can at least rant here: you’re not colonised anymore. Shit’s been fine for like 30 years. What’s with this weird permanent victim mentality? It’s history, not a personality trait.

Spent money on myself

More shit from twitter I’m not in? Super.

Shot + chaser

NGL I’m feeling really burnt out you guys

Weekend mode

Shit, maybe

Everything but the chickpeas are as local as it gets ☺️

You should eat pussy with more ferocity than an XL bully eats a toddler

Jets fans finally saw a touchdown

Saturday

“He looks like someone tried to create Benidorm from first principles” may be one of my favourite insults of 2026

Former NBA player Yao Ming returned to his alma mater, Shanghai Jiao Tong University (SJTU), to attend the university's 130th anniversary celebration. I never watched the NBA, so it could be anyone pictured.

Not sure if "bad" but: If there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, it won't visit humanity given the vastness and physical capabilities. Any effort to visit Earth given anything we put out will be far too late for physical contact.

Funnily enough I am also pork pie inspired

Kebabs and shawarma are too saucy lately

*Watching Artemis II re-entry with my dad* Dad: So what happens next? Me: You saw Apollo 13, they get air lifted out. Dad: What on the spaceship was nuclear? You know nuclear. Me: I'm a nuclear physicist, not an astrophysicist. Dad: No nuclear? Me: God, I hope not.

My week in memes

A tale of two attention spans

Battle of wills

Easter noms

God I miss Jen. She is the sweetest, most kind-hearted person I met online. Can't speak but still effective as fuck at communicating, and I'm ever so grateful I snapped this shot of her being just... downright adorable.

Drinks are hitting HARD tonight. Might make some glizzies and lose badly on Vicky 3

Some die of thirst while others drown

Iran knew most Americans can’t read 4 pages of articulately written content so had to get through any way they could

5 herbs and spices to know me by: Dill Parsley White pepper Cardamom Juniper

I'm an ally and everything but I don't consider myself to be fat, and I'm not trans. Or is this person into large trans people?

Paper was rejected

Oh Spags deleted her account. FFS 😔

Spring is here... wouldn't fucking know it lmao

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

That Austrian climber has been found guilty A former girlfriend of his testified that he also left her alone while hiking the same mountain 👀 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

HYVÄ SUOMI!!! 🇫🇮

Sure why not?

Home. Not the cottage, just my house. Always prettier in winter.

Don’t even know what I ordered but delicious.

I’m sorry but if you find Barry Keoghan attractive there’s probably some bigger issues you should be addressing… like being trusted to use adult scissors.

This image is being printed on a candle somewhere. I just know it. 😅

I believe all jobs should be explained with 00’s emo music cadence.

Dry January not going well

Real

Does this dipshit ever have a single good and consistent take?

The Falkland Islands don’t even seem that cool

More of a dogs person but dad’s cat will suffice

Doing some holiday self care* *cleaning up my Steam

Working on December 23rd

Cheeses meeses Buy a book Honking Who did NOT die Let’s see what other Christmas trope did I miss carried over from twitter?

Bill Clinton watching the 2016 Presidential debates like