Part snack, part core memory.

Every single article, photo, and comment I have read about both the food and the culture at this restaurant make me think that The Menu was a documentary, and not a horror film.

Someone left Bible propaganda inside my #library book, and I’m fucking pissed about it. Do I let the librarians know when I return it?

There are so many teams (across all sports, at all levels) that wouldn't allow this to happen, even for a single moment. Bless Minnesota for allowing her 3 laps because, "No, no, she's got a point." Curious if she got more laps after they took her sign away, because that would make it even better.

This was a *great* decision! But omg I'm so full now. Drastically over-estimated how many fries to make.

Sometimes, you really want a burger. So you make it happen.

Ok, that was genuinely unpleasant to drink. I added a glug of Del Santo (more than I had intended, oops) and basically turned it into an herbal gin fizz. #DrinkCheck failure and recovery?

Powdered egg whites still aren’t working for me. And they smell horrible. At least this one had a tiny bit of foam, but it’s more like soap foam than egg white. The drink also feels more astringent than a cocktail without the egg white; literally making my mouth pucker and dry. Standard gin sour

Still has replies turned off, and it feels like they’re encouraging their 3000 followers to gang up on me, instead of replying directly to me and having a conversation. This is just bullying. Your quoting me was mean-spirited and put me on the defensive.

So @evangaylion.bsky.social claims they aren’t putting me on blast, but quotes me and turns off replies? Doesn’t know me or anything about me. I have no problem with infusions. A salty, smoky savory dip loaded with garlic infused into any drink is a cursed idea. Mayyyybe a bloody, but beyond that?

Made extra veg with yesterday’s osso buco so I could turn it into a ragout today. 7+ hours all in, we have dinner. #DinnerCheck #HomeCooking

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

I have long defended my love of Chili's, but this is fucked up. My love for the trans community far outweighs my love of the chips and salsa and affordable lunch deals. Not even a comparison. I hope they take strong and serious measures to change their operations. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS.

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Added two full bottles to the collection! The little one is unopened, and the big one looks like it might’ve been used once? Trinidad sours are definitely on the #DrinkCheck menu!

I am NOT looking forward to this; it was 90F a few days ago, but only 64F yesterday (glorious). But at least I'm picking up some Ango from a neighbor who's moving, so I can Trinidad Sour my way through the hot weekend.

I let the intrusive thoughts and hungry grocery shopping win and put the little container of lox trimmings in my cart. And what a good decision that was. A happy #LittleTreat. Also didn’t forget to top with fresh dill this morning.

Mar-teeny #DrinkCheck Ango for scale. Can’t even use my regular picks because I have a basic understanding of physics.

Got tired of always buying the little cans. Wasn’t bad when they used to be 50¢, but now they’re over a dollar?? And this entire jar was $1.99. No brainer. Especially since tomato paste freezes great.

New name for the shower just debuted.

Got 5 new puzzles yesterday thrifting and swapping, but they're still down in the car (three floors down, and my body hurts). And despite the 30 I have on hand to choose from, I feel like "Noooo, why can't I start a puzzle now. They're all in the car!" WHY ARE BRAINS LIKE THIS?!

What the actual fuck

Grocery shopping hungry is about to bring chaos into my kitchen. The Lima beans are the most expensive item of these three…

It’s 83F INSIDE my apartment. This #DrinkCheck is hitting the spot. It’s kinda like a michelada, but without the tomato. Even though I’m very much cheating at lacing 😂😂 @malzliebchen.bsky.social @beerinator.com

Happy Daylight Saving Day! The later sunset makes it easier to drive home with…

Laughing like shit at this. Fuck this clown.

Sunset guava daiquiri #DrinkCheck 71F and a break in the crazy winds. Perfect for a pre-dinner balcony cocktail.

@realnormmiller.bsky.social I just stumbled across the most outrageous #horrormovie description I've seen in some time. Have you watched this one? Psychos In Love! I might have to watch (or at least try; my ability to DNF is unrivaled, lol)

Hold up. This isn't an Onion headline. Wait, this isn't an Onion headline??? This... is not an Onion headline. Jesus fucking christ.

is anything better? no but are things worse for Kristi Noem specifically? you bet

This feels very on brand

I wanna be excited that ICE Barbie is out, but this admin is a like fucking Hydra. Next guy's probably gonna be even worse. Nuke the whole administration from space. Aren't we supposed to have lasers for that??

Congress better laugh in the Pentagon's face and tell them to fuck off.

How to win in November

Like, the point of science is a search for knowledge. Every scientist I've ever known is a wealth of knowledge, and they're dying to talk about it -- excitedly! They will talk with such passion about things you didn't realize weren't boring, lol

If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.

#DrinkCheck experiment commencing: pompelmocello. At least my kitchen smells awesome now.

#SnackCheck #EatTheRainbow

ANOTHER PROOFTEXT FOR WHY BILLIONAIRES (aka not Ms. Parton) SHOULD NOT EXIST (ps still believe Ms. Parton is a lamed vavnik) (tradition teaches that there are 36 unidentified righteous people at any given moment whose actions hold up the whole world.)

"I should really check on my parking/fix-it tickets to see when they're due by." Oh shit -- today! Thus shifting guilt away from forgetting to hang my permit (and getting a no-front-plate ticket because I wrote FUCK ICE on my window), into patting self on back for avoiding late fees!

🤞please be a Black trans Jewish lesbian 🤞

These stickers on a Macan?? Heyyyy new bestie!

Catching up on Grey's Anatomy (yes, it's bad; no, I can't quit), and Kate Walsh looks THE SAME! Hot dang!

I am shocked -- SHOCKED -- to hear that the mango mussolini didn't go through the proper, legal channels before killing innocent civilians and children! He would never!

JUST FUCKING DROP DEAD ALREADY! I have never in my life wished for someone's demise like this, but I don't see any other way this ends.

Killing schoolgirls in Operation Le Epic Bacon so people forget about the dead economy and the president's pedophile best friend for ten minutes.