Big Man Touchdown

Shades of "just realized the kids are being a little *too* quiet upstairs"

Heart Attack Horns 🤘

When is Shaun White's turn?

I think our attorney is trying to tell me my emails are too long

Melania and Morbius double-feature

Это странно, что сериал «Пони» вызывает у меня немного тоски по Москве?

[Trading in my old phone earlier] Verizon guy: What's your number so I can look up the account Me: Two-eight-one Verizon guy: Three-three-oh? Both of us and two other Verizon guys sitting at the desk: Eight-zero-zero-fo'

Nick, no!

Ben Kingsley is a treasure

Sheriff Country sounds like a name SNL would come up to parody a network drama

Coke Zero tallboy

NORMALIZE 👏 CRYING 👏 AT 👏 WORK 👏

I just wanna say, #JusticeForKeon and that I will not tolerate slander against my spiritual son

Quick Venn diagram of people who said we should pay college football players and people who are accusing Mark Cuban of buying Indiana a national title

God willing the Hoosiers just closed the portal to hell that the Chicago Cubs opened in 2016.

They did it, man. They actually fuckin' did it.

SEC: “It’s hard to win a title in the current college football environment.” Indiana University [rollerskating backward]: “It’s not that hard.”

YES... HA HA HA... YES!

You know who else put His body on the line?

How does Curt Cignetti deal with the back pain associated with carrying around those gargantuan balls

HOLY SHIT DUDE

One thing I like about Cignetti is that he looks like he's equally likely to do your taxes or stab you in the jugular

Chris Fowler out here giving away state secrets

Wait, Indiana the *basketball* team

Man, Tucker to LAD really stings

Sark to Bills, I'm hearing

Sean McDerm-out

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Stay tuned, I guess

lol

HOLY SHIT

Look, I already Billieved this weekend. I do not even dare to Bearlieve.

Well, well, well. How about that?

Man, this game is gross

I gotta be honest, I think the shit Cris Collinsworth is saying tonight is at least half as dumb as anything Tony Romo has said during the playoffs

I'm having déjà vu

Why is Ryan Clark screaming lol

The Texans would be cooler if they were the Oilers.

I rep Houston pretty hard, but I am not a Texans fan. My parents were Oilers fans, and the Texans have never felt like my team. I hate their generic ass name and generic ass colors. Their roster is full of dirtbags, and their (alleged) fans have been total dicks to us when we've gone to NRG.

Everyone involved with that game will one day have to answer to God for what they've done

I support Tre White's actions

i am 100% a sore loser. i am not a good winner. do not talk to me about this football game lol

Well, that's it, I think

FUCK YOU GENE NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK

I am clinically dead

Bills, please: