Keep Austin Weird, and visit this mechanic at your own risk

Read an article in Community Impact about TaterQue, a barbeque potato joint in Pflugerville, and I found out that the owner's name is Bobby and his wife's name is Bobbie, and I cannot imagine how confusing that must be

[Arnold Schwarzenegger voice] Go Chahjuhs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU EVER COOK A BRICK IN AN AIR FRYER

wow i can’t believe josh allen is doing all this while he’s pregnant

This sucks

Birthday was a resounding success. Pancakes, rhinestone boots, cheesecake, Shiner Bock, and old friends. Sláinte, prosit, and za zdorovye.

It's Friday! My desk is almost clean! I have fewer than 50 emails in my inbox! Why does this feel foreboding!

I submit: Rai Benjamin and Bryce Deadmon as the Houston METRORail

While updating my Otezla copay assistance information today, I discovered Dallas Goedert also suffers from moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, and that's why I'm rooting for the Eagles

Still thinking about this lol

I think the Texans might win the Super Bowl

Please keep putting the camera on Kelce's face. Please.

Mahomes was picked on his 10th pass after this graphic was shown

The Bears are really, really fun to watch this season, and that is weird

HAHAHAHAHA

Sometimes when you Let James Cook, he sets the kitchen on fire

Josh Allen is magic

Kirk Ferentz watching Cignetti live his dream

As an infant Ryan Day’s mother dipped him in an enchanted lake to make him the most successful football coach of all time but ironically held him by the part of the body that encourages you to open up the pass game and toss it deep to your world class receivers.

If you went back in time ten years and told me about 2025, I really do think "#2 Indiana" would be the part I would have the most trouble believing

Indiana being 12-0 in December isn't that weird, it's just weird that it's in football

Every time I go to the dentist, they compliment me on my outfit or my makeup or something, and I'm starting to suspect it's actually a company policy and not just that I'm cute

Say what you want about millennials, but at least we didn't kill bars

Look, I'm not religious, but if the Bears do win the Super Bowl, I will be converting to Catholicism. I just think that would be enough evidence for me.

Anyone dumb enough to take that cursed ass LSU job deserves it lol

At least Aaron Rodgers can recover from this defeat by going home to his wife who is definitely a real human woman and not a large language model

I just want good things for Keon

FWIW, as a university administrator who works on discrimination claims, an administrative suspension pending an investigation/adjudication is not uncommon, even if the discrimination claim is ultimately determined to have been made in bad faith.

I was rooting for Michigan mostly because Ryan Day's beard is a crime against God

Goths have looked the same for at least 30 years

Pooooooooooooor aggies

Hahahahahaha

I GOT HOOOOOOOOES CAAAAAAAALLIN'

Luckily Texas A+M fans are normal and they’ll probably process this okay and there won’t be, for instance, hundreds of freshmen ordered to shave off all their body hair to please some freak cult superstition tonight

How drunk do my eyes look #Texas vs #TexasA&M #HookEm

No matter what, at least I have a degree from a university that doesn't worship a fake army run by a dog

Iowa is the Aubrurn of Texases

My dad told me I was "not allowed" to buy another beer, and I told him I'm almost 32 years old and he's only at this game because of me

Nothing makes you seem quite as drunk as the hiccups

I really love the AT&T commercial where Luke Wilson is in the desert and says, "When you grow up out here..." like he's from rural West Texas or something. For the uninitiated, the Wilson brothers grew up in North Dallas. They went to high school at St. Mark's.

This halftime show was actually an elaborate hex on Ohio State

Further support for my argument that Arch Manning is actually a tight end

Holy shit holy shit holy shit #Bills

PUT DAVID EDWARDS IN JAIL

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joe brady better be in those emails man i can’t take this anymore