this is what happens when 12 banana: sad #agdq2026

banana #agdq2026 #👍

egg #agdq2026 #wow

With that, may the Torment Nexus in a hotel in Pittsburgh be finally quieted. Excellent run, @jaxlersr.bsky.social! #AGDQ2026

No Smash Bros Subspace Emissary, but the true Torment Nexus revealed at a hotel in Pittsburgh at 5 AM was a great consolation prize #AGDQ2026

Doug Dimmadome: Male Gigolome

Pretty excited about the Valvetendo Gabecube ngl

Do you think his last thought was "oh shit I'm being waterboarded by God"

Well I have an appointment in two hours so I guess it's time to sit and stare at nothing until it's time to leave

Stormlight_Archives.txt

at the urgent care you guys want anything

"you don't mess with the Zohran" I say confidently while every single person on earth kicks me square in the solar plexus as hard as they can

i bet getting exploded by the fist of the north start feels incredibly good for like half a second

I'm gonna run for president on the Pro-Crimes Platform. gonna put a form on the white house website where you can submit Crimes you'd like to see done, and if they seen fun I'll do them for you, because presidents can't be accused of crimes anymore. I'm President Crimes.

it's very true. only controller that never made my hands ache over time. the Xbox elite is okay, but not nearly as good, and far too spendy imo

"the Caitlyn Jenner Tel Aviv War Experience" is the name of either the most brutal screamo band in existence or the most dogshit punk blues band ever. No in between

Hope other countries are excited for the LA Olympics!

So, I think it's time I begin, in detailed specifics, talking about the mess that is Unbound / Boundless as a book publisher, in essence stealing most of a years royalties from me and many other authors, as a result of poor financial decisions, and legal BS. Please read and share this thread.

Happy birth, friend of all worms

I forgot Emma Thompson was in the Arnold Schwarzenegger Danny DeVito mpreg movie

this one goes out to ask the hot korean moms

Are rompers pants

This whole enterprise is Big Challenges erasure and it sickens me that this is the world we live in now

I have been playing monster hunter I wish to no longer perceive the child

Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..

Here I go, here I go, here I go again Girls, what's my weakness? A) men B) juice C) societal collapse Vote now on your phones!

My grandpa Dr. Harry Abe, veteran of the segregated 442 combat unit, helped found this museum! He wanted future gens to learn from the history of the concentration camps and build an inclusive future. Proud to see JANM uphold those values and, like him, have the courage to oppose fascists 👊🏼

So anyway, I created an updated version of that XdanielArt chart that contains all the Adobe alternatives since there are a lot more now than there were back when that list was originally made, and Adobe has continued to get shittier and shittier.

boiling rocks

Hey do me a favor this #TDOV Trans folks: drop your gfm, ko-fi, cash app, whatever in this thread Everyone else: go through the comments and give em your money if able. If you can't, share this post.

how come I don't get to fail upward like all these pants-on-head idiots wrecking up the joint

i want to Drink the water from the air conditioner Hose

Just posting art

Terror in Goon Town

Why are there so many dead "Professional DM" (in the TTRPG sense) websites out there. Looking for info on the business and there's a double-dozen reasonable looking websites for individuals on the first search page that haven't been updated in the last two years. What's happening here.

How come all the JoJo are Like That but all the ladies are just regular

wayne gretzky slap shot a pizza bagel into my mouth so hard my skull explodes challenge

da discus of life

want a starlink satellite to deorbit and fuckin take me out no warning no why just BLAM maybe that will get them out of the goddamn sky

American revolution dynasty warriors. Ben Franklin lightninging swarms of redcoats. Thomas Jefferson piercing through dozens of dudes with a quill. Betsy Ross using a flag as a battle ribbon. George Washington oversized hatchet attack cherry tree whirlwind takedown.

feeling pretty whelmed right about now

just got force femmed by executive fiat and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem to deal with. welcome to hell, elected officials

think it's time to start speedrunning old Sierra point and click adventure games. really commit to being old as hell. ask me about loom 2

getting asked by a 22 year old in a ketamine ringer tee at the no contact kink mixer if the oklahoma city bombing had any good memes

should I play final fantasy 7 I haven't ever yet and now I'm worried it's too late

F it, here's the email addresses of senior Meta execs. If they want to greenlight pogroms against us, they should at least hear from us. Lindsay Elin, VP Public policy [email protected] Roy Austin, VP Civil Rights [email protected] Cynthia Deitle, General Counsel [email protected]

castle doctrine for Posts

I am watching da TV :)