More like the golden arches, amirite?

I like this Pete Buttigieg fellow.

Judy Garland at Carnegie Hall The Last Waltz show The Let it Be rooftop show

HOWLING

Does anyone else watch Trump and his war cabinet bluff their way through press questions about Iran and wonder how it might play as a musical number based on “The Press Conference Rag” (“We Both Reached For The Gun”) from Chicago? Just me? I thought so. Here’s how I imagine it:

"Letter written by Mary, Queen of Scots, prior to beheading draws crowds"--WAPO Think of the crowds if it had been written after her beheading.

“Why didn’t we have this Hillary in 2016?” You did have this Hillary — you just falsely believed she was nothing but an ice-cold bitch. Now that you’re dealing with Donald Trump, you wish that bitch were here to rescue you.

Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.

Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall

Raiders of the Lost Tora! Tora! Tora! Ark

Judge Sol Wachtler said that a good prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. I guess not, Judge Box of Wine.

I stood behind John Turturro at Pick A Bagel.

I went back to work on today's Spelling Bee and IT WAS A DIFFERENT ONE. I thought I had lost my mind, finally.

This is our whole trade negotiation strategy

Six on a Match

@bcdreyer.social That’s our boy.

Maria Bartiromo breaks news to her viewers that GDP contracted in the first quarter and it sounds like she's announcing the JFK assassination

Reminds me of Jared bringing in his friends to handle PPE distribution during early Covid. This will likely go just as well.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Several sources tell me a passel of high profile tech and also finance leaders is making a trip to Mar-a-Lago to read Trump the riot act — um talk common sense — to him on the tariffs. Their million dollar donations to the inauguration is turning into billions in losses.

The best.

Still waiting, GW Law. Not holding my breath.

Contumacious!

Summary of the spin from Gabbard, Radcliffe, Patel, etc. during this hearing: There was no classified info shared in the text group but also there needs to be a closed session to discuss the context of the chat but also there aren't specifics but also it's too detailed for the public. A mess.

Good time to watch the new Katherine Graham documentary.

Never trust a woman, Donnie.

May her memory be a blessing.

All chaps are assless.

A perverse version of "The Big Salad" episode.

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