Fish on a pizza is way more fucked up than pineapple on a pizza

Nobody Wants Wes Streeting

Going to avoid consuming any political "news" for a week or two, maybe longer; the smears, misinformation and posturing is so infuriating I can feel it shaving days off my life expectancy. I'm just going to go and vote 🟩

🔊MIX🔊 w/ Beppu, Owain K, Russ Gabriel, Baby Ford, Leo Anibaldi, Wax, Monolake, The Grid, The Orb, Marcus Paulson, Ultravox, Parallel 9, La Funk Mob/Hawtin, a squirmy rmx of Access 58 that @datassette.bsky.social sent + more (I know, I spelled Shinichi wrong on the cover🤬) youtu.be/dSS4-1qDcks?...

I don't get it. Why would anyone want a touchscreen Mac? - uncomfortable arm position - imprecise compared to trackpad - fingerprints all over the screen - hand partially obscures the screen - if it can fully fold and become an iPad, well done, you now have a shit version of a MacBook

My local pub is playing ripoff sound-alike cover versions of pop hits — what's that about? Are they really trying to save the £1.20 per day it costs for a proper PRS license? I just heard a totally gash poundland cover of Sledgehammer that made we want to never set foot in the place again.

Music For Programming: Episode 78 (Compiled by Datassette) musicforprogramming.net/seventyeight

WhAt CoUlD pOsSiBlY gO wRoNg? www.perplexity.ai/hub/blog/per...

Miles Davis "Get Up With It" shades www.ebay.co.uk/itm/22686401...

Datassette :: Offal 2 (1996-2025) (Self Released) igloomag.com/reviews/data... Thanks for the review, @igloomag.bsky.social !

The way Amazon Prime Video immediately brings up a screenful of bullshit and gives you 5 seconds to dismiss a trailer the very second a film ends makes me want to personally break into Bezos's house and kneecap the fucker

Restart the simulation please, this is all fucked.

Please don't elect a dodgy racist con man today, Manchester 🙏

I was all set to post about the gig Max and I were putting on next week with @zovietfrance.org , @datassette.bsky.social, @jo-johnson.bsky.social , @mueka.bsky.social etc at @cafeotodalston.bsky.social - but have just noticed its sold out! Anyways, now features a film, installation outside, & more

Gmail are shutting down pop3 email account fetching? WTF?

Fuckin amazing youtu.be/Ws3EAdMpEVA

Nice to pick this up today, a staggering anthology of 100 tracks/sketches/bits/offcuts/demos and whatnots from the syncretic visionary @datassette.bsky.social datassette.bandcamp.com/album/offal-...

Very strong 90s Mall Fusion & Ethno-pop cheese in here archive.org/details/AEIC...

No, internet, I would not like to go and watch a young, plucky, unstoppable actor playing a young, plucky, unstoppable ping pong enthusiast.

Today's work soundtrack is... K-Mart in-store muzak: archive.org/details/in-s... _quality guaranteed_

How many hihats have you listened to in your entire life? I reckon something like ~91,980,000 for me

Music for Programming 🧠 Episode 77: Compiled by Phonaut musicforprogramming.net/seventyseven/ (also compatible with other activities)

Dear the @petshopboys.co.uk , Please make a t-shirt with this version of your logo on it, so I can buy it. Ta, x

White rice cooking time: Simmer for 15 minutes, rest for 10 minutes. Brown rice cooking time: Simmer for SIX MONTHS

this is an absolute audio adventure, 6 full hours of kinetic / magnetic tracks of all shapes and sizes. if you're not doing something tomorrow you should spend some time diving deep into this collection (plus the vector visuals are incredibly dope)

100 tracks no fillers.. insane

OFFAL 2 (1996-2025) 🧠 available now on all good internets 💫💀🪱💎🚽 datassette.bandcamp.com/album/offal-...

OFFAL II is almost ready... 100 tracks / 6 hours 17 minutes

From 2017 but new to me 👍 physicallysick.bandcamp.com/track/my-sor...

Ecstatic dancing at an immersive deep listening party? Sure. No mixing? Yup. We’ll just play wonky emotional bangers about joy? 100%! on.soundcloud.com/7ReL1KwmHfy5...

Just dropping in to say that all Frequency Domain releases (and sublabel releases) are now pay what you like until the end of the year. Ten years and not out... quite. Look after yourselves ;)

Kareem Rahma: So what's your take? Me: Modern pianists play Eric Satie's Gnossiennes with way too much rubato

RIP Chris Rea

RIP Chris Rea misc-works.bandcamp.com/track/white-...

Sam Altman is one vocal fry croak away from sounding exactly like RFK

Presti & Lagoya & Bream & Segovia

This archive is amazing: 7000+ archive radio shows mostly from the 1960s-70s with all the original continuity, jingles and ads. Fully intact little time capsules. www.mixcloud.com/retroradiojoe/

A new pair of shoes for your brain: Music For Programming – Episode 76 Compiled by Material Object ( @mtrlobjt.bsky.social ) musicforprogramming.net/seventysix

This still pops into my head all the time

Halfway through this decade now, wondering if we'll survive to 2030 apocalypse-free. At the end of the last one, I did a wee radio mix of some of the best from 2010-2019. Bloody heck it was a good decade for music, this is but a tiny fraction: soundcloud.com/datashat/mis...

peak Gerald Donald magic from 2002, still does the trick www.youtube.com/watch?v=empJ...

This update for my game that came out today will BURN BELLY FAT and make you 9 BILLION PERCENT more attractive www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj7M...

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS www.youtube.com/watch?v=wubk...

Any vector graphics fans over in Sydney might want to go and pick this up: www.facebook.com/groups/retro... Incredibly rare Evans & Sutherland PS300 multi-colour vector graphics workstation going for *free* 😱 One of the graphics modes in the V99 engine ( v99.systems ) is an ode to this display.

Oi! There's a new beta of Utopia Must Fall available now. If you've bought the game on Steam* you can check it out by opting into the beta. Works on Steamdeck now too! * = It's on sale right now and costs less than a pint of beer, and I'm skint because everything else is expensive, please buy it.

Isn't that enough autotune and buzzy trance synths now? Pls stop. I beg you. It's like a cheesegrater to the brain.

ChatGPT5 is such a little gaslighty bastard