Yesterday, an elderly couple came aboard the train and I watched six people get up to offer their seats. Not only that, no one took the emptied seats until the couple were settled and then the six of them had a "polite-off" to determine who would sit down. This has been a Canadian Moment.

Sometimes, Zoom, Skype and Google Meets need a conch option. Only the person with the conch can speak. Maybe a time limit for person holding the couch or a boulder falls on you and the couch is taken from you.

QTP with a gif of a powerful woman!

Today is National Donut Day - a definite Hole-y day. Glaze 'em if you got 'em.

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Someone tried to sell me two hundred and eighty eight jokes. I told him they were too gross. Ba da cha These are the jokes people, work with me.

Sandwich buns so soft and fluffy that I can’t come up with a PG comparison. #ohmy #buns

Cortex keeps great company. Shoutout to @davethegame.bsky.social who shared this me and @vorpahlsword.bsky.social who wrote it (correct me if I’m wrong there Amy!)

The St. Lawrence and I. #notamusical

Not an awesome first day, but we're at least 1/3rd of the way through our funding goal! Help make our goofy little adventures a reality! #DnD

And we are LIVE for a 21 day run! Back "Odd Jobs", four screwball short adventures for #DnD 5E! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dli...

I am pondering truth, gods, twinkies and pork chops - but not necessarily in that order.

Okay give me 5 NON-D&D TTRPGs to get to know you: 1. Serenity RPG (Cortex Classic) 2. Star Wars WEG 1st edition 3. Daggerheart 4. Ars Magica 5. Top Secret

I would like to inject some childlike wonder back into his life. But the syringe is awfully big and I am betting it has to be in the tushy.

God grant me Serenity. The spaceship, not the piece of mind because with a spaceship I wouldn't need the piece of mind. `Cause I`d have a spaceship.

Ever been so tired that you cam't garble your furbooh hinder slush zzzzzzzzzzz

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. -Erica Jong

I may be cynical, but it strikes me that "let it be" really are not words of wisdom and, not always the answer. Sorry Paul.

I remember making myself coffee. I do not remember drinking my coffee. I lost my coffee to a random flux in the space time continuum. Must investigate further.

Just once I would like to visit my doctor and have him say "you are in good health and you have developed a super power. Here is a script for a latex suit"

There is still no cure for mornings, but coffee helps with the symptoms.

Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.

Happy May 1st! International Poledancing day. ...or something like that.

Today's weather report - Mostly sucky today followed by wide scattered lousy. There may be blowing crappy later on this afternoon.

Post an image from a game you played as a teenager First game I bought for myself

#DragonTuesday A white dragon for @clarak222.bsky.social

Some of my friends. @alacrity17.bsky.social @queenkunt.bsky.social @cryptan.bsky.social @mymystery.bsky.social @fedtfupofthemall.bsky.social @skdelph.bsky.social @dangerousdrink948.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social

I love you so The fact I can You have no clue I have no idea Autosuggest poetry.

Ever make a soup on whim that turns out so good that you want to write it out and ... what did I do again? #firstworldsoupproblems

Chief Exec: Any Ideas? Writer 1: Talking Animals! Writer 2: Evil Stepmother! Writer 3: Let's Kill the parents! -Brainstorming at Disney

Jazz always makes me a little sad because it makes me think of poor Charle Brown wandering around in the snow trying to find the meaning of Christmas.

There comes a time in every man's life when he must ask himself - is it as plain as heebie-jeebies or is it the existential blues? Poppies poppies poppies

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

I am feeling strange today. Kinda of a weird feeling throughout me. Kinda happy, feeling good, upbeat. Is this optimism? Have I got optimism today? Maybe I should lie down.

Sometimes when you stare into the Abyss, the Abyss says "Hey guy, like my eyes are up here."

The USA has become one of those strange civilizations in Star Trek which forces Captain Kirk/Picard to violate the Prime Directive to save it from total destruction.

Gravy a song: 🎶Sing me a song, You’re the Gravy man, Sing me a song tonight🎶

I think about going back in time and warning my younger self to relax more, enjoy life more, eat less and invest in Apple. But I doubt my younger self would listen to or trust some old dude that resembled his father anyway. So... anyone want to buy a second hand time machine?

My Skepticism borrowed my Karma and ran over your Dogma. Terribly sorry

I have asked my daughter to invent a death ray for me, but I think I want a device that will hold my coffee and float around, following me where I go. I think it would sell well and it could then fund the death ray.

I believe the transmission on my ass has failed.

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I do not pretend that duct tape is a good band aid, but sometimes you just stop the bleeding.

The place I used to go to for my CPAP supplies is now a Vape and Cannabis store. I think that is kinda ironic in an Alanna Morissette way.

Rose coloured glasses never come as bifocals. No one wants to read the fine print…

There is nothing like a good cup of coffee. And what I just drank was nothing like a good cup of coffee. Blah.

one million and two, one million and three, Hmm? Just counting the ways I love my wife. One million and four, one million and .....

Contrary the the lion/lamb theory, in Canada, March comes in like a psycho killer and leaves like a low functioning sociopath.

It was raining in the city, the hard rain, the cold rain that made humanity cling to their jackets and umbrellas like lost dreams or old lovers. I was just warming up when she walked into my office with a flash drive in her hand and a drenched business suit clinging to her body. “I have a print job”