Alacrity
@alacrity17.bsky.social
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Father, Gamer, DM/GM, Cyclist, Hiker, BBQ lover,
#actuallyautistic
(he/him)
Yesterday, an elderly couple came aboard the train and I watched six people get up to offer their seats. Not only that, no one took the emptied seats until the couple were settled and then the six of them had a "polite-off" to determine who would sit down. This has been a Canadian Moment.
about 13 hours ago
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Sometimes, Zoom, Skype and Google Meets need a conch option. Only the person with the conch can speak. Maybe a time limit for person holding the couch or a boulder falls on you and the couch is taken from you.
2 days ago
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QTP with a gif of a powerful woman!
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3 days ago
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4 days ago
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Today is National Donut Day - a definite Hole-y day. Glaze 'em if you got 'em.
6 days ago
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Mike D'Angelo
8 days ago
More good peeps to follow!
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Someone tried to sell me two hundred and eighty eight jokes. I told him they were too gross. Ba da cha These are the jokes people, work with me.
9 days ago
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Sandwich buns so soft and fluffy that I can’t come up with a PG comparison.
#ohmy
#buns
10 days ago
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Cam Banks 🇳🇿 ❌👑
14 days ago
Cortex keeps great company. Shoutout to
@davethegame.bsky.social
who shared this me and
@vorpahlsword.bsky.social
who wrote it (correct me if I’m wrong there Amy!)
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The St. Lawrence and I.
#notamusical
16 days ago
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David Flor
16 days ago
Not an awesome first day, but we're at least 1/3rd of the way through our funding goal! Help make our goofy little adventures a reality!
#DnD
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Four D&D 5E adventures where nothing is quite what it should be.
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David Flor
17 days ago
And we are LIVE for a 21 day run! Back "Odd Jobs", four screwball short adventures for
#DnD
5E!
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Four D&D 5E adventures where nothing is quite what it should be.
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I am pondering truth, gods, twinkies and pork chops - but not necessarily in that order.
17 days ago
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Okay give me 5 NON-D&D TTRPGs to get to know you: 1. Serenity RPG (Cortex Classic) 2. Star Wars WEG 1st edition 3. Daggerheart 4. Ars Magica 5. Top Secret
21 days ago
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I would like to inject some childlike wonder back into his life. But the syringe is awfully big and I am betting it has to be in the tushy.
25 days ago
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God grant me Serenity. The spaceship, not the piece of mind because with a spaceship I wouldn't need the piece of mind. `Cause I`d have a spaceship.
26 days ago
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Ever been so tired that you cam't garble your furbooh hinder slush zzzzzzzzzzz
27 days ago
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Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. -Erica Jong
29 days ago
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I may be cynical, but it strikes me that "let it be" really are not words of wisdom and, not always the answer. Sorry Paul.
about 1 month ago
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I remember making myself coffee. I do not remember drinking my coffee. I lost my coffee to a random flux in the space time continuum. Must investigate further.
about 1 month ago
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Just once I would like to visit my doctor and have him say "you are in good health and you have developed a super power. Here is a script for a latex suit"
about 1 month ago
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There is still no cure for mornings, but coffee helps with the symptoms.
about 1 month ago
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Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.
about 1 month ago
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Happy May 1st! International Poledancing day. ...or something like that.
about 1 month ago
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Today's weather report - Mostly sucky today followed by wide scattered lousy. There may be blowing crappy later on this afternoon.
about 1 month ago
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Post an image from a game you played as a teenager First game I bought for myself
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about 1 month ago
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Nevyn
about 2 months ago
#DragonTuesday
A white dragon for
@clarak222.bsky.social
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Mike D'Angelo
about 2 months ago
Some of my friends.
@alacrity17.bsky.social
@queenkunt.bsky.social
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@skdelph.bsky.social
@dangerousdrink948.bsky.social
@eugeniat2.bsky.social
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I love you so The fact I can You have no clue I have no idea Autosuggest poetry.
about 1 month ago
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Ever make a soup on whim that turns out so good that you want to write it out and ... what did I do again?
#firstworldsoupproblems
about 2 months ago
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Chief Exec: Any Ideas? Writer 1: Talking Animals! Writer 2: Evil Stepmother! Writer 3: Let's Kill the parents! -Brainstorming at Disney
about 2 months ago
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Jazz always makes me a little sad because it makes me think of poor Charle Brown wandering around in the snow trying to find the meaning of Christmas.
about 2 months ago
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There comes a time in every man's life when he must ask himself - is it as plain as heebie-jeebies or is it the existential blues? Poppies poppies poppies
about 2 months ago
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Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
about 2 months ago
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I am feeling strange today. Kinda of a weird feeling throughout me. Kinda happy, feeling good, upbeat. Is this optimism? Have I got optimism today? Maybe I should lie down.
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes when you stare into the Abyss, the Abyss says "Hey guy, like my eyes are up here."
about 2 months ago
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The USA has become one of those strange civilizations in Star Trek which forces Captain Kirk/Picard to violate the Prime Directive to save it from total destruction.
about 2 months ago
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Gravy a song: 🎶Sing me a song, You’re the Gravy man, Sing me a song tonight🎶
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about 2 months ago
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I think about going back in time and warning my younger self to relax more, enjoy life more, eat less and invest in Apple. But I doubt my younger self would listen to or trust some old dude that resembled his father anyway. So... anyone want to buy a second hand time machine?
about 2 months ago
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My Skepticism borrowed my Karma and ran over your Dogma. Terribly sorry
about 2 months ago
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I have asked my daughter to invent a death ray for me, but I think I want a device that will hold my coffee and float around, following me where I go. I think it would sell well and it could then fund the death ray.
2 months ago
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I believe the transmission on my ass has failed.
2 months ago
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Mike D'Angelo
2 months ago
Follow my longtime friends:
@tettig.bsky.social
@alacrity17.bsky.social
@skdelph.bsky.social
@thommalyn305.bsky.social
@stephenmurphy91.bsky.social
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I do not pretend that duct tape is a good band aid, but sometimes you just stop the bleeding.
2 months ago
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The place I used to go to for my CPAP supplies is now a Vape and Cannabis store. I think that is kinda ironic in an Alanna Morissette way.
2 months ago
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Rose coloured glasses never come as bifocals. No one wants to read the fine print…
2 months ago
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There is nothing like a good cup of coffee. And what I just drank was nothing like a good cup of coffee. Blah.
2 months ago
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one million and two, one million and three, Hmm? Just counting the ways I love my wife. One million and four, one million and .....
2 months ago
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Contrary the the lion/lamb theory, in Canada, March comes in like a psycho killer and leaves like a low functioning sociopath.
3 months ago
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It was raining in the city, the hard rain, the cold rain that made humanity cling to their jackets and umbrellas like lost dreams or old lovers. I was just warming up when she walked into my office with a flash drive in her hand and a drenched business suit clinging to her body. “I have a print job”
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3 months ago
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