i sneeze. cats go zoom. every time. part of me wonders what would happen should I sneeze in the Humane society's shelter, would the building explode with cats flying everywhere?

@tompowelljr.bsky.social just saw the video about not being able to send frozen deep dish pizza to Canada, have you tried Pizzeria Uno, I know they sell it in stores, then all you need is to get it shipped.

Interesting, new "old" radio station in Cincinnati with a retro playlist has " returned". What station you ask? Obviously it's WKRP. No joke.

youtu.be/9OCdNx3niO0?... My current earworm.

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

We need a law that requires every commercial we are forced to watch because we are using the Internet, the time spent watching should be logged and deducted from the cost of our subscription price. Want my attention, pay me motherfucker.

So, Ted Turner died at 87. Sorry I thought he died many years ago.

I've got a small lamp base, just right for a single bare bulb. I've been using a green Led in it with a White ball style paper lantern over it. Nice, enough to see and not step on stuff like animals but not bright. Thinking of ordering a six bulb multicolored set, just to change things up.

Just thinking, I wonder how badly I'd have been punished when the Parents tried that "There are children starving in_____(insert stereotype of "poor") so you eat it", but if I had offered to take those kids my food, yeah that would have been seen as smartass and punishment would ensue.

Moms card sent.

Ok, the pharmacy is dealt with, now to find a mother's day card, something funny or she uses the words in the card against you in your next disagreement.

Man, wrestling with the filter on the refrigerator, it almost won. Won't come out and refused to go back in, I finally managed to get it done but damn . If I ever have to buy another no fucking water filters that require an act of violence to change.

@mickeyd123.bsky.social @onewickedwonka.bsky.social

Well I managed to get the backyard cut yesterday. Got a deep dish pizza for later today.

some days are diamonds some days are

Serkis has changed the ending of Animal Farm. Perhaps they'll update the Mona Lisa sometime soon, we need one for the "New Generation".

youtube.com/watch?v=Or9i... somehow I missed this one years ago.

When I went to vote today there were more people scrambling for last minute votes than I've seen in a long time.

Gonna go vote early today.

Trying to get a version of the Wilhelm scream for my phone, thought I'd use it for certain alerts, not general alerts, that's all I need a phone screaming off and on through the night.

Well, got to go get Doug's car tags, forgot about it, so I have a late fee to pay, at least it's early enough so they aren't going to tag and tow it. Sigh, mo money mo money mo money going out.

Overheard someone talking about her little heathens(her words) watching some shit on tv and then tearing around the house jumping over shit and screaming "Parkour"... at which point I decided not my circus, not my clowncar.

Oh, I forgot, Happy 4 20 to those that Celebrate...

Well I have bought different cat litter, switching from a clay based to a clumping wood based litter. It's cheaper and more environmentally friendly than clay, not to see if they will use it. Fingers 🤞 crossed

@wookietron9000.bsky.social I was just in the store and I saw Jumex, the Mexican Company that makes juices and nectars now sells " hard" nectars including 🥭 mango! Sounds tasty and dangerous so I knew you'd want to know.

Mower is here, batteries charging. It says the battery is good for about 40 minutes and that's about All the energy I have before I need to rest so hopefully it will work out for me.

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

Just ordered my new mower. Hope it's good enough to get me through.

Windows open until it gets too warm...

76 degrees with the window open

another one of those imagined AI things.

Cool, Space Ghost and the Herculoids are coming on MeTVToons Saturday! My favorites as a kid.

Damn phone keeps spamming me with notifications to create pic slideshows. I don't want to.

Wow, some of the neighbors cleaned up the pile of limbs I cut off the trees and left laying, I piled them up and was honestly trying to figure out what to do with them, possibly waiting for them to dry and burning them in my fire pit we never used.

Turns out Russia, Russia, Russia was worse than we thought

I was bad. I bought the container of cheesecake instead of just getting cream cheese. We'll see how badly by blood sugar goes off, I'm not prone to eating a fuckton at once but I have to watch the 'just a nibble' because I'll nibble up a fuckton and not even notice.

I mean, honestly, this is what it's sounded like talking to people in MN for the past 4-5 months

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Will this make me feel better? Let's find out

So many people, so worried about the eggs and chocolate stuff this Easter. You can keep all that, I just want the basket of Grass.

Still trying to figure out the next few months and I'm being hit with lawn maintenance already. I don't know if I will even be here for the summer yet but money scrambling never stops.

Welp, got the final bill for Doug for the water/waste disposal, $3.36. paid. The last one will be the power and I'll have that changed into my name this month.

Good doggie 🐶

San Diego just gave us the best reveal of No Kings Day. #NoKings

Refried black beans mixed with beef chorizo, cheddar cheese and Salsa. With tortilla chips. It's what's for lunch//dinner.

Well, $30 bucks to replace all the florescent lights in the kitchen. Saw some LED replacement bulbs but don't know for sure that they would work, bulbs are non refundable items so I can't afford to gamble that they will work. More research needed.

RIP Nicholas Brendon, Sleep well, Xander.