lost my Munk last night 17.5 years is nothing when eternity would be too short glad my little ditch kitten stuck it out for one more birthday together over the weekend

I wanted to bury my face in my hands, sink down to the floor, and slip into my media, but I didn’t. After twelve long seconds, the intense feeling subsided.

celebrated 34 with a 7-mile run ✨ special numbers ✨

somehow Instagram has decided that I, a person whose only new clothing purchases this year were for running, should get repeat ads for a $7600 dress

big fan of bags in general, really

my dog’s new favorite thing is being chased around the house with an empty garbage bag

No. of trick-or-treaters: 75 No. of unopened candy bags: 3

something nice and interesting www.espn.com/olympics/sto...

puppy has been 5k’d and is as chill as she is likely to get ahead of trick-or-treaters (not very)

one nice thing about going to an animal-mascot school is that I can dig out my game day tiger ears and call it a Halloween costume

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

getting there

I make Chewy profiles only for pets with RX stuff → only older/sicker pets have Chewy profiles → can’t bear to delete the profiles when they’re no longer needed → Chewy just emailed me to wish a Happy National Cat Day to a kitty who’s been gone for three years

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THE STAGES OF WATCHING THE SCENE FROM "INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE" WHERE INDY SAYS "NAZIS — I HATE THESE GUYS": AGE 9: I hate Nazis too, Indy!!!! AGE 19: Yeah, whatever, another Nazi movie AGE 29: Oh actually that line's hilarious lol AGE 39: I hate Nazis too, Indy!!!!

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

she doesn’t know she has to help hand out Halloween candy on Friday

also saw a middle schooler dressed as Kylo Ren 5+ years after the last movie so again Disney wtf were you thinking saying no to a new one!!

the DASH bus! The banana stand!! The Imperial March!!! Ahsoka!!!! I am never missing this parade again

people are already parking on our street for the Halloween parade and my dog is Not Having It

talk about a jump scare: my dog and I just ran past a gas station blaring “Fight Song”

With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness. Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.

still nice (suffered all summer for these October river runs 🔥🔥)

17yo cat, who weighs all of 5 lbs., blanket-burrows so aggressively he almost knocked me out of bed

picked up a dozen spooky books at the library with plans to devour at least three of them this weekend so why am I suddenly ~150 pages deep in an Ali Hazelwood reread instead

Pink Bony Club Alexandria, VA

i’ve already been on the internet too much today

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

the Empire-banners-everywhere Lothal takeover in S3 is uh hitting differently this time around

this weather makes me want to jump in a leaf pile, drink hot apple cider, and watch You’ve Got Mail

unless the story is "how three feisty kids locked JK Rowling in a closet on set and then just went home" I'm not interested

The DC ACLU is suing on behalf of a man who was arrested by a National Guardsman and MPD officers for playing the Imperial March (from Star Wars) as an act of protest. www.acludc.org/app/uploads/...

when the fridge opens

Emperor Palpatine xkcd.com/3157/

There is no difference between Trump destroying the East Wing and using a wrecking ball on the Washington Monument or Smithsonian. Just because he (temporarily) lives there doesn't give him the right to demolish the White House without Congressional approval.

metro magic: exited the station and my bus was actually right there, ready to go

Merkley hsa been speaking for like ~21 hours straight and it seems to have barely broken through on my TL. Feels like Booker had by this point

that’s better

🚨: finally starting A Darker Shade of Magic

he thinks our house is his house

genz boys watched too many marvel movies to be this dumb about nazis

also sorry but “they didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive” after “somehow, Palpatine returned” ???!!?!?? my god

the amount of money I would have spent on this movie… Disney why

Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works (15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

you'd think nine months in reality would have set in but i still can't believe people fucking voted for this

need louder rain for an ideal reading soundtrack

anyway. this morning’s puppy run took us to the summit of Weathertop (no Black Riders in sight, good news for a little dog scared of Halloween decorations)

my dog should get to bite you if you audibly notice your big dog is freaking her out and then cut a corner to walk straight at us while I’m actively trying to disengage her

got sad and sang old Taylor Swift songs to my cats for two hours ✌🏻

absolutely perfect wander-around-outside weather