He also does a casual triple jump. In the panda costume. It's excellent work.

LRT: yeah it's Deadpool and not Spider-Man, that actually makes the insane mad lib even better

Okay guys. Kazakhstan’s Shaidarov just did Kung Fu Fighting in a panda suit, got his ass kicked and then spun by Mortal Kombat dude and Spiderman, finished to Hit Me Baby One More Time and then hugged Jackie Chan. (Not a MadLib)

Shaidorov deserves a bonus gold for the panda routine

obviously

BB-8 makes the best pillow

god bless Honey Nut Cheerios

now that the ice is gone we should get to repurpose mattocks for bashing cars when drivers park in the fucking crosswalk

I would like to stay informed but every time I read news updates, I want to throw my phone out a window

Sir we all agree you can violate civil rights and start wars but we will not stand for you messing with the most important and sacred idea that protects every American citizen: the money

EBP running her bills thru the full GA like

This is the Alysa Liu performance everyone is talking about, and yes, you should watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrF...

where is my circa 2008 “Attack Iran? NO!” bumper sticker when I need it

it was Rise of Skywalker and it isn’t even close

this of course leads to the single worst piece of dialogue in star wars - and I include the sand speech from AotC here - "somehow, palpatine returned" nothing has ever summed up the contempt a movie has for its audience more it doesn't care to explain, or even leave a mystery box for you

let's start with the fucking fortnite shit, because oh my god this is the worst marketing brain thing I've ever seen in a movie you cannot - you cannot! - have your opening crawl reference something your audience never saw unless they played a NON STAR WARS VIDEO GAME what the FUCK, guys

Our dog would fall for Clark Kent’s disguise. She growls at me if I put my hoodie hood on.

~80 pages left in my main book but it’s not a you-have-time-to-read-80-pages-before-bed kind of night but I’m close enough to the end that if I read even 10 pages I won’t be able to stop so I guess I’m just not reading that book tonight :(

there is an extremely simple answer to the "abandon trans rights" folks and it is "no" and also "fuck you"

more! books!

not spoiled

outstanding work, I hate everything, this was perfect this was terrible #AKotSK

I appreciate the pairs skaters for not making me feel ancient at 34

Not to be glib but we're gonna need a bigger Nuremberg

the cast for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is amazing, Peter Claffey is the most perfect Dunk we could hope for, and Dexter Sol Ansell got asked a question about Summerhall and dropped a huge, from-GRRM spoiler, and I am howling this child is the best

reading about the Carthaginian war elephant bone found in Spain and now all I want in life is to play Age of Empires again

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

ummm is the finally-melting snow making anyone else’s basement start to flood

Every single day I wish Poison Ivy was real www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/t...

Fiona is 12” tall

Republicans claim that life is hard because immigrants are taking our jobs and using scant public resources when the real barrier to a dignified life is corporate greed

great but also what the fuck was that

my nonagenarian grandmother is a lifelong El Pasoan and the rest of us live far away so I had a fun morning figuring out alternatives in case of emergency at least the ~4-hour drive from ABQ is pretty

I used to live in El Paso (which gives me zero insight into this) but I want to make a basic point because most US Americans have never been there: this is a large city of almost 700,000 people. It’s in the top 25 for the country. More than twice Pittsburgh and more than Milwaukee, for example

not feeling great about this!

In the future we're gonna look back at online gambling and prediction markets in the same way we look now at cigarettes on airplanes and lead-based paint www.wsj.com/business/med...

too tired to get ready for bed

DO NOT USE DOGGO TO SELL PAWLICE STATE

imagine not wanting to be a part of that imagine thinking that's anything but the best of us

what a shot

best halftime show I’ve ever seen

you aren’t a real Star Wars fan if you didn’t clock that as a tauntaun from the very first hoof

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.

almost quadgOd time hell yes fellow Virginian

bought tacky American flag sunglasses to be my car only sunglasses bc they’re so fugly but unfortch I lost all my other sunglasses so I’m entering establishments with Dallas cowboys apparel & the stars & stripes on my head. trying to smize at everyone in a way that says “I believe in gun control”

this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth

so funny to see republicans complaining about this as if they have not been pulling this shit for 15 years.

After a generation of one side relentlessly using all of its power to shape the ideological composition of the federal courts, and the other side straining to show everyone how noble they are—fair and measured and eager to bind themselves by the norms of the past—you get this.

PSA: Girl Scouts selling cookies at the PY Giant