I truly have no words. They took my victory hoagie out of the wrap and went nom nom while I was in the shower. COAL FOR BOTH OF YOU 😭

It ACPS.

IMHO best part of the housing discussion was the unexpected guest in the back center row who booked it tf outta here because um yeah buddy this is not your crowd AND you had apparel on for the business we are all smart enough to not support. Bye.

For Giving Tuesday this past week I doubled what I planned to donate to my beloved @alexandriaanimals.bsky.social because of the recent coverage of a business that is expanding that should… absolutely not be expanding much less getting any coverage paid or otherwise.

I need something new to watch after my latest Bob’s Burgers rewatch concluded. ::fires up newest Ken Burns mini series:: FUND PBS

I am once again asking for Del Ray to care about animals like they think they do.

Fake Alexandria can have that terrible business I just cannot believe our news outlets are promoting a dog killer defender’s business… oh wait I absolutely can he’s a white business owner in Del Ray.

Asked my ten year old nephew if he remembered to tell the quirky turkey what he’s thankful for and if so, what is it? He said, “that’s between me and the quirky turkey.” Respect.

I’m like 99% sure the picture in this article is the mayor explaining to school board how a budget works “so 2+2=4 and here is why I can’t print money”

Friends, I need everyone’s help convincing @alyia4alx.com to pull me in a wagon at the Turkey Trot. She claims she is “already pulling the kids” and “pulling a full grown adult with a busted knee” with them is too much. I disagree. Shopping cart will also work if anyone has one available.

Like. This has been one of my prized possessions for almost 20 years. His campaign for governor got me interested in politics. I am so disappointed in him I can’t even. @kaine.senate.gov how could you do this.

I just filmed myself yelling at @kaine.senate.gov’s remarks so I can remember how angry I am. We are done.

Warner is a no. So he CAN so something right.

Senator Tim Kaine does not have a voicemail, but you CAN send him a fax. And I just did. Virginians, make your voices heard tonight! AND I called Warner back and leave a message begging him to pass on our thoughts to Senator Kaine, since he seems to not wish to hear from the people he represents.

Had a really nice new coach moment today. Saw two of our freshman who are brand new to hockey leaving a stick and puck as I was getting on to coach a clinic and I saw the sly little teen happy boost when I told them it was great to see them. Felt very good. I really like this group of kids!

Iykyk. On our way to dine at Alley Rascals.

….do I have to go to this asking for a friend who hates galas.

I have returned from an 8 day conference/Disney World bubble what did I mi… oh. No thanks can I go back now.

No mention of the dog handler auntie Mallory in the family section what a dagger to the heart.

On Times publishing day thank goodness we have the artwork of @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social to celebrate the 74% increase in crime in this beautiful wasteland.

Gonna go ahead and say you just got Alyia’d so hard bro.

Took a break from being disappointed in adults who know better to see one of my favorite bands reunite for the first time in almost 20 years. Ultimate mood booster.

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Live look at the mayor

This except animals is how I feel RN

Too bad I love Piece Out with all my heart because I’m on a Del Ray boycott until that post comes down with an apology. Hit me with your west end recs, I’m good on coffee obviously because I have my beloved Hypergoat.

Sigh. Please make good, informed decisions when spending your money.

How could Alyia do this

Hypergoat has internet another +1 for them on their ever growing list of positives

My hotspot somehow got me through two calls but time to find internet. Btw I personally saw Alyia cut the Comcast cord.

This popped up today and was a nice giggle after… a week that happened. Love you forever @kentremendous.bsky.social thanks for making such a great show it was a great honor of my life to shake your hand at the American History museum while you guys filmed this episode.

Meanwhile, my dad is in his late 60s, actively has high cholesterol and BP, his brother has had a massive heart attack, and when he asked Kaiser for this they said lol nah. He had a massive heart attack less than two months later. Thanks Kaiser!

Yes I was at the HAIM concert last night how did you know

I love you HAIM

Being an adult is making sure your migraine meds and Loops are packed to go to a concert where you picked seats over standing GA.

Who wants to organize the snacks? I’ll bring popcorn.

Walgreens on Mt. Vernon Ave has COVID shots and plenty of appointments GO GO GO GO

uhhhhh so I just got my personal property tax bill and the permit fees did go up, pretty sure that actually passing wasn't covered like at all. My now $55 a year gets me nothing and my bill is higher than last year on an almost 10 year old car.

I have two tickets to HAIM 9/10 at Merriweather (barf I know) I’m looking to offload. Just looking to get back what I paid. $95.45 per ticket SEC 303 Row FF. Tickets aren’t sold out but if you didn’t grab them you’d be doing me a solid to grab mine 😁

Once again: this guy 🙄

UM THERE IS A CAT MAYOR OF BLUE PARK AND NOBODY TOLD ME. If you know Erle’s owners please tell them I am obsessed with him and he is now mayor of Rosemont.

I’m so mad BIBA banned me and I can’t see how they are responding to this.

@alexandriavagov.bsky.social I wish they were dogs does this count

I’m making tshirts NAY garden and bike flags

Guys it finally happened, I got banned.

… bikes are supposed to stop for stop signs right? Like if a bike was well before a stop sign and just blew through it as I turned then got mad I’m not the turd right? I was right expecting him to stop at the stop sign that he was well before? Genuine question to the kind bike riders out there.

Our Investigations Unit has been crushing it, led by Assistant Chief Pedrosa… who just left us to be Chief of Fairfax City after being passed over for Chief here lol. Our loss is their gain.

Today is Drifter Kenneth Ellen Parcell Lucifer Lawhorne’s 9th birthday. Named by and for the ACO who saved him, of course a 30 rock character, and the family pet I will always love more than him. Forever thankful to @alexandriaanimals.bsky.social for both of my little stinkers.

I scheduled my USA Hockey Level 1 Coaching Seminar the same night as National Night Out so I am landlocked to my computer from 6-9:30 I hate it here in my dad is retired world 😤