this is so me

not beating the dumb blonde allegations at the best buy after asking for the 258 gb pixel

unfortunately having a week where my vc funded millennial slop bowls are the only thing keeping me alive

smh we got ai girlfriend before being able to send smells over the internet

spotted in howth, ireland. should i ask them about parquet

omg it's the first day of deceptive fall in dc

second day of grad school and learning that instruction pipelining is basically factorio

why does benson boone SCREAM like that. god it pisses me off

It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before

the reason async arguments don't work is because you can't mutter "oh brother here we go again" in the middle of someone's argument. you have no choice but to let them finish their thought unopposed. in real life that can weaken your opponent immeasurably

"If our ancestors had the Rust attitude humanity would've gone extinct millennia ago."

the devil works hard but his advocates work harder

if you don't get on board with AI you're going to be left behind when everyone else kills themselves because the new chatGPT release started including Kill Yourself as a step in all recipes and instructions

people who don't set timers for their laundry are menaces to society

ok so it turns out that the strategy for finally learning vim motions is to take a three and a half hour flight w no wifi

why i am seeing so many waymos with drivers in them. what's the point

i wish notion had infinite heading levels. seriously what am i supposed to do with only h1, h2, and h3

idk if this is a hot take but i think that it's cheating when they use properties of the google maps car in geoguessr. like stop zooming in on that antenna bro look at THOSE TREES

i really do not like the smiths generally but a rush and a push to the land makes me feel like I’m a little puppet in a vaudeville. in a good way

Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment

i saw f1 today and it was both the worst and best movie I've ever seen

i have to confess that i thought fiddlehead ferns were a made-up stardew valley plant. when i saw one for real i nearly lost my mind

i can't stop looking at this tomato i just plucked from our tomato plant. she's beautiful

Le sniff. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

every book about silicon valley be like so there i was walking to the coffee shop with my six hundred dollar iphone in hand and a homeless guy just shits on the ground right in front of me. this says a lot about society

playing with my slinky on the zoom meeting

we literally just built him a huge cat tree

me watching the local mourning doves collecting material for their nests

making fun of me for carrying around a big bag of sour gummy worms with me at the gathering? enjoy it while it lasts. halfway through your third drink you will come crawling back like the dog you are

too much discourse on whether LLMs can reason not enough discourse on whether we should've taught sand to think in the first place

that's showbiz baby

can we all stop collectively pretending that beer tastes good? just stop with the charade. i know you're lying

he loves to read

eating things you've never heard of in places you can't pronounce

this is so good i hope they release all the chat logs

what if we made our meshtastic nodes kiss 🥺👉👈

having a dentist appointment at 2:30 is so camp

how your email finds me

interesting. i didn't consider that using AI tools for dev work could indirectly help u adopt better habits. i guess it's like how working with a really enthusiastic intern or junior dev can force u to slow down & make u realize that ur own workflow is kind of chaotic

fourteen striped American flag spotted at Farragut north

looking into this

today i learned that people who are really into reptiles and amphibians are called herpers

there's no way this pot is gonna boil. not on my watch

this and a flush run

bruh

C is absolutely deranged. s is obviously 4 bytes. How do you guys even program in it?

last night a new friend asked me what i like to do for fun and immediately my brain forgot everything i have ever done for fun or otherwise. c'est la vie

elixir? i barely even know her

whenever i see this little specifier i know I’m about to see some crazy shit