*Thinking about Napkins* "OH! Like for your lap, Cuz they're lap... Nap. Kins. What the fuck am I talking about-"

Me and Roxy are at a bookstore right now, and we're reading on one of the couches. Someone opens the door and comes in. It's the fucking WARLOCK. THE WARLOCK IS IN THE BUILDING WITH US. WHAT THE FUCK.

Goodnight little perverts in my phone

Got told that I wouldn't be abandoned for the first time in my entire life recently and I'm still crying about it

I'm not sure if bsky has been doing vibe coding or not, But I will say that since they announced their AI thing this website has suddenly and mystically become really buggy and weird

cancel your adobe subs asap and use non adobe products if you haven't already

New tagline for birth control

"You have a biological advantage over cis women" Buddy I am weaker than any cis woman I know. I couldn't get a perforated plastic bag open so my Grandmother came over and did it for me.

NO FUCKING WAY STEVEN UNIVERSE

Former Minor Kamen Rider Community Celebrity, Current Kamen Rider Community Avoider

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

Mistook a 1 for a 6 and bought underwear several sizes larger than I should have Sources are saying that I'm "THE BEST TO EVER DO IT"

My april fools gag is converting to catholicism. I couldn't think of a funny post to make. My tummy hurts.

The realization that I'm Demi hit me like a truck and the slow horrible aftermath is me being a near 26 year old adult who just figured out what romantic emotion is, I'm so fucking cooked chat.

I think it'd be funny to do an elaborate bit where you tell everyone you're having a baby with your partner, there's a build up to the gender reveal, and you wheel in the cake that's meant to reveal the gender and your adopted child pops out of the cake and it's actually a child introduction party

Recently saw a thing where a character cast a spell using sign language and it was maybe the single coolest fucking idea I've ever seen in my entire life and I cannot fucking believe I've never thought of that before.

My Writing Hot Take is that every character you create should have a favorite food. It's an essential thing to give them a favorite food, Even if it never comes up in a single line of dialog, because it helps frame their personality, It's room for a weird quirk that says something about them.

If it'd been a DLC, it would have made both it *and* Breath of the Wild better. The fact that it's it's own game that costs 70 fucking dollars makes it Objectively worse because it shouldn't be one and shouldn't cost that much.

I drew this on my phone while high a couple nights ago and I have yet to figure out what the fuck it was for

Seeing a post that talks about a thing I've done my entire life and the post refers to it as a derealization/disassociation thing. Um. Uh. Ha ha that's- Um. Hm. Heh, Y- Y'know um- Hm.

ok yeah i lined them up and attempted to recreate the edit, they're DEFINITELY the same stock bunny pic. the only parts that don't line up are its posture (as previously mentioned) and its nose, which was slightly raised in Badge Arcade (easier to see up close) i only spend time on important stuff.

Gonna drop the gimmick for a second and explain, as a therapist. What you're describing is a phenomenon called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. It's a subconscious habit that develops in which a person seeks dopamine-releasing behavior at night to exact "revenge" on the day which deprived them

roll the clip

The context for this owns so hard. She thought she had killed Kamen Rider because she had to rat him out or see her little brother killed (or something to that effect) and, of course, Rider manages to survive in a way only a hero can. He then tells her that she unequivocally did the right thing.

Apparently there's a Warlock now. I have no idea what she means and she refuses to elaborate in any way.

Just saw Project Hail Mary, Cried infinitely, It was awesome and you should go see it.

"Sure, It's obscenely wasteful at every level, it's output isn't something impressive enough to justify the waste involved in making it, and the output we do get is objectively sloppy and unremarkable by human made standards, BUT LOOK AT HOW REALISTIC AI LOOKS!!" You should be shot with a gun.

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

*Drinks a smoothie for the first time in like a week and suddenly become more awake than I've been in like 4 days as my muscles immediately become lighter* Oh right I need to drink these huh. I keep forgetting these are medicinal.

I feel like if I were a game dev, Who put my heart and soul into the art of these games, Only for some fuck ass tech bro corporation to be like "Hey lol we fixed your gross boring textures for you by smearing it in a thick layer of slop realism fueled AI bullshit" I would be fucking pissed off.

Watching Psych with my Girlfriend, We made it to the last episode of Season 1, Scary Sherry, an episode I remember VERY fondly because of its villain. When she came on screen, however, I suddenly realized "Oh my fucking god she's my Gender." I GOT MY WHOLE SHIT FROM HER AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. FUCK

Dumped out a pile of pills that I have to take 2 per-day of, put them in their pill planners, I had the EXACT amount that I needed of the pills. I feel like a fucking GOD right now, I'm UNSTOPPABLE.

If you think about it, Vingere Ciphering your posts would be about as private as a post could get no? Zzu jby't yfld aits djehvve hhwtnn use rfj, Aue ls spyg ht T nlwpr wvmlpdwy zultl xsaa use rfj iz, Oz ouf mua nj fyjpnkt nobmo rlbo mf qzsat. (Key is Blahblah) The ult in terms of having a Priv

*Me, High and eating Donuts* : "why is the sound of me eating so loud it's like-" *A loud angry voice seperate from my own* : "IT'S IN YOUR HEAD DUMBASS!"

REALLY REALLY FUNNY

Either next chapter is the ending and it fucking ruins the series completely, likely because of Editorial bullshit OR Next Chapter is the set up for Part 3, everyone glazes it as a genius move, and I go "Man this is kinda annoying"

@clefdesoll.cisumchronicles.com HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY

Today is international womens day But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

Kevin Conroy was the best Batman because Kevin Conroy understood that Batman has a soft side. Bruce is a traumatized kid trying to make the world right again, He's angry but he still cares about people. He does what he does to SAVE people, he's not just a rich dick in a suit with anger issues.

I'M FUCKING ABNORMAL. I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND. I'M FUCKING GOING CRAZY.

I just watched "A Queer Analysis of Naruto" and I need you all to know I'm Worse. I'm *More* Obsessed with Naruto now. This video is the absolute peak of Naruto Analysis, Nothing has ever matched it prior and I don't know if anything will be able too going forwards. youtu.be/Yso05X06IJg

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

>Girl who definitely has OCD "Do you ever think something and then your brain hitches on it and repeats the sentence several times in your head, and it's not like- Perfect repetition it's broken and weird but your brain is latched onto it so it loops a bit before you can move to a different thing."

I've gotten 3 women on HRT this year. I'm basically running for a highscore at this point, I'm seeing how high I can go