Come and eat, french fries in front of me in the following cities 7/31-8/2 CHARLOTTE @thecomedyclubatduckworths 8/8 FIRE ISLAND @cherrysonthebay 8/14-8/16 BURLINGTON VT @vtcomedy 8/18-8/24 LAS VEGAS @comedycellarlasvegas 9/4-9/5 BALTIMORE @theportcomedy 9/18-9/20 TORONTO @jfltoronto

Odd, the comedians who love elaborate conspiracy theories don’t have anything to say about the president pressuring a huge company to follow his orders or else he won’t approve their upcoming business merger Let me go get my tinfoil hat

Being the president doesn’t mean you get to be president of fall TV programming too

Every “free speech” comedian should use their platform to say that the government nudging corporations to cancel shows is fascistic an actual cancel culture But sadly you fucks are cowards

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SATURDAY at 7am ET: @jayjurden.bsky.social

He’s back 😎

😘😘😘 variety.com/2025/tv/news... Hopefully y’all get to see it soon

Lately 😝😝😝

Crowdwork isn’t about asking questions! It’s about vamping until someone finds their seat. Come see me in your city!!! West Nyack! 4/24-25 Raleigh! 4/26-27 Brooklyn 4/29! DC! 5/29-6/2 Milwaukee! 6/7

congratulations @jayjurden.bsky.social you did it gizmodo.com/marvels-swim...

Filmed my first special last night

sometimes you’re lucky to NOT get cast!!! See me in Huntsville or Atlanta this weekend tickets and bio

And that might be the saddest part of all this.

I don’t think the best way to make the American public have a renewed faith in stand-up comedy is to show them people bombing for a minute. I think the best way is to select new and talented voices so that people don’t think it’s just a bunch of 50-year-old dudes who have lost a step.

I’m sorry I forgot about yall!!! I’ve been fighting for my life on the other evil apps

NEW ORLEANS LET’S SHOOT A COMEDY SPECIAL! (my first) NEXT WEEK!!! tickets on my website!!!!

It’s difficult being in a parasocial relationship with @jayjurden.bsky.social when he doesn’t post on here 😭

Come to Portland soon! You were SO funny on Keep It this week.

Jay's #KeepIt: "I saw a Ruff Ryders jersey at Urban Outfitters, and y'all! Keep It some place far away from me! If you don't know who The Lox are, if you don't know who Eve is, if you don't listen to DMX, please Keep It! - @jayjurden.bsky.social www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/hybrid/...

''If I wanted advise on how to turn a shitty book into an even shittier movie, to I would go to JD Vance.'' @jayjurden.bsky.social on the @donlemonofficial.bsky.social Lemon Live at 5 www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Jv... 😂😂😂

COMING TO YOUR CITY!!!! And more dates to be announced 😏

American history presented through football. 🏈 Come see me live in Vancouver, Tuscaloosa, New Orleans, Dallas, Huntsville, Atlanta, Long Island, Raleigh, Washington DC, Tacoma, Burlington, Charlotte and more!

Listen up 50 year old straight cis white guys! I’m an ally! And me and Taylor have some advice! and I said this in Connecticut! Come see me on the road baby! Ticket links in bio 😘

👵🏾👵🏾👵🏾 shout out to our grandmothers! They really went through it! Buy tickets to a show

Shout out to Megan Thee Stallion forever. Hotties stand up.🔥🔥🔥

I know that the New York comedy ecosystem has problems, but my God, LA and Austin comedy scenes (and by that I mean podcasters who dabble) are obsessed with this fucking cornball president. Y’all look so stupid 🤭 NYC wins again

If you watch this clip, you’ve caught it already too. Lots of new tour dates up! Come see a show if you’re sick of seeing me in 30 second increments. Pull up! I dare you! Vancouver, Dallas, Raleigh, Huntsville, New Orleans, Atlanta, Washington DC, Tacoma and more coming!

🥵🥵🥵😌😌😌🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ why is no one talking about this?

Trump impressions during your sets are gonna be so unremarkable now They already were Lemme here your Elon impression Autistic Afrikaans is much more impressive

I hate that on trump’s first day the trains ARE IN FACT running on time 😫

Still is by ppl with taste. Especially if you’re on a showcase show and not the host. Or if you doing it after 15 mins in your headliner set

Back on that shit! (Posting clips)

Trump is only “good for comedy” if you’re so damn dumb that you need the loudest and worst version of things completely lacking in nuance to laugh I would argue that Trump & the rise of crowd work are both of examples of the worst forms of populism ruining group experiences

Let us open the doors of the church 🙌🏾⛪️🙌🏾⛪️🙌🏾⛪️

Grand closing! grand opening! Welcome back brain dead app! Buy tickets to see me live!

The clock app unalived itself Skibidi 😢 Sewerslide is never the answer

TikTok comedians will finally have to stop pretending to be autistic for laughs. Unless…

And the TikTok niggas who are only funny online bomb so hard in real life you would’ve thought the US paid for it. Real comedians crush onstage in real time.

One of my favorite comics is now here, which makes it that much easier to ditch the other social networks. #Blacksky show him some love.

Go see Jay! You'll enjoy it.

Gonna post more. come to a show, Vancouver, Dallas, Huntsville, Tuscaloosa, Atlanta, New Orleans, Raleigh, DC and many more 😘😘😘

I know this might not be popular, but I think that there were too many people who were treating TikTok like it was legacy media and had established safeguards The risk of nontraditional jobs is lack of stability bc even the most secure job in entertainment isn’t that secure

I’m sorry I forgot about you blue sky

Go see Taylor on tour and go see me too

This week in FakeTheNation we wonder whether "jumped the shark" has indeed done so. . Also politics, humour, @jayjurden.bsky.social + @roywoodjr.bsky.social .

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