My eyeliner is uneven

Jim Halpert/reader smut AO3 fanfic

cool!!!

I have heard 2 separate people tell me that working for a hospital would be as evil as working for panasonic like… huh??? Hello??? I know the health care system itself is also evil but like battery production literally ONLY profits off of killing people

Has anyone seen my box of rusty nails and screws

Am i right ladies

Finally...the start up screen we deserve

These were released 4 days before 9/11

vcr repair

Me when i get a little too crazy when i’m out with the girls am i right ladies am i right ladies am I right ladies

Hey yall! Im live playing some more pokepark 2 today :) #Pokepark2 #EnglishStreamer www.twitch.tv/nerdy_eevee

Call me charli xcx the way i fink i’m gonna die in this ouse

My house is so volatile rn

Watching the family i grew up with starve and get surgery and shape themselves to fit the republican woman mold its so so sad

i haaaate californians soooo fuuuuuckiing muuuuuch you guys ohhhhh my gooooodddd fuuuuckk i am a unique and original individual and no one has ever hated californians like i do california california fuuuuck california

Sometimes i see an add for the mormons and my first reaction is like wow i should drop everything for that again

sisyphus really knows how to get the ball rolling

One of my roommates is weird and passive aggressive as fuck and i’m like okay business as usual whatever But the othr day one of my friends wrote 6’1” butch transbian on our shopping list and they erased it for no reason He didn’t add anything and there was still so much room on the list

I bring a stores all of her files on her computer in the downloads folder type of vibe to the function

Duck pics

super unemployed rn

Gifting a child a spider plant sort of feels like gifting a child a Tribble.

Chat i pulled off a fucking B in the class and I barely had any of the work done 3 weeks ago

Back with another pokepark 2 stream tonight! #Streamer #Pokepark2 www.twitch.tv/nerdy_eevee

Yeah of course I study for math exams

Hey yall jsyk i changed my stream to be at 4pm pst today cuz i forgot i had stuff i wanted to do tonight :P

I just MISGENDERED and RATIOED a pathetic LOW IQ MAGA 🤣🤣🤣 Check mate Donna CHUMP!! 🤣🤣🤣

The guy at the gas station who has seen me come in for years like all throughout my transition just loredumped to me

Tuca and Bertie has unmatched whimsy

Screaming crying because i do not like the photo of me posted for my birthday but it was like nice of them so i can’t say anything about it but i do want to violently vomit

All my homies are coming around to partial fraction decomposition

All my homies hate partial fraction decomposition

3 drink theory homework time we have a soda a cocktail and rice pudding

These furry transfemmes are gonna be the death of me

I’m the one who tells lies

Always thinking about the random girl who grabbed my hand and pulled me away from this huge dude forcibly feeling me up in the club and helped me find my friends

Bitch go watch 3 busy debras

Boob

I am supposed to run a 10k tomorrow at 8 (not the half marathon) and i drank a few drinks and had weed for the first time in like a year and didn’t get to bed until 12:30 I am even more motivated now though just for the bit

Powerscaling the Tumblr Staff tie-belt guy against the entire Bluesky team

POKOPIA: Hello Eevee 🥰 I made you a beautiful home inspired by the Spanish Riviera. Please do not think of your Very Dead By Now Trainer. here is a gamer bed TOMODACHI: Asuka and Crazy Frog are getting divorced!!!! fucking nice

I kinda feel like people should apologize if they hurt someone regardless if they weren’t doing well mentally

It is my tranniversary

I'm sorry for posting about 67.

New 67 merch drop at walmart

Hey yall! Im live over on twitch playing some tomodachi life :) #englishstreamer #twitch www.twitch.tv/nerdy_eevee

trying to post through it rn

What if peter griffin had a low taper fade