in this world...... it's milk, or be milked......

Hag love

fake ass doomer i saw a glimmer of hope in your eyes

⭐️✨ #oc #art #illustration

PSA for content creators!! When th[sound of a hot dog going up the tube at the bank]

I'm gonna tap on stream today, work onsite yesterday went long and ya girl's been hustling. Pokemon friday should still be on!

I'm gonna tap on stream today, work onsite yesterday went long and ya girl's been hustling. Pokemon friday should still be on!

I want a large online following. Not because I think having a large online following will bring me any sense of happiness or accomplishment BUT lying to them absolutely will

Cozy game night, VTUBER UNUSUAL VIDEOS COMPILATION V77 is live! 🔗: youtu.be/JBCJiehzfOk 🧵below with full list & links for everyone in this video

who are you and what have you done with my mean girl? #biabigart #vtubers

the devil and catholic jesus saga

At the tech conference introducing myself as the CFO for Sluggo™️ a new BNPW app, counting how long it takes someone to bother asking what the W stands for (11 days)

I'm here! Come watch! twitch.tv/charitygoblinruby

CAN have shit in Detroit

Audience member at a stand up comedy show: I am ontologically evil. Stand up comedian: Ontologically evil? Like, you are an agent of evil? You’re implying there’s a source of evil in our universe? Audience member: Yeah. Stand up comedian: Wow. OK. (heavy exhale that draws laughter from crowd) Geez.

go piss gorl

🟦 LIVE CURRENTLY: Just Chatting https://www.twitch.tv/liftedpixel 🟦 #jesslive #pinkfuzzybunnies #twitch #vtuber

watching @gloopqueen.bsky.social start Subnautica 2 and this is every audio log she's found so far

ODYSSEUS:

ME: “Hurrah! What fun it is to practice this Pokémon Champions game! Though I worry perhaps it is TOO much fun.” THE HELPFUL GENTLEMAN WHO SPECIALIZES IN RECTIFIYING AN OVERABUNDANCE OF FUN:

regarding clown meat (feat @rubyraspberry.bsky.social )

SCHEDULE: A NEW Subnautica means GENUINE Gloop fear. can't wait AND. I have the passion of a Pokemon master...and the knowledge of a Gen 1 only player. Unironically I need your help for this stream. Morgan has Morg'd her way into quite the pickle this time. Let's see her make it worse!

She who extends the olive branch to all she meets, arms her allies with a big stick

I have a shirt that says KNUCKLE SANDWICH in a mildly edgy font, and I was in the grocery store and a dude was like "yeah. fuck yeah. knuckle sandwich. nice. fuck yeah" and turned the corner and the back of his shirt was FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME with two bone hands flipping the viewer off

We're watching Jerma play Infiniti Nikki on an old VOD. I'm so heartbroken this game is a gacha nightmare lol because there's so much shmoovement. But for the eyes. Schvisuals.

This has singlehandedly contributed more to the world than anything the Metaverse ever did in its entire existence

“Here’s a Twitter screenshot of Elon saying-“ oh my god k*** y******* its like leaving the porta potty, going “oh damn it STUNK in there!” And then doubling-back with a straw

regarding clown meat (feat @rubyraspberry.bsky.social )

Culinary innovations never cease to amaze.

Tomodachi Life looks very fun but I think it has The Quiplash Problem sometimes. You wrote cum. Anyone can write cum The harder a game is to write cum the funnier it is if you pull it off

💀 It's Evolution, Baby! 🎶

I‘ve been playing my 3DS a bit lately (found myself pining for an AYN Thor) and like, I’m even more in Modern Gizmos Are Too Big territory We have a lot of airplane travel coming next month and the fact I can just slam it closed and pocket it is earning it a spot on the trip

my This is here with a That. And What A Sound! #myThis

hello. I am the Pokopia Ditto. I can manufacture a smartphone out of the literal trace microplastics I mined out of the earth’s crust. How do you “paint a wall”

Get A Load Of Thissss ( feat @rubyraspberry.bsky.social )

I’m against post editing BUT maybe a way to “tag a post as Stale” with a link to a new post. The old post still exists and behaves as usual, just with an orange warning bar + link. This way you could deal with out of date information or broken links. But if you made a typo? 2bad

For anyone who’s in Oh Shit Mode over StreamElements, I’ve been really happy with using Zaytri’s stuff and have my eye on the new toolz

AMERICAN WOODCOCK: Peent AMERICAN WOOODNTCOCK:

Turns out it IS possible to vtuber without Win11. I just did my first full proper stream from Linux...it was normal! Chat couldn't tell! A bunch of people including @lina.yt are to thank for this (when did we get a custom Proton build girl??) Though I did take a sec to show off jiggly windows

Turns out it IS possible to vtuber without Win11. I just did my first full proper stream from Linux...it was normal! Chat couldn't tell! A bunch of people including @lina.yt are to thank for this (when did we get a custom Proton build girl??) Though I did take a sec to show off jiggly windows

I’ve been tuning competitive games for 15 years, and I’ve come to one inevitable conclusion. Want to know why people loved our patches on Killer Instinct and Rumbleverse so much? My hour long deep dive premieres tonight at 10pm EST on Game Design Direct! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCPQ...

🔴 LIVE: More Morg than you can...Mortgage. Of The Devil 2: Serra uses her Serra Buster on the corpos finally twitch.tv/gloopqueen

I’m gonna show my age and terrible decision making circa 2010 but does anyone remember pokeballs

dracula flo from progressive

The toy store clerk finding out that rascal Kevin McCallister's Christmas Eve plans

This also means, if all you have is a blunt rusty saw, I NEED you to do it anyway and post “hey shitheads look at my fuckass log chair :D”

Art becomes a lot more fun if you see the skill / craftsmanship bits (or lack thereof) as fun tools to subject other people to your Sicko Ideas, rather than something you “need” before you “count” as an artist

Be tee dubs YouTube is now up to date, in case you still need to see the episodic adventures of Of The Devil or bully the met gala celebs. youtube.com/playlist?lis...