Constantly getting messed up by initialisms like BBC and AV having multiple meanings.

I'm sorry, are you telling me the great deal box set price is $10 per figure?

I love calling out hypothetical bad behavior in my videos because without fail someone will show up in the comments trying to defend that behavior.

In the 70th Millennium, war gets fucking weird. Wethammer 69,000. I spent way longer on this than I should have, so you'd better enjoy it! #zart

I love how a big part of the aesthetic of Warhammer 40k is "Hey, ya know what this cathedral-shaped spaceship filled with lose parchment needs? Candles!"

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun. Any second now, I'm sure. He was a white guy, if that helps? Hello? NRA?

Pro Tip: if you have a podcast you can literally just upload it to YouTube, even if there's no video element to it. If someone doesn't have an iTunes account there is a 0% chance they're going to sign up for one just to listen to your podcast.

Always love writing the "This isn't D&D" section of the rules.

Well, that's pretty fucking kawaii.

A little worried I'm overusing the word "slutty," but it's such a delightful word.

Huh, I wonder what I'm up to now.

Fun fact: when you're designing a game you can literally just write whatever words you want to and nobody can stop you.

More vag-out armor options

Reasons I'm a better designer than whoever working on D&D these days -Not afraid to suggest that players have their junk out during the game. -Probably other things.

I've realized that I've been using "THOT" as a synonym for "character," which isn't in keeping with the ethos I'm trying to convey. That makes it a joke, detaches the word from its meaning, makes "THOT" mean "your player character," not a sexually-liberated person.

Legitimately, welcome to THE RUNNING MAN.

I think I might be dating a opossum.

I know I've said this before, but the suspicious obsession with personifying LLMs—e.g. "AI employees" instead of just "AI automation"—comes from a very strong desire to own and exploit people, and have them thank you for the privilege.

Here's my problem, I could make s shitty "you have two stats" game, but I don't want to make a shitty "you have two stats" game, I want to make games that's are worth the money people pay for them.

So apparently one of those shittubers who talk over unrelated video game footage copied my FATAL videos. Which is really weird because like, he literally copied the character I made, but then made his own, much shittier, graphics. Like, how fucking devoid of original thought can you be?

Whenever I join a server and see how many of the rules are just basic decency, I can't help but think of how miserable it must be to exist in "no snowflake free speech" environments where the only rule is "you're not allowed to get offended."

Messy first draft, but hopefully covering the idea that this isn't a game about enacting wide social change, it's about taking joy in hurting people who deserve it.

Huh, this horror game looks interesting... ... ... Is this a Christian game? *research* Okay, nevermind.

So I know that I have a very different definition of "bimbo" than a guy from 1985, but I've recently found myself wondering if these definitions and terms that I think of as being "from the 80s" are actually still the way people talk, and I've just completely disengaged from mainstream culture.

One of my favorite YouTube analytics is views by operating system, because there's always a handful on random things. Like, last year I had 5 views from viewers on a Wii.

"Role-playing games have only been around since the mid-70s" "Actually, role-playing as a form of entertainment has been around for..." "No, shut your worthless fucking mouth, you know exactly what I and everyone else means when we say 'role-playing game.' You are adding nothing to the conversation"

I feel like I need to keep in mind the kind of environment I put myself in and remember that phrases like "toxic selfcest yuri" are only normal to me because of that environment.

*Shows up at the Warhammer game with a suspiciously-large case, wearing a t-shirt that says "Cheesed T' Meet Ya!"*

You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about (Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )

I can't say for sure since I only have my own experience to go off of, but I feel like my audience contains a moderately higher than average percentage of puppygirls.

Let's see, an average army has a value of 3000 points, and giant rats are 4 points each, so...

Just had the horrifying realization that I could probably go on etsy and order a custom set of Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. and Mace: The Dark Age N64 cartridges earrings.

Old-School TTRPGs be like

Is there a term for a tomboy, but lazy? Like a girl with strong boy-like characteristics, but in absolutely no way "sporty." Or is that basically just a girlfailure?

Kinda sad how we'll never get a new edition of any major role-playing game because companies are too afraid of upsetting twitter fandom crusaders who haven't ever paid for a single one of their products.

So maybe this is just a me thing, but I, someone who is sexually attracted to women, want to see female characters being represented in all areas of my media. Like, breasts and/or a vagina should always be an available character customization option.

Soft announcement/teaser for my Zine Quest/Month project probably.

Mark Briscoe is the kind of guy that you spend all night trying to avoid at the party, but he's sure fun to watch on the TV.

In case anyone's wondering, yes, the game I've been talking about is the proposed expansion of my Lemon-Stealing Whores TTRPG.

Browsing stock photos is always a big, "Yep, those are out societal norms," experience. Like, it is weirdly hard to find stock photos of women being aggressively violent. Not, "comically angry at their phone," or "defiantly standing up to attacker," just women doing bad violence.

With everything going on I've still yet to nail down a project for Zine Month. Unfortunately the one I'm most creatively invested in as also the one about slutty criminals, and it may not be the best time to be trying to fund adult games.

How my art style changed 2016➡️2025

<--- OMG, look, I'm live! It says so right there, just trying the stupid new feature, gonna play a little Vermintide, then back to work on the Warhammer video! www.twitch.tv/zigmenthotep

Rules are my favorite. I am not kidding, I love them, yum yum. Delicious rules. System matters to me because I love to put the rules in my mouth. But like, I think the important thing to remember is that I also like shitty bright-yellow hotdog mustard more than the good shit.

Listen, chat, maybe if we all work together, 2026 can finally be the year of pussy-out looks!

found these saved in an old images folder like they were meant to be posted but i don't recall ever making them. they're yours now

join a ttrpg game jam where you doodle around itch.io/jam/dungeons...

=ROUNDDOWN(1d6/2) has a really interesting distribution [1 1 1 2 2 3], just too bad it's too inconvenient for most rolls.

Someone asked what I thought my best video was, and it made me realize that the videos I'm most proud of are from around 2022–2023. Not sure what to do with that information.