OH ABSOLUTE FUCK! I forgot a running joke I wanted to do throughout the entire video! the question is, is it funny enough to go back and add.

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Well, my 57 minute video on the FATAL sex rules is now exporting! Meaning that I'll probably have to re-export it tomorrow after deciding I'm not going to stay up late enough for it to finish.

I should really follow more people on FetLife, like 80% of my feed there is one of my metamours who's a very active poster.

How fucked would it be if the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumors were true, and Trump came out as bi, and we just had to live with him being historically remembered as "the first openly LGBTQ president?"

Apparently controversial take here, "Is this incest roleplay?" should be a non-issue, because incest roleplay shouldn't be banned in the first place. It's no different than all of the other problematic/illegal roleplay scenarios that are very much allowed. It's roleplay, i.e not real.

Unfortunately, I think this might be the most socially-acceptable take in FATAL

Well probably surprising nobody here, but I strongly believe that sexual expression is a valid form of expression which should be protected and respected as much as any other. Also, I'm in favor of just across the board decriminalizing and destigmatizing nudity.

Editing is horrible, every joint from my neck to my wrist hurts, I have a headache from wearing headphones, and despite sitting here for the last 10 hours I only have 20 minutes of finished video.

Always re-whatever "We support sluts and whores on this page."

In development rules for generating character age in Historically/Mythologically A.C.C.U.R.A.T.E. Assume any errors are intentional. #ttrpg

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

I was briefly reminded of and inspired to work on my FATAL parody game, and let's just say I added a stat for "Years Since Death" for characters who died—in game or during character creation—and came back as ghosts.

Just sayin', people do have permission to bimbofy my characters.

Not me screenshotting a comment I left on a post about the new Patreon discovery feed in case they delete my account over it.

Just came across this ad from 1995. This really was how we had to do it back then! (The telnet site is now owned by a gambling company, oof.)

Sometimes being inclusive with language is really annoying because I was going to refer to the absolutely dull vanilla sex in FATAL as "grandma sex," but then didn't want to seem like I was saying grandmas couldn't or shouldn't have exciting adventurous sex.

It's really weird to try to take in the entirety of how lack of basic understanding of vaginal arousal created this whole—or should I say "hole"—mythology of tightness

Covering FATAL is "give a mouse a cookie." If I'm covering the sex rules, I should cover the rape rules. If I'm covering how the game handles rape, I should mention how he goes out of his was to call turnips "rapes." If I'm doing that, I should mention how often he uses the word "niggardliness."

If you can guess what these calculation are for, you might want to consider professional help.

ASMR POV: Dommy Mommy Accuses You of Being the Imposter

Thanks Patreon, but I think I'll continue not being evil for another year.

As someone who doesn't drink, the weirdest "socially conditioned to think drinking in normal" phenomenon I've witnessed is people realizing that drinking time has begun. Like literally looking at the time, and then going "Okay I have to start drinking now."

Chat, I need help. How would you pronounce a d1.00? (two d10 used generate a value from 0.01 to 1) "a D one point zero zero" or "a D one hundred hundredths?"

My favorite thing about doing the FATAL videos is explaining a thing that would be the absurd thing I'm criticizing in another game, but in FATAL is just one of many steps in actually getting to the absurd thing I'm criticizing.

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Imagine being an adult and leaving this comment on a 20-month-old post.

The saddest thing about FATAL is that Byron Hall not knowing arousal was a thing means we didn't get a vaginal tenting modifier.

This is what "Keep politics out of games" is all about. You can say "I don't agree with the content in this game," but when you actually call out that problematic content, people get triggered because they realize you actually mean it, and are talking about them.

Hey chat, should I do a video on @viceandviolence.bsky.social? After dealing with FATAL it might be nice to cover something with a positive attitude towards sex.

I just realized that because Bodily Attractiveness is an attribute in FATAL, that means we know how hot Byron thinks the monsters are. For example... Basilisk: 10 Bear: 60 (male), 65 (female) Dragon: 30 Giant: 116 (male), 123 (female) Goblin: 60 (male), 65 (female) Horse: 80 Nymph: 300 Satyr: 80

Oopsie. Well, I guess this is no longer a problem for later.

I know this sounds like a commercial, but if you are an individual, and not using Pirate Ship for your shipping, you are likely overpaying by a lot.

Millennials could really use a new Goofy Movie right about now.

Hearing "Conservatives are obsessed with gay people" is one of those things that makes you go "Yeah, what's up with that?" but also something that you are almost certainly underestimating the severity of unless you've actually seen it in action.

Yep, nothing concerning about looking up a famous 16th-century nude portrait and getting heavily-censored results.

The glamorous life of a YouTuber. I don't think I've been called "a queer" since I was in high school.

First draft, revision, and alt sprites for Mimi. Cumming soon to the Orgynizer Wet Dungeon Mod.

I'm sorry, why do replacement heads for my electric razor cost half as much as the razor itself, which comes with a set of replacement heads?

98% of the uses of the phrase "degenerate gooner shit" severely underestimates the taste and imagination of gooners.

It sure would be swell if instead of pushing worthless AI features, YouTube would like, make the features they already have function properly. I don't need a computer to generate a nonsense video title and thumbnail, I need the basic tools for posting my videos to work properly.

Pro tip: In the simplest terms, YouTube recommendations are based on shared viewership. So if you're watching a video, and you see a bunch of questionable content in the side bar, that means those videos and the one you're watching likely have a shared audience.

I cannot understand people whose only desire is to do as little as possible. Like you know what sounds like an absolute living hell? Being bedridden. And yet, some people hold never getting out of bed as their only goal in life.

Sometimes I genuinely do not know if comments are supposed to be complements or insults.

So from what I gather, the balls were based last night.

Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.

Cishet Dudes: I fuckin' love pussy! The Same Cishet Dudes: Eew, I'm not gonna [exhaustive list of normal vagina-related interactions]

Alright chat, what's a better pun name for this character? Becky A. Saurus Brandy A. Saurus They're both equally close.