heated chivalry

who ordered the loaf of white bread

I finished the storyline of pokopia 🥲

women will literally become ghosts and force men to dance themselves to death instead of go to therapy

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

This is catastrophic.

News used to be better

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. Uhhhh??? www.jezebel.com/well-here-we...

#pokopia is Ditto's Mary Sue fanfic

Ok I just finished watching mad men for the first time and I need to know if people liked that series finale when it aired

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

when I need to proof dough

me, going to a dinner party: hey do you guys wanna take the moca

I made a reference to “Lucy and Ethel” to a group of classmates today and all of them looked at me with blank stares, I feel 85 years old

can somebody let me know if they find a normal way to pass someone on the sidewalk or in a hallway, thanks

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

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chat is this good

is this a comfy sleeping position viola

every time there’s a weird dinosaur anatomical feature the hypotheses are like “it was either for defense, display, or thermoregulation”. I can predict this with 100% accuracy

Found a cute painting at a vintage store with Chinese calligraphy on it and I said I wanted to find out what it says and the classmate I was with said “chatgpt could probably tell you”

I’m at the part of pokopia where I can get all the eeveelutions and I’m going to cry

“Rowling has made it abundantly clear that she thinks attacking transgender people via the legal system is a worthwhile cause and a good use of her vast personal fortune…there’s no way to watch this show without supporting Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting…”

the relevance remains—if went to a no kings event and didn’t wear a mask, PLEASE take multiple rapid tests or get a PCR/NAAT some time this week. there are plenty of things spreading in the air thanks to our collapsing heath systems, including sars-cov-2: www.today.com/health/coron...

Listen I’d try it

"You could make this place beautiful." #pokemon

If you haven’t read The West Passage yet I can’t recommend it enough, it’s shaping up to be one of my favorite books I’ve read this year!

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

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That moment when you, a queen, come across another queen, and discuss how best to maximise your joint slay

Not sure we need a new Lord of the Rings movie so much as an edit of The Hobbit down to one 2-hour movie that then is only shown at a single drive-in theater at midnight.

christ

anyway here's Akira Kurosawa gazing lovingly at Toshiro Mifune on the set of Seven Samurai

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they love making Noah Wyle look up and right on medical dramas

I’ve just now tasted my first miller high life and I think their slogan should be “the la croix of beers”

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

I had a dream last night that I posted “if ai were an object I’d use it as a coaster” and you know what I stand by that

If I were Val Kilmer I would come back and haunt everyone involved in this movie

the only constant in this world is the price of the costco hot dog and drink combo

A classic anti-masker tactic is to claim that if you don't wear a mask 100% of the time, it isn't worth it. Untrue. Every single time you wear a mask, you reduce the chances for viruses to spread. Wearing a mask always improves public health, even if you only do it occasionally.

yeah nothing more paleo than *checks notes* yeast extract and chablis wine

One of my least favorite questions is, "I can't handle horror generally, but I want to watch this horror movie. Will it be too scary for me?" I am the wrong person to ask this! Basically nothing scares me anymore! I have internalized the rhythms of dread in a way you could not imagine!

I get why "do not comply in advance" is a compelling phrase but I feel like we're pretty far past "in advance" at this point in time.

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic! Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase. You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat. I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.