cowboy playing a japanese murder mystery visual novel: this doggone ronpa

ok this breakdown of AI writing indicators is incredible. Huge shout-out to the Wikipedia community for this

Grad school is forcing me to use the outlook version of my school email instead of the gmail version bc it’s “more secure” and “hipaa compliant” but did they consider outlook sucks ass

Today’s episode of gbbo is how I learned flapjacks means something completely different in the uk

I love this picture of Guillermo del Toro and Hideo Kojima because it looks like they’re expecting.

I’m watching bewitched and as far as I can tell in this universe witches are omnipotent, they’re basically Q

rip to the men who will not know the day or the hour but I’m different

A long day at an unsuccessful craft market means it’s time to ✨🥒 eat pickles in the bath 🥒✨

I made Halloween earrings and the skulls glow in the dark, so obviously you need them

I like the kpop blue tiger as much as the next person but why is he named sussy

Jared Pechaček (@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social) introduces and reads from his debut novel The West Passage, which is shortlisted for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction. For more about this year's shortlist: www.ursulakleguin.com/prize25

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The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years. Pinochet was ousted with a referendum. And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists. Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

my kids are getting a fucking flip phone with no internet access

Went on a random bridge over the snoqualmie river, saw a bunch of twin peaks graffiti

Just got fired for sharing a clip of Robert Redford killing an old woman because it was "taken out of context" and he was "actually playing a kind and gentle personification of death itself"

Seattle-area folks: Katterman's, my favorite indie pharmacy, has both flu and Covid adult vaccines and is taking walk-ins at Sand Point. kattermans.com #getvaxxed

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

if you turn all twelve jurors into hyena people that’s jury gnollification

this trans person has been having an extremely shitty week and had to inform their HR that people might reach out to try to get them fired v3nmo @ dexanderson

oh man I forgot it was September 11, can't believe it's only been 750 years since an earthquake destroyed Saint Michael's Church atop Glastonbury Tor never forget

this weird little book has been out in the world for just over one wild year, and I'm very very proud of it

timeline cleanse: I made a galette with plums from a neighbor’s tree and it was delicious

Reviewer: The worst part is, they made the monster hot! Me, kicking my feet: Oh no omg they made the monster hot?? Wow ahaha I can’t believe they did that, so uh how hot did they make the monster 👀

it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a katana must be in want of a waifu

Just checking my itinerary for tomorrow.

excellent. MORE OF THIS.

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

This is what people trying to put themselves in a better situation lose when you convey that experiencing a loss of safe shelter is unlawful.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

an endorsement for my brother’s book from jeeyon!! now that’s an endorsement you can trust

Found her spooky cat bandana just in time for spooky season. As you can see she’s thrilled

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

The country is so poorly run we can’t receive packages from overseas anymore, and I’m not sure it makes the top 10 of the administration’s dumbest, unforced errors

Washington state

who is he

You can post for likes with “We need trans stories more than ever” OR you can readily find, purchase, and talk up the many, many, many trans stories that exist in your preferred format from an array of creative people. In the time you spent vaguely posting you could’ve done something tangible.

How fitting that my @thecathive.bsky.social shirt shows up on a day I have a tummy ache (every day)

In response to the dismantling of the CDC, California, Oregon, and Washington have launched the West Coast Health Alliance, which will make their own science-based vaccine guidelines, and make sure vaccines are accessible to everyone.

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

As someone who *does* have conditions listed to qualify me for a vax, I fully advocate for you to lie and say you do too (as long as they won’t require proof/rx)

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

Me: *asks a very smart question* Instructor: wow that’s a really good question, I haven’t thought about that Me:

I love it when the buses are so late they’re actually on time. Life finds a way

fall

my cats when it’s dinner time

Anyone in the Seattle area wanna adopt this lovely little 8-yo girlie before I turn her over to PAWS? 😭

Due to popular demand, we are setting up a heavily discounted fulfillment service for artists outside the US that are scrambling after the recent tariff / customs policy put in place for shipments to the USA.