Good work today from the evil law producing factory

Where did all these cobwebs come from

Words cannot describe how much I hate summers

I need to spend a lot more time doing nothing

Wait so the UK parliament has a literally months long summer break? I must be missing something

Why is plastic called plastic if a lot of plastic isn't plastic

Happy sumer

I need some sort of like management game or like spreadsheet simulator lite to dig my teeth into

Time for the monthlyish reaffirmation that I hate being a woman

Kinda like Swiss cheese

It's kinda dumb to count 1776 as the first year of the US anyway

Why the hell are the markets up today

There really ought to be a free genealogy resource out there

Is there anything left in this world that is not made entirely of garbage

What planet am I from?

Surely this time the deal truly is imminent

What the HELL

Bye bye electricity

Bruh

Wow hot take from @ncs.bsky.social

Could anyone tell me how I might go about getting myself kuru

Something has gone wrong with my eyes

Just about started typing a list of 5 letter words here thinking I was playing worlds or something

Oh my god that insane smoothgroin article was just a day or two ago

look at this picture of my girlfriend's dog wearing my glasses

I thought the screw worms were supposed to be contained to south america

Maybe I should just go into nursing or something after all

Wait the dni guy is an ape

Can't believe it's been 3 years since the rich people submarine incident

I wonder if there's fentanyl in the cheese. Maybe meth...

When did everything get so small

Why the hell did they have to name the fish after the captain now nobody knows who the captain is anymore and everyone knows the fish

My solution to the housing crisis? Let people be homeless

Why is my body so so bad at temperature regulation

Surly

How many idiots are there in the world?

Why don't we eat more plantains here in the US

Crazy idea: mayor who isn't absolutely awful

people dont talk about how big japan is. you can fit 11 Armenias inside it without even including the smaller islands

I think I might like to live in north korea

I know better than to do something that would cause impacted earwax. And yet

Hello? Yes, I would like to have my hippocampus removed, please and thank you

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Why is everything just so boring

The Onion literally proposed this like over a decade ago

gotta change the discourse uh... *thumbing through index cards* uh, learning a second language is cultural appropriation

Me personally, I'm pro-homelessness

Complete and utter girlfailure

I think once I get my citizenship card I'm gonna become a hermit in the northwest territories