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been a min — how ya doing, bs?

mood

cheetah opened 20 min late today but i still managed to get a 📸 in this cunty ass mirror 💅🏼 happy friday, boys 😇

“why does every gay man suddenly have a mustache?”

what do we think of my new shorts, chat?

also not pictured: camping

austin vacay was cute

last night was cute @injustasec.bsky.social @michiganlumberjack.bsky.social

last sunday, while at a bar, thinking i was doing a bit, i grabbed at a drag queens (imaginary) microphone and she got very serious, looked me dead in the eye and went “are you fucking crazy? this is my microphone” and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

does this eye contact feel too personal?

cheeky little stretch sesh with @mnrd-brian.bsky.social

update i cleaned my mirror

come up to the lab, and let’s see what’s on the slab

alexa, play can we fuck by kim petras

another friday, another fit check (toilet seat was already up when i walked in)

okay, hear me out, dance party idea. it’s a day party, outside (obvi) and all we play are ethel cain sound cloud remixes

you come clean my mirror

big day on the farm — return scepter secured — fall, year 5 💜

i’ll never tell who, but one among us saw ms. congeniality for the very first time this evening 🤭🗽 @rboss.bsky.social @rareynoso20.bsky.social @rjs.social @bobbymalark.bsky.social

anyone wanna give us a spot?

notably not in NOLA 💜💚💛

sunday scaries where

whatcha doing down there?

another friday fit check 🫰🏼

broke 50 in chicago today 🤠

saturday ✌🏼

its about to be crustier than the crusty crab 🙂‍↔️

we’re back @onemorechris.bsky.social

boys night 🫰🏼 @rboss.bsky.social @benjibark.bsky.social @aglioeoleo.bsky.social @svenbark.bsky.social

happy palentines day 💕 @rboss.bsky.social @ricksta6.me & faith

every february, you’ll be my valentine 💕

alexa, play busy woman by sabrina carpenter

tuesday classroom views …is it friday yet?

how’s my form? 💪🏽

i know, i don’t want me to go to work either 🥹

a representative artifact from last night @michiganlumberjack.bsky.social @whenyougetasec.bsky.social @onemorechris.bsky.social @phallographer.bsky.social

friday fit check ✨

extra (extra) crusty thursday night

all smiles for chest day @onemorechris.bsky.social

fist time viewing — will report back with my opinion that no one is asking for 🫡

finally got got — after watching an entire fleet go down around me, succumbed to the flu, strep, etc. i await the name of my fate so i can start the fun blame game of who gave this to me ☺️ it’s like irl BOTC

after over a year of off and on working toward it (mostly off), i built the island warp totem on my farm today 😌

in another campaign where i play a half elf, wild magic sorcerer named waard that is essentially a frankensteined wanda maximoff x inuyasha version of me (jussa sensitive lil baby)

the bad news never stops, i fear

logged ~6 hours on the farm today — winter, year 3 ➡️ spring, year 4

step 1, step 2

made it to friday (but at what cost)