Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

White chocolate isn’t chocolate. It’s candy, and it’s past time to rename it

I hope Kady and her “4 octave range, bitch” is doing well

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

If you come for my people, you come through me.

What do y’all do for towels? Something cheap like Ikea or Amazon basics or premium that’ll last longer like a Brooklinen or some sorta hotel collection?

every republican president of my lifetime has completely destroyed the economy

Anyone else keep needing to log back into Bluesky? I’ve had to do it at least 3 times in the past couple days

Are they seriously going to proceed with this still? Smh

Good but that’s a pretty shitty statement. Will need to hear more before I’m willing to resubscribe

Canceled Paramount+ for bribing Trump to push their merger through. Now canceling Disney+ & Hulu for bowing to his FCC chair’s attack on the 1st Amendment. It sucks to lose the content, and I know my cancellation is a drop in the bucket, but I’ve got to do what I can.

AbFab Patsy and Doctor Who Rose in Wednesday?!!!

Finished the new King of the Hill and need more 😭

Need Josie and the Pussycats, Huntr/x, and Girls5Eva to go on tour together tbh

For my ballon day I waited in line to transfer my vehicle’s city sticker. Yay 38!

The SONGS of summer are the entire soundtrack to KPop Demon Hunters and I will not be taking any questions at this time

The most important part of the #StarfleetAcademy trailer

I’m sorry, WHAT?!!! #starfleetacademy

@govpritzker.illinois.gov has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

Lower Decks I get but Section 31?

Not enough people talk about these three 🚬 from K-Pop Demon hunters. You just know they're screaming Mother every time Rumi comes on stage.

The way KPop Demon Hunters has sunk its teeth into me…

Do it as a prequel series. Show them starting out as young kids training and their rise to fame and struggles internally and externally to become what they were in the movie

KPop Demon Hunters - I need an entire series of this with each episode featuring a new song

People are completely ignoring the “No Left Turn” signs onto Bryn Mawr from Clark or Ashland with the left turn lanes being closed, and it’s not being enforced and driving me ape shit

It’s been crazy to see the state of the industry fucking things up for even the most stalwart animated series. Even Simpsons/Family Guy are getting smaller episode runs for new seasons! I wonder if the South Park guys would ever just buy the rights to SP and go indie. They could probably afford it.

Subscription cancelled

House Democrats need to bring articles of impeachment against Kristi Noem, while Senate Democrats need to bring that chamber to a fucking halt.

I told you we’d be back

Holy shwartzballs!

For The Gaze is so brilliant and I am still baffled no one thought to do it before Death Become Hers. What a gift

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

It’s so ridiculous Chicago does landscaping on mediums during rush hour, closing down lanes while also having other roads completely closed for construction that isn’t even being actively worked on…like wtf. It’s like they’re trying to make traffic worse. Love the city otherwise but come TF on

Before and after 🙂

This also applies to going to the movies

I’m at the age where I love live theater but wish they included subtitles for me to hear 🫣

Happy Death Becomes Her the musical album release day to all who celebrate!

Told my therapist I wasn’t feel great today and he goes “yeah, you look pale” 😭😭😭

Me today

Padam Padam reference in the newest Doctor Who. Kylie stays winning

Details on #ThePitt 🩺 • Averaged 10M+ viewers an episode • Viewership grew every episode • S2 debuts January 2026 • Episodes will release every year — 'We’re going to be able to make that happen'

We won!

Where has this look been for Susie Toot all season omg

Sheryl Lee Ralph will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Understanding the practical limits in such things, I nonetheless demand that The Pitt season two be released tomorrow, with a new entire season to be released every weekend for the rest of the year.

I finally started watching The Last of Us and my biggest question after the 2nd episode is why did that lady let that fungi make out with her while she was trying to flick the lighter

Mook and Gaitok

james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country "...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."

Ooooo this is my district! Time for a new generation to lead if the current guard won’t (and hasn’t)