I wish every sleep felt like a Tylenol-PM sleep

got a new hat

I just hope all of the battles had fun

And Regina Hall, who played one of the battles, I thought she was so good

Michael B. Jordan, I’m free tonight if you want to celebrate. Im free tonight, Michael B. Jordan, if you want to celebrate. If you want to celebrate, Michael—

I wrote and illustrated a book btw and it came out yesterday :) lnk.to/TheGlamReape...

Chicago friends! Does anyone have any sandbags or ankle weights? I have to leave my apartment, but I fear this wind is going to carry me away since im sooo tiny 😞

glasses or no glasses

Connor Storrie is projected to be who everyone thought Mike Faist WOULD be

Can’t stop saying “hoes mad” under my breath at my desk

Remember when we thought Kate Middleton was Dead

ACAB includes Ring doorbells

WUTHERING HEIGHTS (2026) was written after emerald fennel read half of the spark notes and two fan fics

Baking business really taking off

this is frying me

Sheridan red line stop gives Walk The Plank vibes

Girl… the emails

‘fits I wore to run an international hybrid conference last week

he wants to stay in bed all day

Miss Ariana has some Grande shoes to fill

What’s your favorite way to say, “watch your mouth” in corporate?

it’s a beautiful day to get a Diet Coke and McGriddle

people who slam weights should be tried at The Hague

Using hookup apps as a low-budget Task Rabbit™ for minor home improvements

2026 gonna be the year I buy a theremin

Would anyone like to come over, eat Chinese food, and watch Batman Returns (1992)/me wrap Christmas presents

this tired lil elf still has more to wrap!

we should be talking about this more

The Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best movies ever made

Has anyone watch the Diddy docu-series on Netflix?? Is it Worth the Watch

gave a guest lecture today today on religion, music, and performance in post-wwii England, and boyyyyyy was it fun :’)

loungin around

first queen in ??? months???? @benjibark.bsky.social

Sitting down at my desk to answer the texts my friends sent me while I was on PTO

survived my first time in my gym’s steam room today 🙂‍↕️

dick from a guy that gets scared every time he releases the pressure from his InstantPot™

As a gay man, it’s so important to have a straight work-husband

The cake in question (remade for work) Pumpkin five spice olive oil cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting

good morning

graphic design is my passion

Oh that’s not

This is now a @aglioeoleo.bsky.social appreciation account 👯‍♂️ (we like the same things, especially spending our life savings on two scoops of ice cream)

how do I get insanely Snatched within 30 days, so I can dress up like catwoman (1992) for Halloween

haunted houses are fun because I refuse to be scared by someone with a BFA

gotta be honest.. i’m posting this bc I’m bored

The concept of me buying a StairMaster for my apartment

having too much sweet treat so needing to cut it with something savory,but then having too much savory so have to go back to sweet , but then —