What’s your favorite way to say, “watch your mouth” in corporate?

it’s a beautiful day to get a Diet Coke and McGriddle

people who slam weights should be tried at The Hague

Using hookup apps as a low-budget Task Rabbit™ for minor home improvements

2026 gonna be the year I buy a theremin

Would anyone like to come over, eat Chinese food, and watch Batman Returns (1992)/me wrap Christmas presents

this tired lil elf still has more to wrap!

we should be talking about this more

The Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best movies ever made

Has anyone watch the Diddy docu-series on Netflix?? Is it Worth the Watch

gave a guest lecture today today on religion, music, and performance in post-wwii England, and boyyyyyy was it fun :’)

loungin around

first queen in ??? months???? @benjibark.bsky.social

Sitting down at my desk to answer the texts my friends sent me while I was on PTO

survived my first time in my gym’s steam room today 🙂‍↕️

dick from a guy that gets scared every time he releases the pressure from his InstantPot™

As a gay man, it’s so important to have a straight work-husband

The cake in question (remade for work) Pumpkin five spice olive oil cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting

good morning

graphic design is my passion

Oh that’s not

This is now a @aglioeoleo.bsky.social appreciation account 👯‍♂️ (we like the same things, especially spending our life savings on two scoops of ice cream)

how do I get insanely Snatched within 30 days, so I can dress up like catwoman (1992) for Halloween

haunted houses are fun because I refuse to be scared by someone with a BFA

gotta be honest.. i’m posting this bc I’m bored

The concept of me buying a StairMaster for my apartment

@svenbark.bsky.social gave me another Very Nice and Very Clean Haircut :)

having too much sweet treat so needing to cut it with something savory,but then having too much savory so have to go back to sweet , but then —

lately I’ve been really into telling my friends that I’m gonna fight them in the street when they’re being too sweet to me

He will be cast as Lincoln in OH, MARY opposite Jane Krakowski

the desire to get a Florence + the Machine tattoo grows stronger..,

I want to be as adventurous as this Amish guy in the Nine Inch Nails Mosh Pit™

love to Bike :)

Yknow the world is bad when I start doing daily yoga again lol

down bad for my favorite guy

Nicki Minaj was chewing on them wires

“are you flexing so hard right now?” @aglioeoleo.bsky.social

Thick-thigh friends…where are yall getting your shorts from

making “progress”

like a mechanical bull (buck it)

Last MirrorPic in Old Apt | First MirrorPic in New Apt

got some VIPs in the building today

wtf is a catalytic converter, and why is it so expensive to fix

I give it three days— we’ll see what happens then

baking things for a parting in Not My Kitchen without My Equipment..,, I am one of gods strongest soldiers…

Noooo stopppp that’s my emotional support rotisserie chicken

A chilly day at Wrigley Field with the boys @ptklein.com and @aglioeoleo.bsky.social after a lovely #SCMS25. Frot dogs in hand, all the fixings!

decided to dress up for Big Event at work today

all work to be done from bed today