My son just referred to his belly button as his “old mouth” and it’s fucking me up

@jeffgerstmann.com Jeff I came on here just to check you caught the buzz (pun) about buck bumble coming back x.com/ArgonautGame...

My son (lifelong vegetarian) asked me to make him a steak tonight?

wtf?

Thanks again to @nogoblin.social for continuing to include me in their games (and sexy calendars) and make my friends very confused lmao 😂

This makes me feel so fucking oooooolllllllllldddddd metro.co.uk/2025/04/02/b...

Dad goals

never seen a better create-a-pro wrestler

Avowed could be complete garbage (which it 100% is not) and I would still give it a 10/10 for the amount of treasure chests you can find in it. That dopamine flow state finding treasure.

I’ve been very busy I’m sorry what the fuck happened with Gene Hackman????

I’ve only gone back to Boston a couple times since we moved away in 2016, and those trips were in those first couple years. Every time I see pics from the city now it looks like a completely different place

New profile pic

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

Obsessed with the Boston Crystal Guys www.instagram.com/reel/DA3gNpL...

We as a society have taken the Mission: Impossible movies for granted

Zoomer Gandalf, sky darkening: “BILBO BAGGINS, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap drip, I am NOT trying to MOG you, I’m trying to rizz you”.

Me and who?

From Nick Cave’s latest letter (image is my own addition)

I’m very similar to Carmy Berzatto in in a lot of ways: a world class chef, rippling biceps, but especially in how mad it makes me when people don’t break down boxes before putting them into the recycling.

I’ve officially entered my “middle aged man roaming Canadian tire looking for deals while listening to Don Henley’s Boys of Summer” phase

On the commute home tonight a very angry woman stormed out of her car at a red light and angrily brushed the snow off the car in front of her, then stomped back into her car. Montreal road rage is different.

The first thing my 8yo asked me when he woke up today “Can we watch the letter man?” Our Samsung tv has a bunch of random streaming “channels” and one is David Letterman 24/7. Not sure what I did but I’m proud

@rkhoo.bsky.social YES.

Lemme know if you want me to post your TikTok content for you since it’s not blocked here

The most metal thing I’ve ever done is successfully navigate the online United States AES import/export system, which first required me to create a sole proprietorship, to get an employer ID#, to “export” my car to Canada when I moved up here.

I was an “international” student in Germany when I first saw David Lynch’s Mulholland Dr. The screening was in German which I could barely get by conversationally in. Afterwards, a French girl next to me explained the plot points I missed in extremely broken English. It was all perfect.

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

this has always been my favorite picture set of david lynch

What should I post about

THE GUTE

Oh gimme Balatro To soothe my soul Got a spectral booster pack with a Black Hole (Lost anyway…)

With yesterday’s news that Justin Trudeau is resigning I have made the difficult but (I believe) necessary decision to step up and take over as Prime Minister of Canada.

I got to see Sleep No More in its Boston run and it was a singular experience I still think about often even though it was 15 years ago. I’m so lucky I got to do it.

RELAX, COSTCO.

Giamatti

2 weeks (of 3) into vacation and the work stress dreams have arrived

Do Smarties always have that weird aftertaste or did I get a bad batch?

Late to the party here but Balatro (mobile) owns my ass now

Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’ theonion.com/pretty-cute-...

I’ve been thinking all day about Philomena Cunk referring to Moses as the Mr Beast of his day

Happy New Year losers!

Vacation discovery: Gundam building + Brian Eno (Music for Airports, Discreet Music) is like a massage for my brain

Why do the Nazis in the Indiana Jones game sneeze so much? Is there an inside joke or reference I’m missing?

My favorite Devo song. The earth, it moves to slow But the earth is all we know