🌖 on Saturday, December 6, 2025 at 16:52 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌞 Fair/clear Temperature: 5° Relative Humidity: 55%

We have decided that the universal symbol for “end to end encrypted” is ))<=>(( Right?

The reason dems keep losing to Republicans is because they aren’t Republicans. I am going to found a magazine.

I see the “smear your graduate students in an email to all of Columbia” button has been pressed again.

This is just my opinion, but I don't think departments need to change their strategy for reading or grading student work. Departments need a strategy for responding to harassment and attacks.

🌇 on Monday, December 1, 2025 at 16:30 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌞 Fair/clear Temperature: 4.4° Relative Humidity: 31.45% Wind Chill: 2.1°

it simply isn't true that "integrity" requires you to loudly proclaim that the kernel of truth in a bad faith attack has to be given it's due. i feel dirty even conceding it here because it feels necessary to the larger point that you DO NOT need to be That Person.

giving more attention to whether the student's shitty paper was graded too harshly instead of the suspension of the graduate instructor is falling into the Fake Outrage of the Day trap, designed to crush trans rights and academic freedom. i did a chalkboard post to stop myself from falling for it.

Waiting for AI to tell me to get out of bed this morning

Murdering on tinder rn with “strong floor, no ceiling” as my bio

🌇 on Sunday, November 30, 2025 at 16:30 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌧️ Rain Temperature: 5° Relative Humidity: 85.68%

Feds: We’re gunna do a show of force on NYC to put those commies in their place 😈 The commies: *fucks their whole shit up* NYPD: *shows up to stop that* The commies: *fucks their shit up too* Feds: Sorry, NYPD ☹️ won’t happen again ☹️

🌇 on Thursday, November 27, 2025 at 16:30 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌤️ A few clouds Temperature: 6.1° Wind Chill: 2.67°

Greetings from 🗽 on Wednesday, November 26, 2025 at 14:36. Current conditions (via NOAA): ☁️ Overcast Temperature: 15° Relative Humidity: 80.65%

The one in CPH is so full of Cam Neely swag. I was in love.

Greetings from 🗽 on Sunday, November 23, 2025 at 16:02. Current conditions (via NOAA): ☁️ Overcast Temperature: 8.9° Relative Humidity: 51.36% Wind Chill: 6.85°

Because every time something is labeled “vibes”, I go look and it’s just Marxism.

he did the amen break. folks,

Can confirm that @murderxbryan.bsky.social is a prominent leftist. Wore this cap out for the first time tonight to a DSA meeting and received plaudits.

Absolutely astonishing that it took a student getting harassed for her niqab (off campus!) for our president to write that maybe Muslim students don’t feel supported by the admin. But only vis-à-vis Zohran’s election. In the meantime, ICE can abduct Muslims on campus with impunity.

Are email subjects title cased?

🌘 on Thursday, November 13, 2025 at 17:12 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): ☁️ Overcast Temperature: 9.4° Relative Humidity: 40.7% Wind Chill: 8.04°

getting mega dittoes on dsa chat

Zohran showed that a socialist can take City Hall—but the ruling class still forced him to keep Jessica Tisch at the NYPD. For Zohran to fight the police unions and win, the Left has to build power beyond the ballot box. New from me for The Nation: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Greetings from 🗽 on Thursday, November 13, 2025 at 06:46. Current conditions (via NOAA): ☁️ Overcast Temperature: 8.9° Relative Humidity: 53.65% Wind Chill: 7.45°

🌅 on Saturday, November 8, 2025 at 06:36 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): ☁️ Overcast Temperature: 0°

Pouring one out today for that tenured prof at Cornell who loudly asserted half a year ago that anyone who continued working for Columbia after it acquiesced to Trump was a Vichyist and that he, of course, would resign immediately if he were a Columbia prof.

Mamdanewyorque

I’ve been waiting for Schumer guidance for months. Guess I’ve been standing in line at my pollsite today for nothing.

On the day of the NYC mayoral election, Ali Raz pens a gorgeous essay reflecting on how Mamdani's rhetoric evinces a poetics of the Universal and convokes a shared commons united by labor and by the rhythms of life spent working in cities most of us cannot afford. mid-theory.com/2025/11/04/m...

🌇 on Saturday, November 1, 2025 at 17:52 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌥️ Mostly cloudy Temperature: 13.9° Relative Humidity: 32.81%

I was hoping I’d canvass Blair Waldorf today.

Tfw you watch cuomo ai slop and are like “wait I canvassed that couple”

🌅 on Friday, October 31, 2025 at 07:28 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): ⛅️ Partly cloudy Temperature: 10.6° Relative Humidity: 76.82%

More like in the sea amirite @bryanjoiner.bsky.social

Equivalent? Pretty sure only one is banned on campus.

@whetmoser.com this u www.instagram.com/p/DQE1tWSDRo...

The New York Times editorial board has a nice visualization of selection on the dependent variable, if you're teaching a research methods class this semester: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/o...

Six hours canvassing for Zohran in East Harlem today. Got some amazing looks from East Landing, where we got in despite the prominent no electioneering signs.

Cuomo

A lovely look at the craft of the Asterix translations here. auntymuriel.com/2012/12/23/a...

also, F the NYT xword for calling Jabba “obese.” That’s just how Hutts roll.

🌇 on Friday, October 10, 2025 at 18:24 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): ☁️ Overcast Temperature: 15° Relative Humidity: 49.11%

Greetings from 🗽 on Wednesday, October 8, 2025 at 11:42. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌧️ Rain Temperature: 16.1° Relative Humidity: 89.66%

So much of nyc smells like urine that I’m thinking maybe I just smell like urine. Hashtag it’s still summer

Now the right wingers are trying to convince us that the jack-booted thugs are from the federal government and here to help.

🌇 on Saturday, October 4, 2025 at 18:34 in New York City. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌞 Fair/clear Temperature: 25° Relative Humidity: 43.41% Heat Index: 24.69°

exquisite blog

Fuck I just referred to my diss in a skeet. Putting myself in bsky jail for a day.