The seagulls are going wild tonight. In a month there will be dumb baby seagulls who don't know how to fly getting run over and shit. Anyway it sounds like a seagull fuckfest is happening. Get busy, gulls.

I was crowded for space, and wished the other parts of my body to remain a blank page for a poem I was then composing

I’m a Maine Licensed Forester: this is my lane. USFS is a global leader in research for forests, wood products, and ecology. Trump Admin are proposing to simplify abandon all of it. Colossally stupid and short-sighted. #mepolitics

One of those maxxing influencers should attempt self-trepannation. Someone please incept this.

See how elastic our prejudices grow when once love comes to bend them.

"Is the racoon penis story real" is about how 2026 is going.

Really weird energy tonight from distinctly feminine directions. Hope they are all safe and sound.

#TwitterReport 1) "For You" is pushing the PG13 boundary with boobs. Painted boobs, areola slips, shadow boobs, rare boobs. A change from the PG "taking off panties" trend. 2) The ME Senate race is even more MAGA and pro-Israel botted than ever, quite suddenly, but only in certain threads.

In 2019, I defended my PhD on 'It's not X, it's Y' and similar constructions, which I call contrastive negation constructions. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that 'It's not X, it's Y' would become the topic of comment pieces in newspapers. 🧵

Repeatedly enjoying Fabienk by Angine de Poitrine. Pretty sure a lot of the main loops are 15/8 (i don't count music well) but what really outs the sting in it is grooves peppered with quarter tone drops for a really nasty funk.

there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men

Watching a series set in Africa and there is a slow called Bel Hair and I am glad to know that punny salon names are worldwide

Organization tip for those who struggle. You don't have to organize everything. Just put everything in frequent use back to its ready-to-use storage as often as you can. Even if that place is another mess pile. With repetition and frequency, how to re-do the piles becomes obvious.

French poster for Andrei Tarkovsky's STALKER (1979)

Here $100 for those cancer treatments. If you got change left over get something nice for yourself.

Heard my first bat this year so that is exciting.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Accumulating signs that the twitter algo is mining my YouTube searches

Wow Coachella is paying for a lot of SM boosting

It's kinda funny that Ozzy was ever regarded as some dark figure every live is him bouncing and clapping hands and he sings songs about god and how war is bad.

I confess to watching any Latin language series about rich elites who do lots of crimes, any time I see one. Can be Europe or SA.

Addie play Wet Leg again. #subtweet #positive

Anyone old enough and computer aware enough to remember when/which tech journalists called "The Internet" a "fad"? Or the "Linux is dying" spam? (most of the world's smartphones run Linux now) I feel crazy just remembering stuff.

Is it just me or are chips (USA), relative to other foods, somewhat tasteless recently? Salt and vinegar no longer peels the roof off my mouth. None are spicy. Chips are bland. Not kimchi or Buldak or and etc. It's not my taste buds, just chips. Who decided this?

The twitter MAGA drones are going nuts defending pedophilia and sexual assault right now. Topic 1, Melania's bizarre presser. Topic 2, Swalwell. The latter is hard to understand without concluding they just hate women that much.

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Saw lots of furries today. It makes no sense to smile at them while looking at their fursuit eyes but it felt weird trying to find their actual eyes.

I might have to watch that Melania press statement about 40 more times. It's just so fucking weird. Just don't draw attention to her poor English, being gross amd weird like that distracts from how gross and weird the whole thing is. Like, it's extremely inexplicable, unless...

I get young idealistic politics, I was also 23 years old once. The disregard for BiPOC still galls me.

Lisa Talmadge is a weirdo who blocked me for saying most of life isn't straight white males and we make jokes together. She is likely a racist though.

Which clears the air in a room faster, fan blowing out or fan blowing in?

I am reading stuff right now but anything of the "this should make you angry" sort just doesn't move me. Show, don't tell.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

Leg warmers and heels sure is a choice.

I recall all the circumstances

Shout out to The Standells tonight.

Is apocalypse o'clock done yet i would like to do... anything

As Mainer I find it reassuring that I can still meet a Black man who also grew up here back when and say "did you know Jerry or Isafou" and of course he did. Local shit.

Hey so i found another Black Mainer to follow if you are tired of... whatever @lutherevers.bsky.social

I can *hear* cerebrospinal fluid traveling through my neck. Gross.

The number of times I refer to my late wife with euphemisms (departed, passed, gone), and the other person is confused. I don't know why but I am done with avoiding death/died. But then I might sound callous or indifferent w/o 😥 Similar: SA, abuse, molested, survivor vs "raped": #iykyk

If you have kids or a spouse to care for should you be depart please maintain appriopriate life insurance. You can't get it, say, after you get a cancer diagnosis

Some recent bands who recreate sui generis sounds like Big Black or MBV. Has anyone got that early Hüsker Dü shiny guitar sound down? Like up through New Day Rising? (If those bands are AI I will firebomb something)

Please I don't like deleting things if I shitpost more can I claw my way out of your feed #horrorprompt

Their internal safeguards are not sentient. 🤔

[guy who always makes the conversation about his vinyl collection] you mean the b-side of the moon

When I hear "allies" actually allying is... not a lot. Sorry to #ykwya, but I get it more every day.

My hearing has not gotten better with age (never does) yet I listen on the same headphones and have less need for high volume. I really don't get it. Maybe it's just an earwax thing.

They did play some zero G tricks and said nothing, well done

Many of the best estate sales I went to related to elderly women who were "roommates" even when one room had no bed.